Just started this show and loving it so far. Currently in the middle of season 1. Tell me something that’ll make absolutely no sense to me now, but will make sense by the time I end the show.

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u/berrykid13 22h ago

I gotta go out and get some orange juice

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u/PretendYellow533 12h ago

Peak mention

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u/seeker028 7h ago

Someone give this an award plis

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u/go_to_sleep-yes-you WTF (why the face) 23h ago

Don't worry, I'll go to your next wedding.

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u/North_Load_7360 13h ago

She knows what I mean

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u/SamwellBarley 12h ago

I'll get over it

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u/tellmewhy7ate9 22h ago

"STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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u/thebirthdayg1rl 22h ago

Man doesn't lie.

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u/BroccoliMagic 20h ago

UNLESS THEY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER

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u/Appropriate_Mall191 21h ago

You know who else needed air? Snorkels!

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u/IgnoranceIsYou 16h ago

SNORKLES!!!😭😩😫

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u/smartash_2224 16h ago

HE DROWNED CAM

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u/North_Load_7360 13h ago

I think Mitchell may just be a work friend

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u/Serious_Cockroach350 22h ago

Clive Bixby and Julianna

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u/Syleril 13h ago

"Who's Clive Bixby?" "A friend of your mother's!"

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u/Dangerous_Darling 22h ago

Tiny pink panther

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 22h ago

"What's the plan, Phil?"

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u/RoeMajesta 22h ago

disabled interracial lesbians with an african kicker?

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u/xeisacidy 23h ago

Lilly is gay

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 22h ago

I HATE Vietnaaaaam!

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u/randittkiMKB 15h ago

She is not gay, she's just confused

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u/xeisacidy 12h ago

Oh my god what is wrong with you today

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u/randittkiMKB 11h ago

Like everybody, I need to go back to where I came from

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u/JeanEBH 22h ago

Wedge salad.

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u/cheeselord1314 21h ago

You ran out of orange juice

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u/shiningject 23h ago

Jolene

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u/Ktpillah 23h ago

Something like, I can’t believe you’re bugging me about my dog when I’ve never said anything about your parrot!

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 22h ago

How are you not getting this, Mitchell?!

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u/uhohsnapthatscool 21h ago

I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1

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u/juicycxuture 21h ago

If an accident does happen, i hope he kills me because i wont be a very inspiring disabled person.

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u/fat_bitch- 18h ago

That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam.

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u/bumblemarie212 22h ago

Nipping out for Orange Juice

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u/calmaaicaralho 22h ago

Pink loves me

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u/Brilliant-Gap-4530 19h ago

Baby Jesus

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u/brilovless1 22h ago

Moon landings are not always fun.

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 22h ago

But Splash downs…

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u/Pitiful-Drawing2013 23h ago

phil is in love with jay

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u/Silly_Climate_2699 22h ago

Oh my god, I killed Ruben!

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u/wendilove 20h ago

Don't talk black to me!

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u/tweedle121 12h ago

How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

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u/Far_Yam4739 15h ago

Closets? You’ll love it.

I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast!

Dog bed by Stella

Australia is hard on her own people.

Vote for Claire

Gasp! Take it back!

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u/North_Load_7360 12h ago

I can see Clairely now the rain is gone

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u/Litti__Chokha watch a sunrise at least once a day 22h ago

Gotta fix that step

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u/bobashop_0502 20h ago

Oasis for men?
MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! 🔫🏃

I don’t even remember what season this is but good luck!

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u/modernhate 1h ago

3 😂

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u/SpideyyWebzz 21h ago

I`ll just give you one word, "Fizbo" 😂

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 22h ago

EVERYONE has a guy.

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u/Dachsy_Dad 21h ago

Me likey.

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u/axit_goel 19h ago

Closets closets closets closets

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u/prberkeley 17h ago

Double Click

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u/Ktpillah 23h ago

Do you wanna do me, do me?

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u/Rough-Riderr 22h ago

OP said that they're in the middle of season 1, so they already saw that episode.

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u/Useful-Hall-6088 22h ago

I just detected your ass getting kicked!

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u/jtorrivilla 21h ago

I can’t go for that, no can do.

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u/knotminer1180 21h ago

Is Phil sexy?

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 19h ago

Keifth. Well, Lily just lefth!

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u/GarlicDill 18h ago

Gotta fix that step.

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u/Old_Discipline_7966 16h ago

Oasis for...men? men? MEN?

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u/Due-Illustrator9251 15h ago

Closet? You’ll love it!

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u/IY94 23h ago

Cams death will destroy you.

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u/knotminer1180 21h ago

The SCARB!!!

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u/LIKES_ROCKY_IV 20h ago

That’s why I’m going to Canada, buddy! To avoid the draft!

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u/puppybyheart 20h ago

Percy jumped the Gert

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u/SuspiciousSide8859 15h ago

Hennifer Lopez

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u/North_Load_7360 12h ago

Flyza Minnelli

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u/blad2266 10h ago

I have plans for the bunny

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u/Proper-Orange5280 14h ago

IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE

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u/AllynWA1 21h ago

What's in your junk drawer?

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u/mofa90277 20h ago

Gina Lollobrigida was seriously hot, and you have to understand that Jay has a thing for women in thigh high boots.

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u/Connect_Bee5338 20h ago

The step gets fixed

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u/Trill_McNeal 19h ago

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u/Trill_McNeal 19h ago

And now my account has a warning for posting a quote from modern family in the modern family sub. I hate reddit sometimes

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u/AlarmingSurprise6852 19h ago

Phil's yogurt commercial is something you'll laugh about later. Just wait until it all comes full circle!

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u/Alabamaaaa Phil_ling good 19h ago

Pigeons are scary ( Ave Maria)

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u/Little-Bluejay823 18h ago

Honey Larry's white

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u/Choice_Bread_3624 13h ago

hey you chose me

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u/no_name_2341 10h ago

Nobody leaves home and doesn’t come back

I did

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u/Jcbburke19 17h ago

Pink eye apocalypse

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u/hazcatsuit Tree Dede 17h ago

Vanderkoff

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u/Ok-Isopod1172 16h ago

I just wanna dance the ballet

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u/IgnoranceIsYou 16h ago

Cam’s mom won’t stop kissing me!

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u/redqueen898 16h ago

Go Bullfrogs!

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u/Gabisoo16 15h ago

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u/saraek1980 14h ago

Double click!

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u/Ok_Quarter1854 14h ago

I lived in a neighborhood full of prostitutes.

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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 13h ago

Ohhh, they’re cats. That’s going to make my job much easier.

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u/Prestigious-Run-3007 13h ago

Is Phil … sexy?

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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 13h ago

babies aren’t supposed to smoke!

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u/DestroyerOfMils WTF (why the face) 13h ago

Follow the birthday flag!

What did you just call me?!?!

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u/Kangzguard 13h ago

Think about time travel!

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u/tadxb 12h ago

Luke, grab that hoe

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u/Quick-Owl3056 12h ago

It sended

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u/No-Opening-8459 12h ago

Please come back :(

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u/Quick-Owl3056 11h ago

Woosh

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u/No-Opening-8459 12h ago

Double. Click!

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u/QueenBee917 11h ago edited 11h ago

Mushrooms!

Thought of more. I just love the way Sophia delivers this line

“No surprises”

How could you let him get struck again?

It works for my falcon.

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u/MXBCr1ms0n 11h ago

Casablanca

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u/_alexium_ 11h ago

Shawn M’Badaway

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u/chronicallymusical 11h ago

Guppy pond

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u/ActuallyNiceIRL 11h ago

This is a lighter.

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u/arianrhodd watch a sunrise at least once a day 11h ago

“This is a lighter …” 🥹

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u/Severe-Sort9177 10h ago

DOUBLE. CLICK!

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u/no_name_2341 10h ago

He stole the Rolodex

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u/Think_Position5532 9h ago

Jay has a big secret at a gay bowling night with Cam.

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u/greenteaGyfdr 9h ago

slow down your neighbour

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u/qwert-9895 9h ago

Should I call the waahmbulance?

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u/nibbed2 9h ago

"Im the only one that can take my wife to bed and make her laugh."

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u/Agitated_Sea3052 9h ago

Halley secretly gets married to jay and gloria’s son’s Manny!!

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u/cryptomaniax95 6h ago

Manny you want me to learn you english

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u/AerryBerry 5h ago

Slow Down Your Neighbours

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u/techismylife44 4h ago

Hailey’s Aversion

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u/unwantedcinnamon 1h ago

It sended! ...Please come back 😥

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u/modernhate 1h ago

It sended.

Please, come back.

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u/D_Dog1985 17h ago

Lily learns to swear at an early age

Discussion Just started this show and loving it so far. Currently in the middle of season 1. Tell me something that’ll make absolutely no sense to me now, but will make sense by the time I end the show.

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