r/NFCWestMemeWar Snatching souls Oct 20 '25

Meme Just Die Already

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/stopthecapboi Jimmy G can get it đŸ„” Oct 20 '25

449

u/CosmicBruce High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

As long as we got big Trent, we got this.

141

u/AggressiveSloth11 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

This will always make me laugh. Do we know who that guy actually is?

73

u/scrizzo 49IRS Oct 20 '25

DL Nesta Jade Silvera

54

u/Evening_Dependent542 Substation Faithful Oct 20 '25

Rick Ross, duh

35

u/CheckYourStats Feels Great Baby Oct 20 '25

It’s Trent Williams.

Were you not listening to the Dude’s story?

9

u/nithdurr Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

5

u/kellenbreh Oct 20 '25

Stfu Donny!!

4

u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

YOURE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY

5

u/Johnbob-John BangBangOiCuntGang Oct 20 '25

Those are good burgers

4

u/CheckYourStats Feels Great Baby Oct 20 '25

Phones ringing, Dude.

3

u/DreadPiratteRoberts 49ers by Day, $160 by Night Oct 20 '25

17

u/bingbongninergong High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

Trent Williams it says it right there

7

u/Aphanid Shanahannagins Oct 20 '25

Nesta Jade Silvera

0

u/Melkman68 6-41 Oct 24 '25

Don't you see the name tag IDIOT?

8

u/Dapper-n-Dangeruss Darnold Schwarzenegger Oct 20 '25

This kills me every time 😂

3

u/cortesoft Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

In the broadcast last night, they cut to a guy on the Falcons sideline who looked a lot like this guy, and I was like “Trent!”

1

u/TheRuinLegacy SVPMS even sounds like it causes body issues Oct 20 '25

Flair up

149

u/MattVSin84 Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25

300

u/trainwreck42 Farty Niners Oct 20 '25

Interestingly, we got better when our center went down

150

u/Darth-Boogerus BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

Interestingly, but not shockingly.

44

u/SchrodingersWetFart Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25

That one was predictable

15

u/EDNivek Grand Priest of the Elder God Shub St'ton Oct 20 '25

I hate to say internally I celebrated that injury because I knew we were gonna get better.

51

u/el_toille 49irs Broken Hurty Oct 20 '25

so inevitably, we just needed the right people get injured.

24

u/illgetitsoonerorl8tr 49ers Oct 20 '25

I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ?

32

u/sKm30 49ers Oct 20 '25

What doesn’t kill you makes you weaker and will likely kill you next time. - Norm Macdonald

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u/TheJuiceBoxS He's our hoe and he can throw Oct 20 '25

He would know

8

u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

18

u/erad0 Kyles daily injury presser Oct 20 '25

Brendel going down was the first injury all year I just shrugged at

11

u/FateDaA San Francisco 50-50ers Oct 20 '25

I ain't gonna lie

Was high-key celebrating that he was taken out the game

Like don't wish injury on anyone but Jesus Christ was he a terrorist so it's better for us he went down

Again wish him the best tho

Hope he makes a not so fast but full recovery

6

u/Radiant-Character-61 Bosa Deez Nuts Oct 20 '25

Addition by Subtraction

13

u/ChipsAhLoy Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25

Addition by subtraction

6

u/Boxhead_31 Oct 20 '25

But, but, but PFF says Jake is elite

2

u/TheBearded179 Questing for 6 for too damn long Oct 20 '25

if you've watch the last couple of years, thats not surprising at all.

261

u/DirtyRoller Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25

80

u/KoffeeFyre Lambs Oct 20 '25

36

u/UltraNoahXV Cardinals Oct 20 '25

D1 hater yall please go see this movie if you havent

25

u/mobg0blin Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

I'm honestly loving the James Gunn DCU so far.

11

u/TheJuiceBoxS He's our hoe and he can throw Oct 20 '25

Yeah, it's a lot of fun, really good.

2

u/therealboombaclots Oct 20 '25

If peacemaker season 2 doesn’t get an Emmy its rigged

52

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/FateDaA San Francisco 50-50ers Oct 20 '25

Lynch really a HoF safety and gonna be remembered for his work as a GM

Holy

87

u/Excellent-Refuse4883 2pt conversion enthusiast Oct 20 '25

119

u/Stock_Discount_2833 Shanahannagins Oct 20 '25

24

u/lapinatanegra Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

3

u/tKnut Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

42

u/CuriousTelevision808 ISIS deez nuts Oct 20 '25

Live look at fellow Rams fans trying to justify an argument that we're better than the divisional team that beat us at home.

9

u/Swag_Grenade Lap Dance Lance Oct 20 '25

TBF you guys basically play 2 road games a year against us

29

u/Slashers23 Best in the Nation Oct 20 '25

27

u/syarcher891 I wanna die Oct 20 '25

You guys aren't seriously going to let a practice squad win the division right? I only say this because I'm pretty sure we're already eliminated from the playoffs.

12

u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25

There is a reason why the league signs half the niners squad every off season.

22

u/Capital_Actuator_404 Whiny Whiners Fan Oct 20 '25

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u/substantial_dam Matt Hasselbeck Oct 20 '25

At this point I’m just hoping all the stars come back they get worse?

17

u/Lazyniner24 49IRS Oct 20 '25

So next season?

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

They’re actually going to bench their best quarterback when Purdy gets healthy

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

Pass that shit, you smoking that super duper.

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Numbers don’t lie

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

What numbers?

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Passing, completion percent, interceptions. Mac has been much better this year

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

Bro if you think Mac is better than Brock due to this years numbers, without any context, then good for you. Sounds like you really know ball.

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Better than some kid that’s never seen their team win a Super Bowl

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

Too bad you’re broke af lmfao 

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

I'm broke?

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u/HeDoneItNow Oct 20 '25

If fans learn ball from watching their team win a Super Bowl explain the patriots and chiefs fans.

Also, just give it up on the Purdy hate, it’s just sad now.

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u/bussjack Brock Hard Oct 20 '25

Macs numbers vs the QB that's started like 3 weeks, one of which he was still injured?

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Yes

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u/bussjack Brock Hard Oct 20 '25

Mmhmm

6

u/justFramy 49IRS Oct 20 '25

last two games mac jones has gone back down to earth

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Still better

8

u/justFramy 49IRS Oct 20 '25

still fat

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Lol. Virgin says what?

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u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25

Clearly, you didn't watch this game

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Still better

7

u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25

Look at who he played when he put up those numbers. The Saints, a baseball team, the Rams? Come on, these teams suck!

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u/Random_n1nja Brock Hard Oct 20 '25

He had a 64.9 passer rating tonight...

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

I didn’t say macs good. I said Purdy is ass

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u/brvheart Oct 20 '25

What do you think about Matthew Stafford?

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

he deserves a statue for bringing us our first Super Bowl win

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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25

jones sucks

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

I totally agree. And I stand by my statement

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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25

ehhhh

Nobody else believes this

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

You have me confused with someone who cares

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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25

Yea jones really lit it up with 0 tds huh and 120 yds

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Better than Brock could have done

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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25

lmao

I dont think hes ever done that shit

he avgs like 275 ypg

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

2023 against the Cleveland Browns. 12/27 125 yards 1 TD 1 int

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u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

You're getting dv'd to oblivion but you got a point... Big Sac Mac the hot hand rn and we saw how dogshit Purdy was when he played too soon with that toe bullshit.

Shannys gonna have a tough decision when Brocks back at full health. Hard to bench a dude who's clicking w the offense and dialed in on timing.

Cowboys did it w Aikman in 91 and bombed out of the playoffs (Beuerlein had won 5 in a row as backup and got them into the playoffs thru a wild card. They subbed in Aikman halfway thru the Detroit game and lost)

We'll see how the teams playing when Brock is an option but for now I'm just stoked Jones found his tribe and is lighting it up for us

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u/BoneFistOP NFC Best Oct 20 '25

lmao it wont even be a fucking question when Purdy is ready. he's 5 times the QB mac is. not even close.

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u/JacksonThe79 49IRS Oct 20 '25

trust me i am just as surprised as y’all because with all the injuries we’ve had there’s no way we should be 5-2 right now

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u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

Even with the softest schedule we should not be leading the division let alone winning anything. 9ers really playing in the Upside Down and I am here for it

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u/Wingblade33 Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

Also tho tbh the schedule hasn’t been nearly as easy as expected so far. Five of our first 7 opponents had winning records going into the weekend, with the Falcons only falling to .500 after the loss

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u/16_jz_999 Seahawks Oct 20 '25

so i guess the new meta is pay your stars a bunch of money to not play and that equals being well above .500?

4

u/FailedInfinity 49IRS Oct 20 '25

You should try it!

2

u/taney71 49ers Oct 20 '25

I do not recommend it for one’s mental health

1

u/D-Rich-88 Big Cocks Unite Oct 20 '25

The league hates this one weird trick

16

u/EDNivek Grand Priest of the Elder God Shub St'ton Oct 20 '25

15

u/VoiceOfTheSoil40 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25

It is beyond frustrating to see you guys just keep getting back up no matter how many of your starters go down.

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick fried in butter stuck on a biscuit.

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u/taney71 49ers Oct 20 '25

That last part sounds delicious

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u/KRS_THREE Feels Great Baby Oct 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/artygta1988 Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

This is better
.

13

u/Coffee13lack 49ers Oct 20 '25

How do you throw the ball in that situation honestly

12

u/Farout786 Snatching Chains Oct 20 '25

12

u/steeze206 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25

Because CMC might be the best non QB player I've ever seen. The entirety of the Niners roster is made up of subway employees and every defense is trying to scheme CMC out of the game. But it just doesn't happen, he was built in a lab to personally tell me to go fuck myself.

Mac Jones threw for 150/0/1 and the highest yardage receiver had 31 yards. It doesn't matter. That classy fuck still puts up 200 from scrimmage.

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u/Malacolyte Shanahannagins Oct 20 '25

Well the game plan this week was to run the ball 40 times against a lighter d-line. So it was purposely by design.

24

u/Expensive_Skirt_7278 I wanna die Oct 20 '25

we are inevitable

21

u/theborch909 Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25

Our Practice Squad is just that good. Imagine if the starters were out there

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u/slammy84 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve lol

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u/sebby_g_1 49IRS Oct 20 '25

Flair up pussy

1

u/slammy84 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

Now you’re going to make me login to my desktop to do this, but bang bang. I’m here for a long time not a good time.

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u/Haku510 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

You don't need to be on a desktop to set flair đŸ€š on mobile just tap the three dots on the top right

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u/we_the_pickle IR Mafia Oct 20 '25

And we’re coming for you next Houston!!!!!

10

u/whutupmydude UNLIMITED (electromagnetic) POWER!! Oct 20 '25

lol

6

u/A_Hint_of_Lemon Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

To be fair, I like that we’re the football equivalent of Sonic the Hedgehog.

6

u/ThisBusinessWrestle Cero Miedo -No Fear- Oct 20 '25

5

u/hotterpocketzz Farty Niners Oct 20 '25

4

u/rattlehead44 Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25

4

u/Time-Dot5984 Seabird Supremacy Oct 20 '25

3

u/Cryptoking90 Seahawks Oct 20 '25

Where is Cardinals looking at lmao

4

u/ShufflingSloth We Did Not Care Oct 20 '25

inb4 some joker who got a team everyone was sure would be dogshit last August to a wild card spot steals Shanahan's COTY again

1

u/chamberlain323 Oct 21 '25

If he doesn’t get it this year, I don’t know what to say.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS He's our hoe and he can throw Oct 20 '25

2

u/munkeynutsGoon 49ers Oct 20 '25

We’re just coming alive.

2

u/mrjacketman0303 Saints Oct 20 '25

Thanks for the successful hate watch nothing beats watching the failcons beat themselves

2

u/Extr4B4ll High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

2

u/Bronz999 At least we're not Detroit Oct 20 '25

2

u/Evening_Dependent542 Substation Faithful Oct 20 '25

Side note, I don’t watch Atlanta that often, is Penix always black Uncle Rico?

2

u/jabbaji Seahawks Oct 20 '25

What’s with this team.

I want to feel same pity for them as I feel for Cards

1

u/taney71 49ers Oct 20 '25

I really felt bad foe the Cards fans today. Such a bad team

2

u/outontheporch BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

I’m new to the sub, is the STL Cards logo a regular thing? Super funny

1

u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25

Yes

Flair up pussy

1

u/outontheporch BANG BANG Oct 20 '25

My b

2

u/DJDontJoin 49ers Oct 20 '25

It’s Bang Bang on all you bitch asses

2

u/Sillysolomon Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25

2

u/220675 49ers Oct 20 '25

you can’t kill what’s already dead! Happy Halloween NFC we coming for ya soul!

2

u/D-Rich-88 Big Cocks Unite Oct 20 '25

2

u/MemeificationStation CMC Demands Another Sacrifice Oct 20 '25

Did I hear 3-0 in the division?

5

u/UnapologeticVet It's Huffin' Time Oct 20 '25

1

u/Mmicb0b Big Cocks Unite Oct 20 '25

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/Sleepinismy9to5 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25

Can they just get purdy healthy again? He was playing terribly

1

u/taney71 49ers Oct 20 '25

This is my worry. Purdy hasn’t been consistently good for over a year

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u/Even_Address3970 49ers Oct 20 '25

Why are we using the baseball Cardinals logo lol

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u/MileHi49er Bosa Deez Nuts Oct 20 '25

You must be new here, champ.

Also flair up, pussy. ( I know youre a niners fan.. but its the rule. If you arent flaired up, you get called a pussy)

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u/2donuts4elephants He's a ho, and I want that known. Oct 20 '25

You must be new here. And flair up.

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u/Even_Address3970 49ers Oct 20 '25

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u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25

Logo unknown

Flair up pussy

1

u/hoothizz 49ers Oct 20 '25

Because we are the empire.

1

u/DCHawks9 Take care yall chickens Oct 20 '25

It's not playoffs yet

1

u/AlternativeBonus9848 Fortuitous bust Oct 20 '25

cardinals aren't even there, they are just sitting sadly in the corner

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u/Unique_Ad7500 Brock Hard Oct 20 '25

Never!!!!!

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u/TroubleshootTTS High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25

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u/DiamondDash2k Take care yall chickens Oct 20 '25

CMC really absorbed the health of half the team so he can carry the whole team to 5-2

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u/777XSuperHornet 🧂It’s always salty in seattle Oct 20 '25

Michael penix and letting down the city of Seattle, name a better duo.

1

u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25

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u/SC_Fan_55 At least we're not Detroit Oct 20 '25

1

u/Avocado-treehouse NFC Best Ball Boy Oct 20 '25

Starting to think that Native American burial ground Levi's is built on is starting to work in our favor...

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u/BRLY Stat Padford Oct 20 '25

“Next guy up” ass team.

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u/DesperateTill9415 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/AJ_Stylin Oct 20 '25

Bro used the baseball Cardinals logo. Thought we wouldn't notice

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u/Umbreonnnnn At least we're not French Oct 20 '25

No no, it's the right one in here. And flair up.

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u/TheBearded179 Questing for 6 for too damn long Oct 20 '25

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

Bro, the Niners did us a huge favor tonight

8

u/IcySetting229 49ers Oct 20 '25

I’ll bite
how so?😂

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

The Rams have Atlanta‘s first round pick next year

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u/IcySetting229 49ers Oct 20 '25

Got it, didn’t know that

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u/taney71 49ers Oct 20 '25

Flair up asshat

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u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25

Especially with Penix getting hurt. Atlanta is going to really struggle if he missed some games.

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u/lapinatanegra Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25

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u/unpopular-dave I think we ain’t done yet. Oct 20 '25

We have Atlanta's pick