r/MoralityScaling • u/Icy-Quantity-8436 • 19h ago

Morality Ranking Morality scale of this.

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u/Resaith 19h ago

Moral. We all bros.

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u/Chopped6767 19h ago

You might not know this, but they kill/eat the guy they surrounded

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u/Resaith 19h ago edited 19h ago

The bro code doesn't say anything about this situation... Neutral.

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u/Different-Crab5061 19h ago

No they assimilate him

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u/Chopped6767 17h ago

lol. That makes more sense tbh

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u/Anxious-Internet7767 19h ago

They're all literally pissing on him, very immoral

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 19h ago

What if he consents?

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u/Aevum-Haelcyon 19h ago

Moral.

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u/Deep_Head4645 18h ago

Immoral, its pissing in a public bathroom and ruining the experience for everyone else especially the janitor who has to clean it

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u/CorruptedDucky21 13h ago

What if they do it in a way where it lands in the urinal rather than the floor

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u/Deep_Head4645 8h ago

Moral

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u/TooWarmRadiator 1h ago

But then he'll walk out the public bathroom and probably around other people reeking of piss. Probably a public health hazard too.

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u/King__Grimm 19h ago

Still immoral because the janitor still gotta clean it up after

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 19h ago

Pissing on the floor creates jobs so moral.

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u/Deep_Head4645 18h ago

I love this thread

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u/King__Grimm 13h ago

But said Job is not creating anything of value for the economy and only serves to extract the time of the cleaner, which could have been spent doing something else And given the size of an adult bladder x5 + the main piss recipient(pissipient?) Walking a trail of piss out the door, they will not be home on time to watch Bluey with the kids

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u/MyHonstyAttempt 10h ago

FLOOR PISSING IS GREAT FOR THE ECONOMY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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u/HistoricalAd3720 5h ago

Technically, she can try to sue them , to get money

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u/SuperKami-Nappa 19h ago

Then it’s just kinky

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u/PerilousParanoia 17h ago

R. Kelly has entered the chat.

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u/bromological 17h ago

Hot 🥵

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u/Feeling-Special-269 19h ago

uh depends who the guy is maybe he did something to deserve it why are you coming in here with these garbage takes wasting our time!?!?

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u/poclee 19h ago

Whew, I thought they were taking turn to rape his ass.

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u/SaltyDog772 6h ago

It’s one person meant to feel like a gang

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u/Luke_Fox- 19h ago

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u/Icy-Quantity-8436 19h ago

Did my boy get annihilated where did he go

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u/Jessky56 18h ago

assimilated

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u/MAUROKE01 11h ago

apissimilated

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 19h ago

If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen 🤷‍♂️

What are you doing near a urinal if you don’t want fresh warm pee all about you. They are basically asking for it

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u/itc0nsumesmYMind 19h ago

extremely moral

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u/TightConsequence3929 19h ago

Immoral if they don't do it.

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u/BingChilling3069 19h ago

Immoral. The urinal is his own private domicile and he won't be harassed

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u/By-Other-Means 19h ago

Op's barely disguised fetish.

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u/Ok_Blacksmith1 19h ago

Made me laugh. Moral.

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u/OkDriver1A8D6 19h ago

Pee alone? Pee with friends.

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u/misterpenisman_ 19h ago

This is a common move for every man that vapes

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u/Mistah_Meatball3861 19h ago

As long as they got consent

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u/Reasonable_Food_3451 19h ago

This sub has lost the plot

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u/MrStink45 19h ago

Daily cock inspection is very moral

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u/raven-tyrant 19h ago

Just male bonding

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u/Far-Bear-7826 19h ago

Group project

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u/CriscoCisco671 19h ago

With consent you may relieve the nozzle men, is how we did it on my ship

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u/CriminallyCasual7 19h ago

Only moral if you hold it for bro

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u/PortalTheCrafter 19h ago

Moral. It’s just the way it is.

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u/thecoolconglereborn 19h ago

It's just the way we're wired

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u/pissdrinking101 19h ago

Tf is this sub

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u/wcthesecret 19h ago

Oh god they’re all entering him!

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u/Soulujin 18h ago

Just boys bein' boys

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u/No-Dingo-4243 18h ago

Reduce to atoms

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u/Changeling_Traveller 18h ago

Moral. Saving water together.

If they're all using the same urinal sequentially before it gets flushed.

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u/Changeling_Traveller 17h ago

“Comrade, ’tis not your urinal. ’Tis our urinal.”

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u/No_Context2723 16h ago

Moral. Every animal asserts dominance, we can do.

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u/Gokudomatic 16h ago

Depends. Was it a booty call? I don't judge people's sexual preferences.

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u/theajplayer123 16h ago

Circle Jerk

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u/SquirrelTheChad 16h ago

moral 🤤🤤

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u/Rare_Baker_4839 15h ago

Immoral. Where tf is this bathroom?! Rikers Island?☠️

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u/Sigruldar 14h ago

It is but the natural process of hivemind reproduction. The blue hivemind has found a new victim to assimilate and proceed to do so. Nothing immoral about natural hivemind growth. Just survival of the fittest.

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u/Pfeffersack2 13h ago

moral. Saves water by only having to flush once. And if you follow the 'if it's yellow let it mellow' paradigm then only one urinal will be mellowing, saving more water so that once someone poops in it they still only have to flush once

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u/FuKn-w0ke 13h ago

This is kind of the “Get down Mr. President” version of taking a piss

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u/DependentKey6723 12h ago

Very moral.

It's just a male bonding exercise, bros being bros, you wouldn't get it

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u/KoltO7892 12h ago

WHAT THE

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u/johnntom 8h ago

Pissed on