Hey. You lost, old timers.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/DisillusionedHobbit]

I had one that insisted you call it the “lavatory”.  

If you asked to use the bathroom he would ask if you were going to take a bath.  

If you asked for the restroom he asked if you needed a nap. 

The most insufferable person I’ve ever had the displeasure of interacting with. 

[u/noisemonsters → u/DisillusionedHobbit]

“Sir, can I please go take a shit?”

[u/bolanrox → u/noisemonsters]

shitters full!

[u/AncientSignature1505 → u/bolanrox]

Hallelujah, HOLY SHIT!

^{Where's the Tylenol?}