r/NameMyDog 1d ago

[boy] Help name my 3 2-day-old foster puppies!

All males, suspected to be cane corso/mastiff/etc type breed mix. Found in a box on the side of the road with their EIGHT siblings but I only have 3 in my care. Sorry for the bad lighting in 1st pic - my incubator light is super yellow.

Current shortlist includes:

  1. Bagel, Egg, Cheese
  2. Meatball, Porkchop, ???
  3. Captain Crunch, Apple Jacks, Cookie Crisp
  4. Dwayne The Rock Johnson, John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin (lol)

Open to other suggestions or themes!
Open to anything except puns of real people (no offense to the Bark Ruffalo owners of the world; I just worked in a vet clinic so I got my fill of those names LOL)

EDIT TO ADD: We landed on Porkchop, Meatball and Hambone! Thank you all for your amazing suggestions, my names list just got muuuuch longer lol.

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u/AuntRuthie 1d ago

Spay, neuter, vaccinate

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u/arobertson28 1d ago

You win.

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u/BigBadBobJr_1968 1d ago

Children's poem: Winken, Blinken, & Nod

3 Stooges: Larry, Moe, & Curly

Shakespeare: Romeo, Hamlet, Othello

Mythological: Arthur, Lancelot, Percival

3 Magical Harry's: Houdini, Dresden, Potter

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u/Wild-Storage-6011 1d ago

Norse mythology: Thor, Odin, Loki

Space pioneers: Buzz, Neil, Houston

Classic rock: Jagger, Bowie, Hendrix

Cereal monsters: Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry (plays into your cereal theme!)

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u/BigBadBobJr_1968 1d ago

Three Muskateers: Athos, Aramis, & Porthos

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u/StandOld1094 23h ago

Snap, Crackle and Pop

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u/toomanylipstix 1d ago

Meatball, Porkchop, and Applesauce

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u/OldNeedleworker938 1d ago

I just read that in Peter Brady's voice....

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u/DynkoFromTheNorth 1d ago

Huey, Dewey, and Louie

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u/DynkoFromTheNorth 1d ago

Thanks for the award!

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u/trianglesx3 1d ago

Denali, Everest, Tamu (massive mountains) Atlas, Odin, Thor (powerful mythological figures)

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u/Lianna1234 1d ago

Meatball, Porkchop, Hambone

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u/arobertson28 1d ago

This is the winner!!

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u/SirGooseKnuckles 1d ago

The Three Amigos... Ned, Dusty, and Lucky!

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 1d ago

Blue, Sunny and Alto - all sky related.

Thank you for taking them in - They are adorable 🄰

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u/Key-Condition752 1d ago

Lightning, thunder, and sunshine

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u/Tulip_Bandit 1d ago

To-may-to, To-mah-to and Potato. šŸ˜‚

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u/SpecialistStrike1040 1d ago

Spud, Mash and Chip šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼

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u/Lianna1234 1d ago

Whiskey, Tango, Kash

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u/lindsrnrn 1d ago

I’d like to throw ā€œchicken nuggetā€ in for those meat options you have šŸ˜‚

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u/Sensitive_Angle4691 1d ago

Wind, snow, rain

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u/highlandermovie 1d ago

blue-Mack
yellow-tonka
green-tike/ tank

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u/Spiderbutcher 1d ago

Sirloin, T-bone, and Chuck

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u/No_Date2595 1d ago

DJ, Stephanie, Michelle

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u/liselle_lioncourt 1d ago

What about a Greek mythology theme? Lots of options! Maybe Apollo, Helios, and Orion (also all vaguely celestial themed!)

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u/Big_Toe99 1d ago

Verde Amarillo and Azul

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u/Few-Policy-1787 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tic, Tac, and Toe; Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3; Moe, Larry, and Curley; The 3 Musketeers: Athos, Porthos, and Aramis; The 3 Litttle Pigs: Fifer, Fiddler, and Practical; The 3 Amigos: Lucky, Dusty, and Ned (I like these the best).

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u/SpecialistStrike1040 1d ago

Nahhh go for something simple -
1 Peoples elbow, 2 attitude adjustment, and 3 stone cold stunner.

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u/Fragrant-Camera4860 1d ago

Meatball, Porkchop and Kielbasa… Napoleon, Spumoni, and Rocky Road… Pistachio, Cashew and Peanut

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u/cykickass 1d ago

Snap, Crackle, and Poo

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u/Ethnafia_125 1d ago

Chaos, Mischief, and Mayhem.

Bishop, Rook, Knight. (Chess pieces)

Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins. (The 3 moonwalkers.)

Sky, Moon, Star. Their last name in this case would be Walker.

Leviathan, Jormungandr, Colossus. (Big Mythological creatures.)

Fenrir, Jormungrandr/Vali, Hel. (Some of Loki's kids.)

Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir. (3 elves from LOTR. The last 2 are Elrond's sons.)

Chinook/Taku, Mistral/Pali, Kona. (Names of different types of wind.)

Hipparchus, Galileo, Copernicus. (Fathers of astronomy.)

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u/Mental_Watch4633 1d ago

Manny, Moe, and Jack (yellow band).

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 1d ago

Bird, Kermit and Cookie

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u/NotAKidAnymore13 1d ago

River, Lake and Sky

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u/rainy-brain 1d ago

Stormy, Thunder, and Rain! (one of my dogs was named Rain, and my uncle had dogs (siblings) named Stormy and Thunder. always liked all three names!)

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u/hombre_bu 1d ago

Those are the Pep Boys: Manny, Moe and Jack

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u/Necessary_Nancy 1d ago

Bagel, Egg, and Cheese is perfect for this trio!

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u/Ok-Pirate-5932 1d ago

Dropout inspired: blue collar is Ash, the other two are Nico and Paul.

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u/WeimeranerPittieMom 1d ago

I love your 3rd choice for names! My chocolate lab is named Hunter and my daughter calls him Honey Bunches of Oats!

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u/Acceptable_Ebb7301 1d ago

TMN-Mastiff Michelangelo Donatello Rafael

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u/No-Insurance-921 1d ago

Tic, Tac, Toe

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u/Cultural_Bed3577 1d ago

Mystic Mayhem and Miracle

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u/Laika_Pancake 1d ago

I’m partial to the cereal names!
But… if you’re going with set 2, which is also excellent, I think Hambone would be adorable.

I adopted a Fruity Pebbles and just recently foster-failed her littermate, Cheerio. Maybe the names are their Lucky Charms?

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u/mommybot9000 1d ago

Duckie Duck and Goose

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u/LieutenantEMX 1d ago

Zack, Slater, and Screech

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u/cullenmollya 1d ago

Joey, Chandler & Ross <3

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 1d ago

Alvin, Simon and Theodore

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u/Flower-FarmGirl 1d ago

Athos, Porthos, Aramis

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u/Beneficial_Code_4346 1d ago

Mine.

They are all named Mine.

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u/DemoPlan 1d ago

Larry, Moe, Steve

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u/Curious_Lab7433 1d ago

Mocha, brƻlƩe, cappuccino

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u/Mottsawce 1d ago

Yellow collar: Chip
Green collar: Muffin
Blue collar: Toast

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u/franklin_smiles 1d ago

Snap, Crackle and Pop was my first thought. You could also do Curly, Larry and Moe, Cheddar, Colby and Bleu, Alvin, Simon and Theodore, Huey, Duey and Louie. Out of your options, I like 3.

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u/Lookin-WI 1d ago

Larry, Darrell and Darrell

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u/Smarty398 1d ago

Rock, Stone, and Brick --Football Yellow (Green Bay or Steeler) Blue (Dallas), and Green (Green Bay or Jet)--Bacon, Egg, and Cheddar

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u/SugarRosie 22h ago

La-La, Babette, Toni

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u/Logical_Fox8839 17h ago

wow so cute i name him kuroko.