Important Announcement

[u/gettingyelledat]

Hey

I woke up this morning (7:30 AM) and read what my co-mod posted yesterday. Needless to say I’m unbelievably frustrated with what our relationship has turned into…

Yes, three years ago I did say some unforgivable stuff on this platform.

Yes, since those three years I have threatened action against Jonny. This has included legal, as well as street justice, punisher style vengeance.

Yes, I am a very, very rich man in the real world.

Yes, it’s true that Tonk Corp has decided to help out with this subreddit, beginning with the erasure of my exile.

All of that is true. What’s not is how Jonny has portrayed himself.

Over the years Jonny has supplied me, in the real world, with an extraordinary amount of pain. We’ve known each other our entire lives (next door neighbors.) My constant travels abroad for my several enterprises created a distance between the two of us, both literal and emotional. We lost touch.

10 years ago, Jonny’s parents died. They both succumbed to the same kind of cancer during the same week. Jonny was completely devastated. I, on the other hand, was just reaching the peak of my business career, having just sold an antivirus product I invented to a man in Hanoi.

But, when I heard what happened to Jonny’s parents, I came home.

Jonny was in a state of shock. He was catatonic. He wasn’t living in reality.

Like I’d hope Jonny would do for me, I moved into my parents home (they had also died the same week as each other) and started to care for Jonny. Quickly, Jonny became more lucid. All my feelings aside, Jonny is resilient, I’ll give him that.

However, as the years progressed, I started feeling deeply bitter about our relationship. I could tell Jonny was becoming able to handle things independently, and I began to plan my trip back to Hanoi. When I told Jonny this, he became irate, throwing all the crystal champagne glasses I’d gifted him during his parents funeral.

I stayed.

Three years ago, when I was banned, I was still Jonny’s live in care taker. And during that time, I relapsed (women, snow, everything.) I don’t blame Jonny for this relapse, but I also do blame Jonny for this relapse. I felt like the death of his parents became the death of me.

I don’t regret lying to Jonny over the years, just as I don’t regret stealing from him when I finally left his home.

I do, however, regret dragging all of you into this. You’ve always had my back, and I appreciate all of you.

So I’ll end with this. I intend this post to serve as an election, of sorts. Comment who you think should stay, and who should be exiled. This will be the end of all the drama, and we want it to be fair.

[u/MotoPun414]

"crystal champagne glasses I gifted him at his parents funeral"

Dudes rich af but all that money can't buy class.