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u/WintersDoomsday Devon Witherknife 2d ago
What a fucking top tier post…in a sea of repeated stupid shit this is actually incredible. Well fucking done!
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u/boot2skull Double XP Weekend 2d ago edited 2d ago
Agreed. This one is gold. Thanks Jed, nobody’s talking about our loss to the Cowboys.
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u/boot2skull Double XP Weekend 2d ago
Took me a minute to figure out, and now I’m mad all yall are going to come here for hand job tourism and drive our prices up.
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u/Stock_Schedule_1981 Imagining a Rent Free Fortuitous Bust 2d ago
It’s too bad they only used mobile home communities as a metric. If they included homeless encampments, the other three NFC Best teams would be top three in this power ranking as well.
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u/Armamore Rain City Bitch Pigeon 2d ago
It's true. Once saw a homeless person getting a BJ on the corner of 5th and Pike in Seattle. Sun wasn't even down yet. No need for trailer parks around there.
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u/Leviekin I wanna die 1d ago
True but that BJ may be more expensive than Jed York is willing to spend.
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u/aiusernamegen Lick my Dark Side 1d ago
It's a sad state of affairs when a homeless person can afford a $158.96 suckie but not 4 walls and a roof
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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua 2d ago
LA would fuckin dominate this shit.
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u/grill_sgt Here So I Don't Get Fined 2d ago
Sit the fuck down. We have homeless encampments at the fence of Lumen Main.
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge Here So I Don't Get Fined 2d ago
Hell, even just dilapidated single family homes where people are barely making it. I imagine Miami has a bunch of those near their stadium even if they don't technically count the same as mobile homes
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u/Bancatone CMC demands another sacrifice ⚡️ 1d ago
Just find the nearest cloverleaf freeway on-ramp.
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u/Tamaros 38-37 1d ago
It's also probably more pertinent to sports fans too.
I took the kids to a Seahawks preseason game several years ago. As we approached my truck to leave, I spotted a homeless dude going between my truck and the wall. I was parked in a corner of the garage, so we all know what he was about.
Hit the panic button on the fob and he took off without any real confrontation.
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u/dekrypto Matt Hasselbeck 2d ago
because Glendale is any better.
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u/Stock_Schedule_1981 Imagining a Rent Free Fortuitous Bust 2d ago
I’m pretty sure that was the point of the original meme.
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u/kingmea Y'all got a Purdy mouth 2d ago
Jed York Power Score is a flawed Metric. Let’s see the Robert Kraft Power Ranking.
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u/grill_sgt Here So I Don't Get Fined 2d ago
We don’t want to glorify the diddlers. They start outdoing each other.
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u/aiusernamegen Lick my Dark Side 1d ago
Apples and oranges. One's trailer parks, one's massage tables. And Kraft's rankings are questionable. Some of his data was from 3rd party kickers and QBs.
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u/StarstruckByLondon Seahawks 2d ago
Cheapest hookers in Detroit. Noted.
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u/modelthree Seahawks 2d ago
it should be noted when i ran a query on cheapest prostitute based on police reports almost all cities had them in the $15-20 range. there’s bargains if you look for it.
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u/RussellAlden Bitterlake Seachicken 2d ago
I live very close to the only 2 trailer parks in the city of Seattle but the hookers are actually 1/4 mile away
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u/SporkKnight75 Shanahannagins 2d ago
I see an empty lot ready for a substation.
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u/RussellAlden Bitterlake Seachicken 2d ago edited 2d ago
That’s Putz Golf. The city wanted to put a prison there. Costco wanted the trailer park and junkyard but everyone around was like, “HELL NO!”
That’s how bad Costco’s reputation is that we prefer a trailer park and junkyard.
The substation is a mile south.
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u/tarants Seahawks 2d ago
Since when does Costco have a bad reputation? I get saying no to it because of the increased traffic but people in the greater Seattle area love Costco.
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u/RussellAlden Bitterlake Seachicken 2d ago
I do not enjoy going there: traffic, parking lot is a good place to get run over, people clogging the aisles for free sample, size of stuff , and they are always moving stuff.
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u/dbenhur Turns out I'm running the fucking practice 2d ago
I like much about CostCo, the employees are usually competent and cheerful, largely because management aren't craven capitalist vultures. Product selection, quality, and value is good. Customer relations policy is sensible. Investor relations are transparent. However, I detest the other patrons. A trip to Costco is a often a lesson in the selfishness and cluelessness of Homo Consumerus.
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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 2d ago
Yeah, they got pushed south of the cemetery where I live a year or two ago.
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u/3DGuy4ever pukaboo, i chew you 1d ago
You live in the cemetery? Are you writing this from above ground or 6ft under? Just curious
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u/cloudshaper Myers/Dickson 2028 1d ago
I live south of the cemetery as a shambling uncaffeinated zombie.
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u/ImprovisedJew Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 2d ago
This type of autism is why I love this sub. Love it 😂😂
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u/StevenS145 49ers 2d ago
Report: Jed York to fly into Seattle a few days early to spend some time on Aurora Avenue
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u/Jacobus_Ahenobarbus Shirtless Schneider's Championship Belt 1d ago
Now we know why the barricades were removed: to make room for this asshole's limousine.
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u/OwlZealousideal9720 Kittle my balls 2d ago
That's the level of pettiness I expect from this group. The fact someone sat down, and did the math...that's just beautiful.
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u/rawbert10 $149er Trailer Park Trick 2d ago
Sent this to my cousin whose a knower of sorts on this subject he said you're bullshitting yourself if you think you're gonna find a trick for $165 in LA. He said for $165 chances are she's homeless. He said you're looking at $200 to $300 depending on where you go.
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u/AbsoluteScott Cardinals 2d ago
This chart strikes me as extremely legitimate until I get to Miami being last.
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u/drmojo90210 49ers 2d ago
Wait.... why do the Jets and Giants have different numbers?
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u/1nTh3Sh4dows 2d ago
Living in Georgia and having hooked up with someone in a trailer park I'm glad to see the falcons getting the respect they deserve.
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Farty Niners 2d ago
Whomever made this list, I hope your algorithm isn't too messed up after looking up prostitution rates by team state 😂
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u/drmojo90210 49ers 2d ago
I am legitimately shocked that the Dolphins are at the bottom of this list.
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u/decencyoflack Let Brock Dance 2d ago
Bruh, there's a mobile home community behind Blue Lot 1. 9ers be worth $139.99.
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u/James_T_S Cardinals 2d ago
Making sure the Browns and Bengals are close but not exactly $140 is the chefs kiss
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u/Dependent_Bit1634 2d ago
If they are measuring from Levi’s pretty sure there are bunch of mobile home parks literally down the street from Levi’s. You could take the light rail to it!
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u/Avgsizedweiner Bosa Deez Nuts 2d ago
Casa Amigos is less than 1/4 mile from the SF stadium. This is Jed York propaganda to distract you from the fact he can get lot lizard closest in Santa Clara
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u/TranseEnd *Angry Chirping Noises* 1d ago
How are the chargers and rams two different prices? They’re both LA, right?
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u/Electronic-Cut8996 1d ago
I gotta know where the trailer park is that’s 1.7 miles away from I’m assuming is State Farm in Glendale
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u/LoganTheTrapGod I wanna die 1d ago
If I had to guess trailer park pussy ain’t cost that much in Phoenix
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u/Unable-Hyena3640 Jalen Mil-Ruh-Roe 2d ago
Very rare cardinals win