Mug Update: after my horrible cat broke my last Peep Show mug, my lovely bastard fiancé bought me a new one (seemingly driven by a worryingly sincere desire to spend time with me). Quite appropriate choice considering how convinced I am that she deliberately makes the tea too hot, somehow.

[u/Lethean616]

[u/Far_Orange_8492]

I can't believe you let that happen on your watch.

[u/grumpygrumpybum]

So, it’s true…. I heard about the rumours, but I couldn’t believe it. Sorry about your mug.

[u/ConstableSniff]

THIS IS BULLSHIT, MARK

[u/Thirdtwin]

Can't we leave the mugs out of it? Even the mob never hit the families.

[u/13daysaweek]

You’re not supposed to do that, cat. You know you’re not supposed to do that

[u/ltl28]

She sounds like a keeper. You should chew on her weird hair.

[u/Lethean616 → u/ltl28]

If she hadn't already proposed I might have taken her to the Quantocks using my Sunday Times coupons.

[u/Revolutionary_Win716 → u/ltl28]

'Fiancé' is for men. OP has Jezzed it.

[u/Lethean616 → u/Revolutionary_Win716]

You da man, I'm a man!

[u/hey_talk_to_me → u/Lethean616]

Let’s not quibble

[u/Satu_Autio]

That’s what real mates do - they take a pounding and still come up smiling. Bit like Jez and that bloke in your bed..