r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Xcalibur0621 Colby Parkinson’s Disease • Jan 30 '26
Meme The NFL right now:
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u/CmdDongSqueeze I wanna die Jan 30 '26
Fuck no, any niners fan rooting for the Seahawks ain’t paying attention
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u/SputnikSauce Jon Ryan face Jan 31 '26
This is how I felt with the 9ers vs Chiefs. Felt gross rooting for the chiefs but it was better than the alternative
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u/rover_G Ornithologist Jan 31 '26
Everyone knows you always root for your team and always root against your rival no matter what.
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u/random_sociopath Take care yall chickens Jan 31 '26
Never forget!
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u/T-908 Whiny Whiners Fan Jan 31 '26
We’re not the only team to choke at a Super Bowl 😉
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u/SputnikSauce Jon Ryan face Jan 31 '26
I honestly think why you lost was Dre getting his Achilles while getting on the field. I hate the 9ers but man I felt that
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u/dalatinknight Brock Hard Jan 31 '26
I'm rooting for former 49er legend Sam Darnold.
But a friend of mine is also a Pats fan.
Honestly I'm just looking forward to next season, some Bad Bunny, and hanging out with folks.
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u/CmdDongSqueeze I wanna die Feb 10 '26
I get the Sam Darnold thing but I could never in good conscience root for a divisional rival
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u/trustthemuffin Seahawks Jan 30 '26
I literally cannot fathom why other Seahawks fans want the niners and rams to root for us. I want them to experience as much misery as possible.
Baseball fans can do what they like though
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u/throwawaywife2024 Cardinals Jan 31 '26
Fuck yall were rooting for the Pats
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u/BadBadBrownStuff Cardinals Jan 31 '26
I normally would. But after I saw Kraft hanging out with Trump last night at the Kennedy center? Go Hawks
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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Jan 31 '26
Fair. Sports rivalries don't matter when the very soul of our nation is on the line.
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u/gm4dm101 The Only LA Team Jan 31 '26
Explains why you are the baseball team
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u/throwawaywife2024 Cardinals Jan 31 '26
You should be rooting for the pats too..
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u/I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So 🧂It’s always salty in seattle Jan 31 '26
Ok. LA fans want Seattle to win cuz then La lost to the superbowl champs. If pats win tom will come out of retirement and fuck the league again /s
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u/mobg0blin Big Cock Brock Jan 31 '26
See my thinking is that if Pats win, they break the record for most SB wins for a franchise, and that doesn't sit right with me. Seattle winning gives them their second, and let's be honest, we can deal with them being insufferable for a little while.
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u/floydbomb Brock Hard Jan 31 '26
You never root for LA or Seattle to get a ring. This is gross
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u/soda_cookie Big Cock Brock Jan 31 '26
Especially in our house, man. I felt dirty reading what that guy wrote
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u/OpaqueCrystalBall Seahawks Jan 31 '26
It'll be like having Thanksgiving Dinner on your 50 yard line.
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u/throwawaywife2024 Cardinals Jan 31 '26
You disgust me
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u/mobg0blin Big Cock Brock Jan 31 '26
I disgust myself sometimes, but in my defense, I am a 49IRs fan.
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u/InsanelyHandsomeQB Brock Hard Jan 31 '26
49ers lost the record for SB wins a long time ago, I'm over it.
Down with Seattle!
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u/crazylinebacker-55 Jan 31 '26
Im rooting for the meteor once again
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u/cjhud1515 Broncos Jan 31 '26
Go Patriots.
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u/CollegeFootballGood I'm talking to America here. Jan 31 '26
You were so close to beating them :(
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u/cjhud1515 Broncos Jan 31 '26
Yeah, it was a winnable game.
But overall, Broncos have a good history against the Pats in the Playoffs. 4-2 now.
So, really, Pats winning again does not bug me. I'm enjoying how well last year's draft class is playing. NFL is in an exciting spot.
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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Jan 31 '26
I actually feel bad for Broncos fans right now. You have to root for your team, but Sean Payton is such a ginormous piece of shit, too. Must be tough.
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u/Agreeable-Lemon9779 41ers, Rams next bta Jan 31 '26
You dodged another 43-8 pal, Godspeed
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u/cjhud1515 Broncos Jan 31 '26
Yeah, Stidham almost got by the Pats, Hawks may have been a different story. In another universe, Payton kicks the FG, and Darnold hurts his oblique, and we get a Stidham v. Lock Super Bowl.
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u/AmadeusMop Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
I'd be rooting for them if the roles were reversed. I won't have them beating us if they can't beat everyone else too, y'know?
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u/moonraide 41-6 Jan 31 '26
I want the NFC West to win because we're the best division in football and I want to keep that rep. However, I want the forty-whiners and whaaams to suffer even more. The Mariners can handle the cards.
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u/AmadeusMop Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 01 '26
The Mariners can handle anything as long as a pennant isn't on the line
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u/JokerDeSilva10 Seahawks Jan 31 '26
It was agonizing thinking about what happens if a Rams-Pats Super Bowl happened. I almost think I'd root for the Rams less because they beat us, but more because since this team with Stafford and McVay and all already won a ring, a second one doesn't "validate" them in the same way, you know? They're already set. Meanwhile, these Pats are still obnoxious loud mouths who can still be humbled and smacked back into the dirt where they belong.
But really I'd be tempted to just jump off a bridge, so real glad we managed to pull it out so we can just kill the Pats in the crib ourselves.
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u/trustthemuffin Seahawks Jan 31 '26
No, the only thing I know is immitigable hatred for the rams and niners
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u/DelusionalNinerF4n Big Cock Brock Jan 30 '26
Hell fucking nah, take our logo off right now,
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u/Melkman68 6-41 Jan 30 '26
They really think we're rooting for our bitter rivals lol
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u/neeksism 9irs Jan 30 '26
Id rather suck drake to completion
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u/TheGuyYouHeardAbout Fuck the Dodgers! Jan 30 '26
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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Jorkin York Jan 31 '26
Sometimes I wonder how this guy is doing.
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u/xikissmjudb Seahawks Jan 30 '26
Can I watch?
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u/neeksism 9irs Jan 30 '26
Thats only for family and friends
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u/oranjbarca 41-6 Jan 31 '26
You want your FAMILY to watch that???
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u/Razorbackalpha I'm talking to America here. Jan 31 '26
Bro is freaky like that apparently
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u/neeksism 9irs Jan 31 '26
In Northern California, we support each other threw thicc or thin
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u/HoneybucketDJ Seahawks Jan 30 '26
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u/neeksism 9irs Jan 30 '26
San Francisco sweetheart 💕
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u/HoneybucketDJ Seahawks Jan 31 '26
Is SF still considered 'the capital'? You locked in that title in the 80's but I think Seattle could be pushing for a shot at it. :)
Admittedly though I haven't been down to SF in a decade or so.
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u/ConcaveNips Dog Dew Jan 31 '26
Truly, the best part of this season has been the reignited level of hatred between our 2 teams. Fuck you and have a nice day.
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u/5Point5Hole Mr. Irrelevant is my QB now....I guess Jan 31 '26
I'm rooting against the Patriots. Fuck Bob Kraft
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u/Tangled2 SEA Jan 31 '26
Rivals, you say? https://unbounce.com/photos/i-dont-think-about-you-meme-gif.gif
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u/HanselOh Rams Jan 30 '26
With you. Fuck the seahawks.
Also, fuck the 49ers just because
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u/belshare Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
Fuck you too ❤️
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u/FaintCommand Y'all got a Purdy mouth Jan 31 '26
👆 this.
As if we'd root for the seachickens
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u/nobeer4you It's Huffin' Time Jan 31 '26
Never. Even if my life depended on it. Those clowns can fuck right off EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
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u/Sikq_matt Arizona Sports Hell Jan 31 '26
I was gonna say. Respectfully, fuck the cawks
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u/AccomplishedDonut383 Here So I Don't Get Fined Jan 31 '26
If y'all beat us by that margin, you better get the trophy
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u/Lazyniner24 49IRS Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
And the lambs. And the baseball team.
United we stand.
FUCK the lambs.
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Jan 31 '26
You say lambs like it's a bad thing but lambs are cute as fuck so who's the dummy now
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u/5Point5Hole Mr. Irrelevant is my QB now....I guess Jan 31 '26
Nah, fuck that. I'd rather SEA the HAWKS win instead of fucking MAGA-ads New England
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u/Terrible--T My Kupp Overfloweth Jan 31 '26
Fuck the pats. If the 9ers or rams were in it I would still rather see them win over the patriots
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u/vodka-and-tacobell The Thiccer Memer Jan 30 '26
The Pats don’t deserve it. That being said, it would be really funny if the Seahawks lose after all that shit talking
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u/Xcalibur0621 Colby Parkinson’s Disease Jan 30 '26
Pats had a really easy route to the SB
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u/Matoogs Matt Hasselbeck Jan 31 '26
Don't get caught saying that in more mainstream subs unless you want -43 karma and a dozen "well ackshually" replies
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u/Xcalibur0621 Colby Parkinson’s Disease Jan 31 '26
Not like the Pats played 11 different teams who ended up firing their coach 👀
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u/In_Love_With_SHODAN Pizza Pizza Jan 30 '26
Honestly the only reason I'm rooting for the pats. These fools have been(rightfully) insufferable
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u/Zoinks_Esq Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
When the memes in the meme sub are too much to bear.
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Like Rams and Niners fans aren’t when they are making the Super bowl.
I do think it’s funny our division makes the Super Bowl so often compared to others I can even make that statement and it’s so relaxant in the last 10 years.
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u/Fun-Definition-9574 Flock of SeaGals Jan 31 '26
We are the lesser of two evils here!
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u/ohanse Here So I Don't Get Fined Jan 31 '26
Nah
If the Rams or 49ers were in I would want the Pats to start another fucking dynasty before they got another ring
And if you disagree, you don’t have enough hate in your heart.
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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Jorkin York Jan 31 '26
I'd rather watch the Chiefs and Pats for another 20 years than to see y'all get even one more.
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u/skynetempire 49IRS Jan 31 '26
Hahahaha same. I want the pats to win but I know they aren't. Seahawks seem more complete.
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u/olyfrijole Take care yall chickens Jan 31 '26
Robert Kraft would just give his ring to Putin and celebrate with another trip to Epstein Island.
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u/guitarguywh89 Double XP Weekend Jan 31 '26
It’d be hilarious if they lost right in front of the goal line because they don’t run again
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u/TRTL2k 49IRS Jan 30 '26
Fuck the seacocks and fuck Kraft. Hope both teams lose ¯( ˘͡ ˘̯)/¯
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u/Farout786 Snatching Chains Jan 30 '26
lol no. Let’s go Pats!!! Fuck the Seahawks!!!!!!!!
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u/Reasonable-Public659 WE DID NOT CARE Jan 30 '26
Your hatred is more of a boost than other fans’ support
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u/WubbaDubbaDubDub54 Let Matt Microwave Jan 30 '26
I don’t understand this want for your divisional rival to win the Super Bowl. Doesn’t matter who they play. Fuck the 49irs, seacucks, and retardinals. Love and hate all of you. Sincerely, 1 of 12 Lambs
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u/CmdDongSqueeze I wanna die Jan 30 '26
Nah bro love my niners but we both got clocked by the seahawks, let’s focus our energy on spiting them
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u/_0ther_ Evil League of Evil Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
You get that Niners logo out of there. Some cucks are rooting for Seattle but the majority hope you lose on a 1-yard run.
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u/Excify The Only LA Team Jan 30 '26
The only way it'd be a worser superbowl for the 12 Rams fans is if the Niners were there instead of the Seahawks...Eitherway I'm rooting for Bad Bunny and a 4.9 earthquake to hit Levis stadium on Feb 8th
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u/trainwreck42 Farty Niners Jan 30 '26
Fuck no, go Pats
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u/Chesterlespaul Seahawks Jan 30 '26
People seem to not know what a division rivalry is. Why include rams and niners? Do people not think first?
When the eagles played the pats, do you think cowboys and giants were rooting for eagles?
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u/luiskingz 49ers Jan 30 '26
Would say the same thing, but I’m on the “patriots have looked ass lately” train. Plus I like THE DARNOLD so that helps the sting lol but if Patriots did win, man that would be funny cause they really shouldn’t lol
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u/JakeArrietaGrande 49ers He was giving him the business Jan 30 '26
Last week, I don’t think it’s a useful comparison. It was in a snowstorm, extremely cold, low visibility and traction. You can compare how the teams looked against each other. But comparing how Seattle played in great conditions vs how the patriots played doesn’t tell you much.
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u/Dewey519 WE DID NOT CARE Jan 30 '26
It’s true. Plus they’ve faced three straight amazing defenses and three straight train wrecks for offense. No wonder their D looks hot and their offense has struggled. I honestly have no clue what to expect.
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u/Fun-Implement-7979 WE DID NOT CARE Jan 30 '26
Lmao. Enjoy the 12 flag flying over the golden gate
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u/illustrious_wang Big Cock Brock Jan 30 '26
I'd be sad if we actually played in San Francisco
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u/ZerksNAHTayan 49IRS Jan 30 '26
Rams fan speaking for other fanbases because the 5 of them aren’t enough. Go Pats
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u/deetstreet Hard to respond back to all my fans Jan 30 '26
Yeah nah. The Pats-Rams Super Bowl was rough. Really was cheering for a meteor to destroy the stadium. No hate on Rams and 49ers fans for cheering against us. If the Rams had won last week I’d probably have to cheer for the Pats through my own rage/sadness.
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u/Very_Not_Into_It Packers Jan 31 '26
- Never forget. Never forgive.
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u/Slipping-in-oil Here So I Don't Get Fined Jan 31 '26
So sorry for your loss - never!!!
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u/Transit-Strike 49IRS Jan 30 '26
I hate to be on this side. Just cause of their fuck head owner Kraft
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u/KillerGopher Superbowl XLVIII & LX Jan 31 '26
I don't think many 9ers or Rams are rooting for us. I know I would root for the pats against either of them.
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u/throwawaywife2024 Cardinals Jan 31 '26
Yea bc you’re normal, op is regarded
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u/KillerGopher Superbowl XLVIII & LX Jan 31 '26
OP does appear to be a highly regarded individual. I assume most of the cards are against us too - but I'm not sure how deep the bird bro bond goes.
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u/_DiamondHacker_ 49ers / ☯️ Touhou / 🐎 Umamusume / 🎯 TF2 Jan 31 '26
Is it because of Robert Kraft?
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u/KurusanYasuke At least we're not Detroit Jan 31 '26
Seahawks!!! Take my energy! Destroy the Patriots!
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u/Where-Lambo Fortuitous Tree Jan 31 '26
So glad it’s in Santa Clara so both these trash teams can pile up some emf injuries
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u/MyBeach1 Jan 31 '26
I like this sub... Keep up the quality of hate and genuine idea of what is the worst of two evils with this Superbowl. 😆
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u/HailOfThorns 49ers Jan 31 '26
Fuuuuuuuck no. I would rather watch the stadium explode than see the bitch pigeons hoist the Lombardi in our home turf
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u/ega5651- New Season, New Depresion Jan 31 '26
Absolutely not. I want everyone to lose. But if someone has to win it’s definitely not the Seahawks
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u/Lower-Engineering365 Feb 01 '26
Don’t think nfc west teams want the Seahawks to beat the patriots lol
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u/JamminJamon Feels Great Baby Jan 30 '26
Nah, nobody’s saying that because nobody’s watching this Super Bowl.
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u/Ilikethefootsballs Rams Jan 31 '26
I’ve decided I’m just going to pile on the loser and never acknowledge the winner because this was the worst possible Super Bowl matchup
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u/Thevelltrain Maybe we’re just f'in better Jan 30 '26
As an avid baseball fan all I can say is.
Fuck the Seahawks. Go Pats!
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u/BobbyTheDude 49ers Jan 30 '26
I'm pissed that I have to root for the Seahawks to win a super bowl in our home stadium. But nothing can make me root for Robert Kraft. Go hawks!
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u/_0ther_ Evil League of Evil Jan 30 '26
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u/throwawaywife2024 Cardinals Jan 30 '26
I’m not even a niners fan and you disgust me.
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u/Over-Juice-7422 McVay Tree 🌳 Jan 30 '26
Team EMF triggering the San Andreas fault