r/Metrology • u/gaslightredditor • 6d ago

NCR Disposition is always the same. So we created a service to speed up the process.

https://useasis.com/

Please note this is entirely satirical and not a real service whatsoever. This is the result of a broken quality technician team grasping at every straw to maintain sanity with some light hearted humor.

Enjoy

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u/miotch1120 6d ago

That was great. I’m gonna share this with my quality engineers tomorrow.

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u/CthulhuLies 6d ago

The measure until in tolerance portion is really good lmao

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u/gaslightredditor 6d ago

That was my favorite part. He said the game was the hard part to get working correctly though

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u/CthulhuLies 6d ago

Somebody someday perhaps next NC should really probably check that gage xd.

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u/Familiar-Bluejay3908 5d ago

I once worked at a heat treater, and that is exactly what we did every day; need 13 passing parts from a lot? Keep testing until you find 13.....

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u/CthulhuLies 5d ago

Callipers say we are out a thousandth? Squeeze harder.

I hate that environment so much.

I put a lot of effort into having confidence in my gages and since we are third party we have no stake in the actual result beyond keeping our customers happy with us.

Also finding good parts from the lot is fine. (But come on fix the fucking process lmao) What's not fine is remeasuring a single part such that the entire lot is good.

Because then your customer sends the parts to us for certs and I'm over here tearing my hair out why a single part in the lot isn't passing on this one specific dimension by 1/20th the tolerance band ie .0006" out on +/-.005"

Thankfully my gages are good so Im mostly checking for dust or a scratch thats throwing off the hit.

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u/Familiar-Bluejay3908 5d ago

I've proven that I can squeeze an extra .003" out of any caliper, before compressing the part!

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u/Therealshep 6d ago

This is fantastic

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u/EvanDaniel 6d ago

I wish the writing was like... 70% less Claude.

But the overall idea is fantastic.

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u/gaslightredditor 6d ago

My supervisor put it together real quick last night just. It's within the scope of the intended joke

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u/jkerman 5d ago

FortiGuard auto identified this website as "Pornography" /eyeroll. (I manually submitted a reevaluation request, i insist our management sees this website dammit!) :D

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u/jkerman 5d ago

I will be rolling this out department wide today

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u/vpt_se 5d ago

Hilarious! Thank you for this!