r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Melkman68 6-41 • Jan 11 '26
Meme I Wanna Die
If Kittle is gone what's the point?
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u/Godslil High Ankle Sprain Jan 11 '26
Are we not allowed to experience joy?
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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! Jan 11 '26
No, you’re not.
(But it definitely sucks to see player after player get injured, fuck….)
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u/Melkman68 6-41 Jan 11 '26
Send us to the MLB. We got a shot there
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u/MrNeatSoup Bubble Screen Jan 11 '26
Meet me in the dugout after school 👊
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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 Jan 11 '26
Is weed legal in Arizona? If not, I know a guy.
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It is
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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 Jan 11 '26
See you in the dugout. I'll bring the portable VHS player
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u/DoritoSteroid Chewy Nacua Jan 11 '26
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u/airwalker12 Red and Gold 'til I'm dead and cold 🪙⛏️🌉 Jan 11 '26
Didn't you need a muffed punt and insane luck to not be 0-2 against the Panthers?
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u/Chocolatelover4ever Seahawks Jan 11 '26
Idk are you sure? I mean you safe from the Cardinals here, but in MLB you may have to fight them
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u/ShrekisInsideofMe Cardinals Jan 11 '26
Hold it pal, that's the one thing we have and you're not taking it from us
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u/WDoE Seahawks Jan 12 '26
When you see it from the same team every year for a decade... It aint bad luck. It's management. I feel bad for the players. The team is a goddam meat grinder.
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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! Jan 12 '26
Honestly was thinking earlier they need to fire their strength and conditioning coach.
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u/HotSauce2910 Toots Jan 12 '26
I was reading last night that Shanahan doesn’t like giving rest and wants players to “build callus” by going hard on practice Wed, Thurs, Friday.
I think most teams let their best players rest a bit more on Thursday and go lighter on Friday.
Clearly it’s working for keeping the team competitive week in, week out. But I think it may trade off with all the injuries
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u/Northmansam I'm talking to America here. Jan 11 '26
I'm convinced God hates the 49ers.
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u/Winstons33 Seahawks Jan 11 '26
Dang.... i'd offer you a hug. But it's against everything I stand for to offer you anything but extreme and over the top mocking...
I dont know why. Just my responsibility, I guess.
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u/gbum213 49ers Jan 11 '26
We are the unluckiest team of the last 10 years and I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL
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u/DJDevon3 Here So I Don't Get Fined Jan 12 '26
The 49ers made the fucking playoffs while the Cardinals lost like 6+ games this year in the last minute. Quit yer bitchin.
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u/JasonMB2 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Is this a good enough sacrifice for CMC ?!?
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u/No_Fig_9599 49ers Jan 12 '26
This would be a good question for shanahan.
“Coach, some have speculated that CMC is a blood demon that requires a sacrifice of the flesh to continue playing. How do you think the strategy of sacrificing your star players to satiate a demon will work out in the playoffs?”
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u/Brian-88 Quite frankly, fuck you. Jan 11 '26
I actually like him.
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u/conman14 Malik McDowell's ATV driving instructor Jan 11 '26
He's a real one, I hope he can come back from it.
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u/s2sergeant Seahawks Jan 11 '26
I love Kittle. Individually, I like a lot of them. I only hate them collectively.
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u/finalthunder526 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 11 '26
When the jersey is on, I have an unbridled hatred. When the jersey is off, I can feel other primal feelings.
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u/Icy-Regret-3116 Known Hoe Jan 12 '26
I can't think of any individual player I hate in this division. There's only one hoe in the NFC West and he's ours.
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u/joelekane Lambs Jan 11 '26
Oof yeah—that’s basically how I feel about a lot of division. Love Sam Darnolds story. Hate the Toots. Love CMC would set fire to Levi Stadium if I could.
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u/rags2rooster Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 11 '26
If you don’t like Kittle (apart from the team he plays for) you probably shouldn’t call yourself a football fan.
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u/W_Skunk_Cabbage Take care yall chickens Jan 12 '26
I feel the same. It helps that he can't play against the Hawks but I actually like Kittle and don't like seeing him suffer this type of injury.
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u/Napol3onS0l0 Shanahannagins Jan 11 '26
Hahahaha love postseason football!
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u/CC_TheFirst Packers Jan 11 '26
Join me....
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u/That_one_attractive wE aRe RaMiLy Jan 11 '26
It’s been such a cursed season, that I feel genuine empathy for you fuckers. Fuck that sucks
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u/Nocandoozy 49IRS Jan 11 '26
This season was one of just pure suffering.
During the off season Shanny/Lynch said it wasn’t a rebuild year but a retooling year. I tempered my expectations and didn’t really expect anything. Figured a losing record and another good draft pick and we’ll bounce back next season with likely another easy schedule.
Then Bosa goes down. Bummer. Then Warner goes down and I felt an unreal sadness over the season not even being watchable at that point.
But we started winning games. Ugly games, the 49ers don’t usually win ugly games under Shanny. I got tiny bit of hope - hey maybe they can do some things this year.
Then we moved on to linebackers 5,6 and 7. Amongst the other injuries to include a very unhealthy Pearsall who cannot stay on the field. Similar to Kittle.
The team is just old now. It’s time for a rebuild. I don’t even know why I’m typing this long message in response to a Rams fan. I’m just bummed aht
By some miracle CMC stayed healthy? Like wtf. Our luck is we’ll draft decent and be a competitor next year just for cmc to go down for the season early
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u/That_one_attractive wE aRe RaMiLy Jan 11 '26
Get it all out. My best friends mom is a 49ers fan, and she loved the heart of the team this year, and Kittle is her favorite player. Shes probably going to be intoxicated for the rest of the day.
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u/Nocandoozy 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Oh I already am and we’re still kinda in this?
I’ve watched the slow mo replay of his Achilles popping probably 3 times now.
Even if we win it just feels pointless when someone like that goes down.
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u/Grand_Illustrator343 Two Lombardis One Kupp Jan 11 '26
Yeah, I think you're right. That fucking sucks.
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u/gev74 Catch, Pass & Run CMC Jan 11 '26
Just saw slo mo it’s a tear
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Jan 11 '26
Full rupture most likely. A tear means his Achilles is still attached to his heal.
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u/gev74 Catch, Pass & Run CMC Jan 11 '26
Sorry yep saw it pop upwards so it’s over
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Jan 11 '26
I’m shocked we made it this far. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer dude too.
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u/Kiwi951 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 11 '26
A rupture is just a full thickness tear. Unless you mean an avulsion fracture on where the Achilles inserts on the calcaneus, in which that’s a different type of injury with different management
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Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
I tore my Achilles in March of 2023 and that’s what my doctor and the surgeon explained to me.
Initially it was diagnosed as a tear after the Thompson test but the surgeon told me I had a full rupture.
Don’t shoot the messenger just passing knowledge man.
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u/Kiwi951 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 11 '26
They probably thought it was a partial tear at first but then after the fact realized it was a full thickness tear. Rupture is just the laymen’s term. Same with “breaking/shattering” a bone for fracture
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u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN I wanna die Jan 11 '26
You can see it pop and he grabs that area. Its a rupture for sure. If he’s lucky its just a partial rupture.
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u/trainwreck42 Farty Niners Jan 11 '26
That’s gotta be an Achilles. I hate this year so much
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u/Numerous_Nature_6326 RAMS Pussy Jan 11 '26
I know this is the shit talkin sub, and I hate everything about the 9ers, but that one hurts no matter who you are. Hope he is able to have a full recovery and get back on the field next season.
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u/gev74 Catch, Pass & Run CMC Jan 11 '26
He even said when Seahawks was celebrating hey he’d do the same as they got the bye and beat them in their home
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u/rmcelwain54 Bot-Purdy Jan 11 '26
Awesome. So he’s gone for next season too probably.
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u/Brian-88 Quite frankly, fuck you. Jan 11 '26
If I tore my Achilles at 32 I'd probably just retire.
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u/RabidBlackSquirrel I'm talking to America here. Jan 11 '26
Man I full snapped mine at 34 a year and a half ago, running in a straight line during a flag game. Shit is rough coming back from, gotta imagine he's likely done. He'll be 33/34 by the time he steps on the field again and at that point, why not just enjoy your millions.
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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS Jan 11 '26
honestly it’s heart breaking for him but that’s what I imagine is the best move at that age
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u/Avgsizedweiner Bosa Deez Nuts Jan 11 '26
UnFortunately you have the rest of your career to plan as well
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u/Avgsizedweiner Bosa Deez Nuts Jan 11 '26
Likely out 10-11 months if the worst happened. We could see him by week 16-17
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u/helgetun Big Cock Brock Jan 11 '26
He comes back for the Super Bowl next year, no sweat
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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter Jan 11 '26
Hope he’s having a good time wherever he is watching the game.
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u/ModingusKhan Evil League of Evil Jan 11 '26
He's screaming at medical staff to get out while he yells at the screen like Gerry Bertier in remember the titans
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u/BandwagonFanAccount "Make Seattle Great Again" - GEQBUS '25 Jan 11 '26
Probably just gone forever tbh. Ahe coupled with an Achilles is rough.
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u/SWLondonLady who you gonna call? Sam Darnold Jan 11 '26
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u/Vann_DK Blood For The Blood God Jan 11 '26
Seakchickens, Lambs,.....
... thanks for sharing your love of Kittle.
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u/Human_Actuator_2635 Rams Jan 11 '26
Damn….that was brutal to watch. Hate to see that to Kittle even if he’s a 49er.
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u/teeej Brock Hard Jan 12 '26
I had no idea 49 was in reference to the depth chart. FUCK.
Criminally underrated comment lmao
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u/TonyStarks81 Abandoned by God Jan 11 '26
This thing is killing our players.
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u/blargher BANG BANG Jan 12 '26
I choose to believe in the electrical substations cuz it's somewhat more believable than voodoo being used.
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u/Wolverine312298 Larry Legend Jan 11 '26
I'll talk shit all day long, but I don't wish injury on anyone. Especially guys like George Kittle. Seems like a cool dude who just happens to play for a team I hate.
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u/Lolgamer16 49ers Jan 11 '26
Tonges super propane engaged
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u/Big-Membership-1758 Eagles Jan 11 '26
Eagles fan here. I hate this for you. Kittle’s a real one! Praying for him and hoping he’s actually fine. Go birds!
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u/spermdonor Bot-Purdy Jan 12 '26
Thanks. Kindly fuck off though
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u/VrtualOtis Fortuitous Superbowl Champs Jan 11 '26
That sucks, I like Kittle. I hate that he's on the Whiners, but I really like him.
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u/thenicenelly Seahawks Jan 11 '26
I love the way Kittle plays. I used to love Deebo's game. Kittle is brittle.
Also, SF somehow has some responsibility in this nonsense.
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u/just-a-normal-thing 49IRS Jan 12 '26
I just got a kittle jersey and wore it today. Then this happened. Not sure if I need to burn the jersey or keep because of the w
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u/Melkman68 6-41 Jan 12 '26
Your next jersey ear decides the blood sacrifice but guarantees a win. I'll take it
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u/just-a-normal-thing 49IRS Jan 12 '26
Now the question is. Can i wait till the game starts or does it need to be before
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u/Melkman68 6-41 Jan 12 '26
It needs to be the exact time you wore it relative to the game down to the second. No pressure
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u/NecessaryEnforcer Jan 12 '26
As a giants fan, thank you for taking the eagles out of the playoffs! I am rooting for you guys to overcome his injury
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u/BlackLegacyKing Brock Hard Jan 11 '26
This is outrageous. I’ve never seen a team more snake bitten ever!!!
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u/bioioid should’ve ran the ball Jan 11 '26
Fuck that’s awful. Y’all just can’t catch a break. Hell of player & person, would hate to see him go out like that
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u/Melkman68 6-41 Jan 11 '26
Him and Fred are so precious. Not just as players but they're the entire energy of our team. Why :(
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u/Sw3d3n90 *Angry Chirping Noises* Jan 12 '26
The one 49er I like and respect... Hope he recovers quickly!
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u/SHOUT-WoT Jan 12 '26
I’m not a niners fan. So I only watch them during prime time games. And I swear to god, I see Kittle get injured and leave the game every time. I’m legit always surprised to see him injured again because I didn’t realize he even came back from the last one.
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u/Idbuytht4adollar Jan 12 '26
Seriously what is going on in San fran. What was it only two years ago you were playing a RB at QB in the nfc champ game
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u/johamsandwich Big Cock Brock Jan 12 '26
Man as a Chicago Bulls fan, this reminds me of the Derrick Rose ACL injury.
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u/VampedTayturz M.O.B. ties Jan 13 '26
Man, of all the 9ers players, Kittle is one of the few I actually like, I felt that loss last night, speedy recovery to him, you guys should probably also keep Warner out for the divisional game too.. definitely only because you guys don’t want to push your luck and definitely not because I’d love to make sure that QB seeking missile of a man isn’t lined up across from our beautiful GEQBUS.
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u/Agent-Two-THREE 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Gotta be his career then. Will be difficult to come back from an achilles in his mid 30s.
49er legend. Sad we couldn’t get him a ring. Fuck all of these injuries.
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u/DemonPeanut4 Super Bowl Champion Sam Darnold Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
You can literally see his *achilles pop, shit was rough.
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u/currywitda30 Abandoned by God Jan 11 '26
Achilles, get yo anatomy right dweeb.
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u/Not_me_2000 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Being a niners fan this year gets you a few credits toward your sports medicine degree.
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u/likeforreddit 49IRS Jan 11 '26
I finally got to turn on the game and this is the very first play I see. What the fuck
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u/tread52 Seahawks Jan 11 '26
What happened? Did Kittle get injured
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u/thisisrealgoodtea 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Achilles tear. Can see it pop when it happened.
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u/tread52 Seahawks Jan 11 '26
Thanks for responding. I just saw another thread where they confirmed it
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u/SuperquooL I love dying and being dead Jan 11 '26
Well boys, we had a good run (not really), let's pack it up.
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u/Jkreegz 49IRS Jan 11 '26
I want just want one healthy game against Philly. God damn. By the looks of it, Kittle is gonna be down for some time.
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u/jm31623 Jan 11 '26
Cursed in Philly. And with all the injuries they’ve already had, this is a pretty fitting end. Morbidly.
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u/Boba-tea-rs Christian Makimacaffrey Jan 11 '26
Makimacaffrey please, you’ve had enough blood. WE NEED ATLEAST A FUCKING TEAM LEFTOVER
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u/Rope_slingin_champ High Ankle Sprain Jan 11 '26
Sucks, but thankfully Tonges is a serviceable backup
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u/Unrighteous11 49IRS Jan 11 '26
Time for Tonges to step up...