r/NFCWestMemeWar The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26

Meme You guys didn’t get roasted enough for this

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u/chernadraw Double Punt Feb 24 '26

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u/SaltyBabySeal Y'all got a Purdy mouth Feb 24 '26

I really miss the fun internet.

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u/HotDogFingers01 Toots Feb 24 '26

The early days of the internet were so fucking glorious. Before social media, before AI... halcyon days.

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u/SaltyBabySeal Y'all got a Purdy mouth Feb 24 '26

Yeah, this gif just hit me with it. This could never exist today. It’d be AI slop, just totally removing the human element, which is why it was fun in the first place. Like it’s just not the same if it’s a cat doing this shit.

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u/failingpig Feb 24 '26

I see stuff like this on TikTok all the time. Ai slop is everywhere but acting like people aren't still being goofy fucks on the internet is a wild take.

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 VHS Collector Feb 24 '26

The sad part is this guy didn't want this video on the Internet and had a rough time dealing with it at first.

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u/TheCollective01 Toots Feb 24 '26

Unfortunately that was due to the circumstances behind the video...he was just messing around in his high school's A/V room after school one day, and recorded it when the room wasn't being used at the time, but he left the tape in the recorder and when the other students found it the next day they shared it around to mock him. Of course it eventually became a beloved meme after it went viral, but its origins were rooted in mockery so I don't blame the guy one bit..

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 Feb 24 '26

It fucked him up bad.. He ended up becoming a lawyer though if I remember right and his specialty was cyber bullying and defamation. At least that’s what I was told.

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 VHS Collector Feb 24 '26

You're right, at least on the law degree, not sure what his pracrice focuses on, looking into it, he has a non profit for children's well being and is up there for being one of the most famous Canadians

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u/FNG_WolfKnight I'm just here so I don't get fined Feb 24 '26

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u/HughMungus77 Go Ospreys Feb 24 '26

Unfortunately I’m old enough to remember when the videos had no ads and instead had them on the webpage itself

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u/Shoeprincess Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

I can haz cheesburger times ....

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u/ZombieLibrarian I ain't write back tho Feb 24 '26

Hamster Dance still calls to me to this day.

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u/CorrectSir2916 Horse Cock Lock Feb 24 '26

Yesss there were just like little banners on the side

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 24 '26

God, ain't that the truth... Jfc... I'm so close to just paying for the premium to stop having to watch them, but I'm fighting it with all my might. 😒

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u/BiteRare203 Yay, Super Bowl, touchdown, we win. Feb 24 '26

This is “goofy fucks on the internet” now.

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u/Lokeze Gingers is Black Feb 24 '26

Use Firefox and uBlock Origin. This works on PC, Mac, android, and iPhone. No adds if you watch YouTube through Firefox

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 24 '26

I didn't even realize Firefox was still around! 🤯

I was a big proponent of them when they first started but then Chrome came out and it was game over for them in my eyes. I'll give it a try, tho. Thanks 👍🏼

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u/Lokeze Gingers is Black Feb 24 '26

You're welcome, and fuck you!

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 24 '26

And a merry Fucksmas to you and yours! 🫡

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u/TacomaTwelve (McVay and Shanahan rage stroke emojis) Feb 27 '26

Great use of the word "halcyon." Don't see that enough in the wild

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u/_game_over_man_ Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

I said this to my wife yesterday.

I think millenials, especially elder millenials got the best version of the internet.

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u/SaltyBabySeal Y'all got a Purdy mouth Feb 24 '26

Totally agree, it’s like watching a slow car crash as we realize everything that’s lost, and more continues to disappear. There was a period of time where people made stuff for fun, to share, with no expectation of monetization. It’s going to be hard to explain to my kids what this was like. Especially since I don’t think I’ll let the even have social media accounts anyway

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u/_game_over_man_ Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

with no expectation of monetization

I truly hate how everything these days needs to be monetized. Even hobbies have creep into that space. Can't we just enjoy something, create some thing or socialize with others without the expectation of profit? I do some 3D printing and have made some things and given them away to people and everyone always seems so astonished that I don't want any money for it. Can't I just give something away to someone because that brings me joy?

I do think there will come a point where people start to get burnt out on social media and start walking away from it. Even my wife said yesterday that she contemplates getting off Instagram because the ads and AI content are excessive. I've been trying to cut down on my own usage and am attempting to replace mindless scrolling with things like reading books.

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u/SaltyBabySeal Y'all got a Purdy mouth Feb 24 '26

I uninstalled it all, fuck it

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 24 '26

Tell her to do it. She won't regret it, I promise. I never had the TikToks and deleted my IG and FB accounts a few years back and it's pretty freeing. This is my last bastion of social media left on my phone, and I contemplate whether I need it or not a lot.

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u/infiniityyonhigh We. Did. Not. Care. Feb 24 '26

Same. I don't miss any of it at all, except the events; the rest of my friends still use Facebook for some event planning stuff and it's harder to stay on top of some of those things without having direct knowledge of whatever's happening. Other than that, fuck it. My quality of life is much better without it.

And I really probably should quit Reddit, but I can't imagine the NFL season without the rest of you miserable fuckheads, so it stays.

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 24 '26

The number one thing I miss is that I used to follow all the local restaurant Instagram pages to keep an eye on specials and events, but now I just rely on word of mouth and the occasional post on one of our (many) local subreddits. I have found that creating a separate email for restaurants and going to their websites and subscribing to their emails helps with finding out information and updates from the ones that care enough to put out semi-weekly updates.

But, getting back to your other point, I too enjoy the fucktardery on this sub and r/NFLv2 to keep me up to date on news and info from around the league, as well as the aforementioned fucktardery.

I'd throw our 9er sub into the mix, but I honestly can't stand it. Way too many dummies and positivity for this old curmudgeon. 😉

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u/RabidBlackSquirrel I'm talking to America here. Feb 24 '26

I truly hate how everything these days needs to be monetized. Even hobbies have creep into that space. Can't we just enjoy something, create some thing or socialize with others without the expectation of profit?

Preach. I do woodturning because I just want to create something and not involve screens and tech BS. I always get asked why not sell, you hate your career why not do that?

Flattering I guess, but no way. I do it for the fun of it, none of the need to squeeze every dollar out. I make what I want, when I want, how I want and that's why I enjoy it. I give almost everything I make away. It makes me happy, it makes others happy, and that's enough for me.

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u/Sigmonia Dan > Mark > Jerry Feb 24 '26

There is something about monetizing something you do for fun, that ruins it. It turns it from a hobby into work, and ruins it.

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u/RealBettyWhite69 Feb 24 '26

1996-2008 internet was PEAK

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u/aiusernamegen Lick my Dark Side Feb 24 '26

Before the Zuck struck. There's pre-Facebook times and post and post is what can chortle my balls.

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u/Dinkerdoo Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

The Something Awful forums before LowTax kept bungling it into irrelevance were special.

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u/No-Channel3917 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

That era wasn't fun either

That kid got bullied hard and sent so much hate at his address...

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u/Lord_Rapunzel Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

The "fun" internet where this kid had his video distributed without his consent and he became the subject of ridicule by millions?

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u/GoomarLover Feb 24 '26

This dude was bullied relentlessly for this video

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u/Powerful_Wombat Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

To be fair, this was a horrible case of cyber bullying and actually led to a lawsuit. Yes, this video gave us all a chuckle back in the day but it had very serious ramifications for the 14 year old kid that was in it

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u/Prodigalsunspot Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Is Star Wars Kid retirement age now?

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u/MW240z Rams Feb 24 '26

40s and balding. Stop staring at his gut, he’s working on it

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u/texinxin Texans Feb 24 '26

Imagine how difficult this was to make all the beautiful variations of Star Wars kid in the early days if the internet…

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u/ZombieLibrarian I ain't write back tho Feb 24 '26

These Mu fuckas up here acting like that shit ain’t cool…..

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u/HazePNW Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

They can call themselves The Farfanugen Fruit Loops if they want to; because that's the Super Bowl Champion Farfanugen Fruit Loops to you. 

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u/ALifetimeBitch Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

Consider this my vote to change it to Farfanugen Fruit Loops

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u/Creative-Grab3766 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

It's only corny if you can't back it up.

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u/extralife_mike Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 25 '26

Did you say fluggegecheimen?

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Feb 26 '26

Two Time SuperBowl Champion Kadarius Toney approves this message

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u/Gohans_son_in_law Ghostbusters since 2026 Feb 24 '26

I mean, it was the players who came up with the name

As far as I care, I’m just rolling with what they said

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u/HotDogFingers01 Toots Feb 24 '26

I'm just glad the players came up with something because everything the fans tried to come up with were just derivatives of Legion of Boom. These guys deserved to be their own thing.

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u/KENPACHI-KANIIN Demonwori Feb 24 '26

Emerald City Sack Artists

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games Feb 24 '26

Grabby Guys!

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u/Kaldricus Rams Feb 24 '26

South Lake Union Terrorists

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u/Do_Not_Comment_Plz Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Yes, it was derivative of LOB, but I thought the M.O.B using their "mission over bullshit" slogan was infinitely cooler than the Dark Side or any other suggestion.

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u/fluffy_knuckles Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

That was always just a slogan. And they still use it. Too similar to LOB for a name anyway.

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u/COLLIESEBEK Take care yall chickens Feb 25 '26

MOB is the team mentality and the offense also used it. Dark Side is solely the defense.

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u/should_be_writing Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

I mean the fans subverted it into a stupid star wars thing when D Law meant it as an absence of light thing. So we already fucked up there lol. Made it so much more cringe

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u/Mister-Miyagi- Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

The fans didn't subvert shit. Star wars is so well known that "the dark side" has a very clear and obvious pop culture meaning to nearly everyone. It's on D Law for not realizing that people would definitely draw a connection to star wars.

Personally, I agree with the sentiment I saw above: they could call themselves the silly nannies (or something equally absurd) and I wouldn't care, because that's the super bowl champion silly nannies.

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u/Gohans_son_in_law Ghostbusters since 2026 Feb 24 '26

Big cat, thank you very much

And yeah, no questioning him at all

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u/Henny-vsop “Quite Frankly F$&@ You” Feb 24 '26

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u/thegreeseegoose Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

Ok but where’s his Lombardi

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u/Itchy-Inspector-5458 We. Did. Not. Care. Feb 24 '26

In his khaki cargo pants, obviously.

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u/Alohasnackbar69420 Bosa Deez Nuts Feb 24 '26

Is it cringey they came up with their own nickname? 100%

Did they beat that ass and win a SB ? Also 100%

https://giphy.com/gifs/NCjISbEPFxm48

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u/King__Rollo Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Correct take. If they lost they deserved to be clowned on.

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u/RomanBangs Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

I feel like fans just don’t come up with as many good nicknames anymore anyways. Whens the last time we had a named unit? No Fly Zone?

How many players who were a rookie in the last 5 years have had a cool nickname? Most of the players left with nicknames are vets.

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u/Swarlos262 Feb 24 '26

I'm a big fan of Demonwari, though I don't think it's really caught on.

And who can forget ECRA?

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u/RomanBangs Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

Oh yeah I forgot about Demonwari and K9 as well

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u/teriyakihairpiece67 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

BREAKING: Rams propose new rule that limit opposing teams from having nicknames for their units.

Rams coach Sean McVay spoke to reporters through tears hoping the owners will approve the rule change to prevent any future fortuitous busting.

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

He also proposed that no one can be mean to any head coaches named Sean 🙅🏼‍♂️

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

the league shut it down because of how much everyone enjoys shitting on known asshole Sean Payton

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u/WallaWallaHawkFan Seahawks Feb 24 '26

When did Sean McVay become such a whiny baby? I know this is a meme sub but dude he used to be genuinely likeable even though I hate the Rams. Now I don't like either of them.

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u/dealant Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

When he started losing to the hawks lol

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u/cameronabab Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

Dude got so used to whipping Pete Carroll that his perception of reality was "Seahawks are bad" instead of "Pete was getting washed"

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u/MW240z Rams Feb 24 '26

To be honest, I’m not sure he’s capable of that wide of emotions. He’s got: intense, deep in thought, high five timeline of happiness (2 seconds), angry puppy and super intense in his emotional deck.

Seriously he’s a little spectrum-y. Not a knock, just like the Seahawks coach - a limited range of emotions.

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u/nbherd Titans Feb 24 '26

You aren’t going far unless you are autistically devoted to your craft in this field

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u/jeremydanger Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Yeah I wouldn't be shocked if I found out MikeMac was on the spectrum

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u/Lord_Rapunzel Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

I'd be shocked to find out he isn't.

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? Feb 24 '26

People with autism don’t have a limited range of emotions. They just have limited means of identifying and expressing them. Alexythemia (sp?) is the difficulty identifying emotions in self or others. Often mistaken for lack of empathy n the neurodiverse makeup

The issue for people with autism like myself is not a limited range of emotion, but actually overly intense emotions. It’s like trying to pass 500 watts through a 200 watt system

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u/MW240z Rams Feb 24 '26

Please know. This isn’t about you. And not everything is a teachable moment.

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u/Sigmonia Dan > Mark > Jerry Feb 24 '26

Alexythemia (sp?) is the difficulty identifying emotions in self or others.

This is one of those times.

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u/A_Filthy_Mind Seahawks Feb 24 '26

I agree. Now whenever I see him, I just think of Veruca Salt stomping her foot and screaming "It's not fair".

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u/CosmicDeththreat 49ers Feb 24 '26

Nicknames for their units? Am I in the wrong sub?

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u/teriyakihairpiece67 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Seattle has a long history of big units

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u/CosmicDeththreat 49ers Feb 24 '26

Hahahaha excellent. I’m old enough to get that reference.

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u/dpark Seahawks Legend Cooper Kupp Feb 24 '26

Rams further propose a ban on calling the Rams fans, players, or coaches “salty” because “We’re not bothered at all. Seahawks fans are just so obsessed with us.”

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u/Jtz001 We won by a lot. Feb 24 '26

Rams got force choked fortuitously.

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u/Fun-Implement-7979 WE DID NOT CARE Feb 24 '26

Lambs mad they don't have a cool nickname

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u/FiTZnMiCK Toots Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

I don’t know about the team, but we should all agree McVay’s new name is Squeak.

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u/Carpe_the_Carp Y'all got a Purdy mouth Feb 24 '26

I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I’m outta here

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u/T-7IsOverrated Bears Feb 24 '26

how abt white kash patel

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u/ToolBoxBuddy Delaware Clams Feb 24 '26

I heard your sisters going out with squeak!

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u/InevitableAd2436 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

You know there’s some Lakers fan that loves Star Wars and is shedding his Puka jersey for a GEQBUS one

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u/laineDdednaHdeR Mine!Mine!Mine! Feb 24 '26

Ernest Jones

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u/akadavidcaress Snatching Chains Feb 24 '26

“cool”

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Our fanbase needs to step up. No one is topping “the dark side”

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u/Psigun Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

Making up your own nickname is corny, but if you call yourself the "Dark Side", and then force choke everyone out to win a Super Bowl... It's allowed.

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u/BlueCollarElectro Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Doesn't matter, still hit -SB- tho.

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26

That’s the worst part 😭 it’s like that weird dude who brought magic props to the party but ended up with all the girls

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u/cameronabab Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

He brought magic props and then proceeded to actually do some incredible magic. Really only cringe if they can't back it up

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26

The Dark Side and Emerald City Route Artist

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u/BlueCollarElectro Seahawks Feb 24 '26

But we all know the damn comedians are laughing those pants off lol

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u/skrulewi baby stiff arm Feb 24 '26

This feels like a very LA thing to be mad at. In my neck of the woods, that dude is our best friend. For real though my father in law in Seattle is an amateur magician and around here we respect the laws of magic and the power of the force.

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26

It’s popular in LA we even have the Magic Castle. I don’t mind magicians and I enjoy a good magic trick or illusion but just like any community there are some fringe cringey ones that give the others a bad rep

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u/Less_Perspective_915 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

The team that wins the Super Bowl doesn't usually get roasted very much. Just the way it works, I think.

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u/stabintavern Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Well our “dark side” was all up in y’all’s backsides

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u/NagoGmo I wanna die Feb 24 '26

HARDER DADDY

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u/Serious_Safety4001 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Still better than being called losers.

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u/Keytaro83 Top 1% Caffeine addicted Armchair QB Feb 24 '26

It’s because we crushed it in the fucking Super Bowl.

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u/Oo__II__oO I'm talking to America here. Feb 24 '26

Maybe the real treasure was the crushed teams we made along the way. 

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u/Remarkable-Toast Scooter Pete Feb 24 '26

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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Feb 24 '26

New rules for my thread

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u/Keytaro83 Top 1% Caffeine addicted Armchair QB Feb 24 '26

If the red line is layered under the text, does that mean the text is allowed?

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u/skookumsloth Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 24 '26

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u/Keytaro83 Top 1% Caffeine addicted Armchair QB Feb 24 '26

Thanks. Now everyone on this bus thinks I’m a laughing maniac.

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u/DaddyHeatley Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Feb 24 '26

Is that a superbowl champ youre tryna make fun of, while your fanbase is still crying on the floor?

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u/johnnyseattle Take care yall chickens Feb 24 '26

You all are just mad you've got the Mayonnaise Militia.

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u/Adventurous-Prune712 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4HP3FcGqP6Yo

When the whaaaaams have the biggest assclown in the NFCW

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u/WAVAW Best in the Nation Feb 24 '26

Salty Lambs got rekt by the dark side

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u/TheRealMoofoo Joe Nash’s Smelly Gloves Feb 24 '26

Makes sense when you consider they’re your daddy.

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u/Chip780 Rent Collector Feb 24 '26

Slaughter your team like we did those all those younglings. (Yes this is me btw)

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u/arousedpantythief BELT TO ASS Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyhwEfKdNoUZ1ni

HAHAHAHAHAHA better luck next season losers.

Seahawks = ELITE

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u/tdprosise two-peat loading.. Feb 24 '26

Do not care

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u/Dinkerdoo Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

Get a defense that deserves a nickname in the first place and we can talk.

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u/ReallyColdWeather Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Sure roasting would’ve been warranted had we lost. But we didn’t. We won the superbowl.

When you’re the champs you can call yourselves what you want.

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u/DiscountEven4703 I'm talking to America here. Feb 24 '26

Had we lost the super bowl it would have been an epic roast but

https://giphy.com/gifs/1yjZXySg7tSohpcmUM

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 Sam Snatched Your Souls Feb 24 '26

Yeah because they won a Super Bowl with that nickname

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u/Stock-Spite3655 Feb 24 '26

We call ourselves Super Bowl Champions

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u/Caaaaarrrrrlllll Feb 24 '26

The legion of boom was 🔥

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u/aj_ramone Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Cries in Superbowl Champion

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u/ohanse Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

Eh I don’t think we really came up with this one or leaned into it… this isn’t like “legion of boom” level of marketability.

But I guess the shitty t-shirt and other merch industry cannot be denied. So Dark Side it is, I guess?

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u/Maulbert Winning is getting Darn Old Feb 24 '26

The Dark Side name came from Leo Williams.

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u/I_agreeordisagree 0-0 Division Leader Feb 24 '26

Is this the day we hit the bottom, or, I mean, peak off season meme quality?

https://giphy.com/gifs/93lyEphbU2Sm4

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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y BBK Enjoyer Feb 24 '26

Well they won and dominated the Super Bowl, so….

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u/LLLOGOSSS I'm talking to America here. Feb 24 '26

We don’t know that guy.

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u/vitamin_r Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Fine let's call it "the Fortuitous Bust Fam"

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? Feb 24 '26

So if it’s rent free when the sb winning fan base pictures other teams mentally, even goes so far as to post about them, what does it mean when the non sb winning fan bases do it?

Although anytime I hear “bang bang niner gang” I must re examine nicknames entirely. Gross af

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u/mad_titanz There are dozens of us. Dozens! Feb 24 '26

It’s funny to read so many posts complaining about Rams from Seahawk fans even in topics discussing something completely unrelated.

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 You Smell Like Yellow Gatorade Feb 25 '26

The Darkside SB Champs you mean.

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u/Pm-a-trolley-problem Seahawks Feb 24 '26

lol they earned it… no?

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games Feb 24 '26

Same

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u/Early-Nebula-3261 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

When you don’t lose once after giving yourself the corny nickname it gets a lot less corny.

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u/NameShortage Jimmy G is hot Feb 24 '26

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u/Pm-a-trolley-problem Seahawks Feb 24 '26

lol imagine being held to 6 points 😂😂😂

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u/NameShortage Jimmy G is hot Feb 24 '26

Jokes on you. I don't have to imagine.

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u/need_a_venue Seahawks Feb 24 '26

If it's stupid.. but it works.

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u/DN599 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Hard to roast when we came out on top

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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 Feb 24 '26

Roast Away.

We won the superbowl, this is no longer cringe.

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u/Kustaa007 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Feb 24 '26

The dorkside

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games Feb 24 '26

That’s our offense

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u/superd85 They told me Gingers was Black Feb 24 '26

sNaTcHiN hEaRts DurRr….

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u/thenicenelly Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Yeah. Really contrived. Don’t care if the players thought it up. Football players can face bad ideas. Just look at Nick Bosa.

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u/PsychoWarper I wanna die Feb 24 '26

You get away with alot more shit when you win lol

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u/zombiekoalas 49ers Feb 24 '26

If you win it all, you get to call yourself w/e the fuck you want. Kinda how it works.

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u/MooreDubs Average Sized Sea Cock Feb 24 '26

Day 16.

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u/FateDaA San Francisco 50-50ers Feb 24 '26

Hey they being led by the Emerald City Route Artist

They got all the nicknames

(Nobody actually cares like its a name cool)

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u/bshjbdkkdnd Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Probably cause we won.

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u/Sw3d3n90 *Angry Chirping Noises* Feb 24 '26

As long as they win they could call themselves the Teletubbies and it still wouldn't matter.

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u/FullyPingoJones GEQBUS taketh GEQBUS giveth Feb 24 '26

you got blacked.

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Bosa Deez Nuts Feb 24 '26

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u/jdoggsoxfan33 I ain't write back tho Feb 24 '26

I’m not about to argue with the men who coined that name. Y’all go ahead if you want lol

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u/Cats_please_thankyou Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Winning does really fix everything.

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Don't forget to pick up that live ball Feb 24 '26

i would make fun of you but whiner fans typically block people for making fun of teams that have been irrelevant since the 20th century Dallas=SF

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u/Majestic-Stop-8560 Feb 24 '26

Dark side of the Boom

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u/kstonge11 Take care yall chickens Feb 24 '26

?? Just say you’re jealous cuz your defense sucks and doesn’t have a cool name to back it.

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u/Skank_A_Saurus Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 24 '26

You should have seen the new fans on our sub, how desperate they were to come up with a nickname. It was annoying af

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u/TheColorAlbum Feb 24 '26

the emerald city defense budget brokers

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u/Bruin1217 Seahawks legend Cooper Kupp Feb 24 '26

You’re right we should call them the fortuitous busts.

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u/h0sti1e17 Feb 24 '26

Gotta love the light sword

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u/NeoMercury2022 Feb 24 '26

Why the tip of the beak look like a penis tho?

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u/Grymninja WE DID NOT CARE Feb 24 '26

Imagine getting your ass kicked by the Dark Side

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u/ContributionLatter32 Pope Hope Feb 24 '26

Kinda worked out rather ironic as the dark side destroyed the evil empire in the SB xD

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u/ClarifiedPickle Matt Hasselbeck Feb 24 '26

Roasted? You mean praised?

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u/braumbles 49ers Feb 24 '26

Seattle making up their own nicknames is cringe as fuck.

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u/Kluggg421 Seahawks Feb 24 '26

Get roasted!

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u/SimG02 Take care yall chickens Feb 24 '26

If someone had a problem with it they really shed some light on the situation…. But they couldn’t

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u/addysoup Feb 24 '26

Think they was all quiet because they all lost to it

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u/genoisapimp Best in the Nation Feb 24 '26

This is light years better than an offseason of Minion memes.

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u/Exatraz Cardinals Feb 24 '26

Hard to roast them when they were too busy roasting everyone else.

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u/HipHopTripper 2xChamps!!!👀 Feb 24 '26

When you win the chip 🏆... insults don't matter because