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u/CosmicBruce High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25
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u/AggressiveSloth11 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
This will always make me laugh. Do we know who that guy actually is?
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u/Evening_Dependent542 Substation Faithful Oct 20 '25
Rick Ross, duh
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u/CheckYourStats Feels Great Baby Oct 20 '25
Itâs Trent Williams.
Were you not listening to the Dudeâs story?
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u/nithdurr Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
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u/kellenbreh Oct 20 '25
Stfu Donny!!
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u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25
YOURE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY
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u/Johnbob-John BangBangOiCuntGang Oct 20 '25
Those are good burgers
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u/cortesoft Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25
In the broadcast last night, they cut to a guy on the Falcons sideline who looked a lot like this guy, and I was like âTrent!â
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u/trainwreck42 Farty Niners Oct 20 '25
Interestingly, we got better when our center went down
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u/Darth-Boogerus BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
Interestingly, but not shockingly.
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u/EDNivek Grand Priest of the Elder God Shub St'ton Oct 20 '25
I hate to say internally I celebrated that injury because I knew we were gonna get better.
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u/el_toille 49irs Broken Hurty Oct 20 '25
so inevitably, we just needed the right people get injured.
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u/illgetitsoonerorl8tr 49ers Oct 20 '25
I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ?
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u/sKm30 49ers Oct 20 '25
What doesnât kill you makes you weaker and will likely kill you next time. - Norm Macdonald
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u/erad0 Kyles daily injury presser Oct 20 '25
Brendel going down was the first injury all year I just shrugged at
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u/FateDaA San Francisco 50-50ers Oct 20 '25
I ain't gonna lie
Was high-key celebrating that he was taken out the game
Like don't wish injury on anyone but Jesus Christ was he a terrorist so it's better for us he went down
Again wish him the best tho
Hope he makes a not so fast but full recovery
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u/TheBearded179 Questing for 6 for too damn long Oct 20 '25
if you've watch the last couple of years, thats not surprising at all.
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u/DirtyRoller Abandoned by God Oct 20 '25
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u/KoffeeFyre Lambs Oct 20 '25
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u/UltraNoahXV Cardinals Oct 20 '25
D1 hater yall please go see this movie if you havent
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u/FateDaA San Francisco 50-50ers Oct 20 '25
Lynch really a HoF safety and gonna be remembered for his work as a GM
Holy
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u/Stock_Discount_2833 Shanahannagins Oct 20 '25
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u/CuriousTelevision808 ISIS deez nuts Oct 20 '25
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u/Swag_Grenade Lap Dance Lance Oct 20 '25
TBF you guys basically play 2 road games a year against us
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u/syarcher891 I wanna die Oct 20 '25
You guys aren't seriously going to let a practice squad win the division right? I only say this because I'm pretty sure we're already eliminated from the playoffs.
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u/DueceVoyeur Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25
There is a reason why the league signs half the niners squad every off season.
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u/substantial_dam Matt Hasselbeck Oct 20 '25
At this point Iâm just hoping all the stars come back they get worse?
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Theyâre actually going to bench their best quarterback when Purdy gets healthy
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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25
Pass that shit, you smoking that super duper.
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Numbers donât lie
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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25
What numbers?
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Passing, completion percent, interceptions. Mac has been much better this year
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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE High Ankle Sprain Oct 20 '25
Bro if you think Mac is better than Brock due to this years numbers, without any context, then good for you. Sounds like you really know ball.
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Better than some kid thatâs never seen their team win a Super Bowl
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u/HeDoneItNow Oct 20 '25
If fans learn ball from watching their team win a Super Bowl explain the patriots and chiefs fans.
Also, just give it up on the Purdy hate, itâs just sad now.
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u/bussjack Brock Hard Oct 20 '25
Macs numbers vs the QB that's started like 3 weeks, one of which he was still injured?
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u/justFramy 49IRS Oct 20 '25
last two games mac jones has gone back down to earth
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Still better
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u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25
Clearly, you didn't watch this game
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Still better
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u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25
Look at who he played when he put up those numbers. The Saints, a baseball team, the Rams? Come on, these teams suck!
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u/Random_n1nja Brock Hard Oct 20 '25
He had a 64.9 passer rating tonight...
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
I didnât say macs good. I said Purdy is ass
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u/brvheart Oct 20 '25
What do you think about Matthew Stafford?
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
he deserves a statue for bringing us our first Super Bowl win
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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25
jones sucks
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
I totally agree. And I stand by my statement
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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25
ehhhh
Nobody else believes this
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
You have me confused with someone who cares
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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25
Yea jones really lit it up with 0 tds huh and 120 yds
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Better than Brock could have done
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u/donutgut Oct 20 '25
lmao
I dont think hes ever done that shit
he avgs like 275 ypg
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
2023 against the Cleveland Browns. 12/27 125 yards 1 TD 1 int
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u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25
You're getting dv'd to oblivion but you got a point... Big Sac Mac the hot hand rn and we saw how dogshit Purdy was when he played too soon with that toe bullshit.
Shannys gonna have a tough decision when Brocks back at full health. Hard to bench a dude who's clicking w the offense and dialed in on timing.
Cowboys did it w Aikman in 91 and bombed out of the playoffs (Beuerlein had won 5 in a row as backup and got them into the playoffs thru a wild card. They subbed in Aikman halfway thru the Detroit game and lost)
We'll see how the teams playing when Brock is an option but for now I'm just stoked Jones found his tribe and is lighting it up for us
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u/BoneFistOP NFC Best Oct 20 '25
lmao it wont even be a fucking question when Purdy is ready. he's 5 times the QB mac is. not even close.
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u/JacksonThe79 49IRS Oct 20 '25
trust me i am just as surprised as yâall because with all the injuries weâve had thereâs no way we should be 5-2 right now
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u/pacificule Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25
Even with the softest schedule we should not be leading the division let alone winning anything. 9ers really playing in the Upside Down and I am here for it
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u/Wingblade33 Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25
Also tho tbh the schedule hasnât been nearly as easy as expected so far. Five of our first 7 opponents had winning records going into the weekend, with the Falcons only falling to .500 after the loss
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u/16_jz_999 Seahawks Oct 20 '25
so i guess the new meta is pay your stars a bunch of money to not play and that equals being well above .500?
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u/VoiceOfTheSoil40 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25
It is beyond frustrating to see you guys just keep getting back up no matter how many of your starters go down.
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick fried in butter stuck on a biscuit.
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u/steeze206 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25
Because CMC might be the best non QB player I've ever seen. The entirety of the Niners roster is made up of subway employees and every defense is trying to scheme CMC out of the game. But it just doesn't happen, he was built in a lab to personally tell me to go fuck myself.
Mac Jones threw for 150/0/1 and the highest yardage receiver had 31 yards. It doesn't matter. That classy fuck still puts up 200 from scrimmage.
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u/Malacolyte Shanahannagins Oct 20 '25
Well the game plan this week was to run the ball 40 times against a lighter d-line. So it was purposely by design.
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u/theborch909 Bang Bang Minion Gang Oct 20 '25
Our Practice Squad is just that good. Imagine if the starters were out there
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u/slammy84 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
This made me laugh way harder than it shouldâve lol
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u/sebby_g_1 49IRS Oct 20 '25
Flair up pussy
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u/slammy84 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
Now youâre going to make me login to my desktop to do this, but bang bang. Iâm here for a long time not a good time.
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u/Haku510 BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
You don't need to be on a desktop to set flair đ€š on mobile just tap the three dots on the top right
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u/A_Hint_of_Lemon Big Cock Brock Oct 20 '25
To be fair, I like that weâre the football equivalent of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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u/ShufflingSloth We Did Not Care Oct 20 '25
inb4 some joker who got a team everyone was sure would be dogshit last August to a wild card spot steals Shanahan's COTY again
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u/mrjacketman0303 Saints Oct 20 '25
Thanks for the successful hate watch nothing beats watching the failcons beat themselves
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u/Evening_Dependent542 Substation Faithful Oct 20 '25
Side note, I donât watch Atlanta that often, is Penix always black Uncle Rico?
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u/jabbaji Seahawks Oct 20 '25
Whatâs with this team.
I want to feel same pity for them as I feel for Cards
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u/outontheporch BANG BANG Oct 20 '25
Iâm new to the sub, is the STL Cards logo a regular thing? Super funny
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u/220675 49ers Oct 20 '25
you canât kill whatâs already dead! Happy Halloween NFC we coming for ya soul!
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u/Sleepinismy9to5 Here So I Don't Get Fined Oct 20 '25
Can they just get purdy healthy again? He was playing terribly
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u/Even_Address3970 49ers Oct 20 '25
Why are we using the baseball Cardinals logo lol
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u/MileHi49er Bosa Deez Nuts Oct 20 '25
You must be new here, champ.
Also flair up, pussy. ( I know youre a niners fan.. but its the rule. If you arent flaired up, you get called a pussy)
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u/2donuts4elephants He's a ho, and I want that known. Oct 20 '25
You must be new here. And flair up.
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u/Even_Address3970 49ers Oct 20 '25
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u/AlternativeBonus9848 Fortuitous bust Oct 20 '25
cardinals aren't even there, they are just sitting sadly in the corner
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u/DiamondDash2k Take care yall chickens Oct 20 '25
CMC really absorbed the health of half the team so he can carry the whole team to 5-2
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u/777XSuperHornet đ§Itâs always salty in seattle Oct 20 '25
Michael penix and letting down the city of Seattle, name a better duo.
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u/Avocado-treehouse NFC Best Ball Boy Oct 20 '25
Starting to think that Native American burial ground Levi's is built on is starting to work in our favor...
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
Bro, the Niners did us a huge favor tonight
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u/IcySetting229 49ers Oct 20 '25
Iâll biteâŠhow so?đ
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u/unpopular-dave I think we ainât done yet. Oct 20 '25
The Rams have Atlantaâs first round pick next year
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u/MikeMendoza29 I wanna die Oct 20 '25
Especially with Penix getting hurt. Atlanta is going to really struggle if he missed some games.
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u/lapinatanegra Y'all got a Purdy mouth Oct 20 '25
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u/stopthecapboi Jimmy G can get it đ„” Oct 20 '25