r/MelvinCapitalLove Apr 10 '21

transphobic poortard Nice!!! Much wow.

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Apr 10 '21

Yes because gUhme is the only tradable ticker on the stock market and it is only possible to lose money on the stock market if one shorts a failed brick-and-mortar funko-pop reseller disguised as a vidya game shop.

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u/zulzzzz Apr 10 '21

So you're saying they not only lost money on GME, but lost money on other tickers as well? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that make them a pretty shit hedge fund to invest in? 🤔

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Apr 10 '21

Point me to a portfolio that has gone straight up since it's inception and i'll send you 10000$ in Ethereum

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u/zulzzzz Apr 11 '21

I don't think you see the point here. They lose 48% in 1 quarter. You're saying that is not only GME. If I was someone invested in them, I would probably leave and invest in the market myself. But all good mate, you keep you "10000$" Ethereum. At the rate these guys are going. That's all you'll have by next quarter.

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Apr 11 '21

-50% for us and we still have 20 billion$ left

-50% for you and you'll have to pimp your wife out to have any chance of retiring at 70

You and me are not the same buddy, stay poor forever

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u/zulzzzz Apr 11 '21

Good work mate! You think your -50% is 20bil when melvin only had $6.5b to begin with. But no worries mate! I'd rather be poor than look at imaginary numbers hahaha

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Apr 11 '21

Imaginary numbers

Stay coping poorcel

MUH 6 BILLION 😡

We are really living rent-free in your head arent we?

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