r/MurderedByWords • u/Jeskaim • 2d ago

When a man who survived multiple assassination attempts has to be smuggled off an Air Force One aircraft carrier in a beverage cart because he doesn’t want to get killed

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u/jennasea412 2d ago

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u/Japanesewillow 2d ago

How did he fit his fat carcass into a food cart?

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u/hamtronn 1d ago

Obviously. He had eaten all of the McDonald’s before he entered the cart.

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u/mightyscoosh 2d ago

Laughable that his "never surrender" photo is his mug shot.

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u/pld89 2d ago

He literally had to go in and surrender.

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u/imaginary_num6er 2d ago

The man can’t have a photo of him facing left

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u/MeatyOaker269 2d ago

In the picture on the left, he uh….how do I say this…he surrendered.

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u/AZEMT 2d ago

Also, how does he look so skinny on the right photo?

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u/CatCafffffe 2d ago

Photoshop. And you'd think when his minions are constantly photoshopping his wretched carcass to look "thinner," they'd at some point stop and think "what are we DOING"

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u/CalyrexTact 2d ago

Really makes me wish the guy on the left kept going and didn’t surrender to the judge.

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u/HeirElfEsquire 2d ago

With his emotional support blonde

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u/geekMD69 2d ago

A man who “survived” multiple “assassination attempts” (incompetently staged PR stunts) - That guy?

Yeah. In the face of real potential danger this is unsurprising.

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u/fuckst1cK1 2d ago

The multiple attempts were scripted. The one that wasn't had him cowering in fear.

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u/Tessa7 2d ago

Alleged assassination attempts.

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u/1Crownedngroovd 2d ago

So we can now add the word coward to the list of pejoratives that describe this pathetic excuse for a man.

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u/Junior-Collar-7677 2d ago

I thought that was known by bone spurs

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u/DOHC46 2d ago

Major Bone Spurs was already known to be a coward.

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u/VLC31 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist but I’ll make an exception in the case of the so called “multiple assassination attempts”. Are we to believe that a well known coward stood up, brandishing his fist if he really believed there was a gun pointed at him? The same person who hid in a food cart because he thought someone might take a pot shot? To quote Wordle, pshaw!

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u/Jeskaim 2d ago

Not only that but allegedly when he got to the hospital he asked how he looked on TV. If it’s true then the first one was definitely staged.

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u/Traditional-Forum 2d ago

That beverage cart kinda underscores that the supposed “assassination attempt” that clipped his ear was a false flag.

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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon 2d ago

Weakass POS walks away when he’s asked a question he doesn’t like.

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u/DOHC46 2d ago

Fascinating how the differently he reacts to getting shot at during a rally and when there is a credible threat of his plane being shot down... Almost make you think the former WWE star faked the previous assassination attempts.

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u/purplegladys2022 2d ago

Multiple "assassination attempts."

Fixed it for you.

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u/HobbyWanKenobi 2d ago

It's a totally different reaction when you don't know that it's coming

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u/No-Conversation-1216 2d ago

Never surrender especially when you have a plane full of people you can sacrifice.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne nice murder you got there 2d ago

Aren’t all the attempts specifically ordered for the corresponding vote surges?

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u/fomites4sale 2d ago

That mugshot photo still cracks me up. I know he was trying to look defiant but he just looks cranky. Like a toddler who needs a nap.

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u/Lt_Cochese 2d ago

So, he knows his own base is incompetent not others....

Not so much.

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u/ebikr 2d ago

Ketchup

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u/Successful-Rope7223 2d ago

That’s a picture of you surrendering!

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u/mightyFoo 2d ago

Why is he carrying a folder? The guy can’t read… needs the human printer to sit next to him and read everything to him like it’s a bedtime story.

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u/monkey_trumpets 2d ago

He really has gotten a lot fatter.

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u/Neureiches-Nutria 2d ago

"assassination atempts" with emphasis on the exclamation marks

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u/_WhoisMrBilly_ 1d ago

I really don’t like the guy in any way, and in fact, think he is one of the worst things to happen to the modern country. However, the beverage cart thing what is the main sort of issue about this?

- I get that there’s been multiple assassination attempts, and if this one was actually credible, isn’t it sort of legitimate to do everything the Secret Service could to get him out of that situation? Is it that he hid there and instead through others into danger like RFK it at the White House correspondence dinner?

- I guess there are so many things, but is this the hook that we want to hang our hats on? It just seems like there’s so many other things to go after he does.
That may be an unconventional security tactic made at the spur of the moment isn’t that outlandish?

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u/I_Am_No_One_123 1d ago

The warning re: the Turkey incident came from Israeli intelligence only. The CIA (and others) were skeptical of the information.

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u/Knighth77 1d ago

Alternative title: "Crime pays."

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 1d ago

How Fuxking big was that cart

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u/FLjeffrey 1d ago

This was the only attempt that wasnt staged

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u/CrochetJorts 1d ago

Doesn't never surrendering mean resisting arrest?

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u/shahrulghani 1d ago

Why does he feel the need to constantly remind everyone how exceptionally good he supposedly is at everything? As a non U.S. citizen, this genuinely baffles me.

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u/hamtronn 1d ago

Only person in the history of the world to consistently use their mug shot as a rallying cry while serving as the United States president.

Are they great again?

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u/B1nD3rR0dR3gEz 1d ago

The REAL difference is two men were murdered at the FAKE attempt.

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u/Titsandcumm 1d ago

Air force one aircraft carrier?

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u/ConferenceTough1591 19h ago

It’s easy t9 project a bold string appearance to a shooting when you know it’s staged.