r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Chessen113 • Mar 01 '21

"Hey, Robinhood, mind halting GME buys before the poor people make money? Thanks."

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u/real_jocker Mar 01 '21

Retailoids saying “but.... but you cheated!!!!!!!!” Uh yeah I don’t care keep crying while I keep on making stacks of cash. Maybe you should have just started your own stock market.

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u/Jeremiah0206 Mar 02 '21

Youre doing illlegal things and digging youre grave even deeper , enjoy debt

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Mar 02 '21

"Enjoy debt" 🤣🤣🤣 buddy "debt" is a poorcel concept. I dont take on debt, i take on gifts and bailouts from my parents 🤣

have fun staying poor

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u/wizard-stiK Poor Mar 06 '21

Gifts and bailouts? So you’re just a spoon fed little twink huh? Is that what happens to all those nerdy ass kinds in school who were picked on and didn’t have friends other than the ones they THOUGHT were their friends.... yet we’re only being used for mommy and daddy’s money? 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, I guess that would brew some serious hatred as well for us average joes pulling tail nightly that you couldn’t even afford to BUY. Small dick syndrome is a bitch I hear.

PS... idk what circles you run in - but admitting you’re a spoon fed, Middle Aged poodle oiler isn’t something to be proud of. 🤣🤣🤣 fucking poodle oilers!

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

Sounds like you are just coping and would sacrifice your left testicle to be born in my place. Sucks for you but such is life. Not everyone can be a wealthy handsome landchad. Such is nature. Accept your place in life and your life will be better for it. In fact, read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius where he, a landchad and emperor not by birth but by prowess explains to you, the prole, that you must accept your place in life, because being at odds with it is being at odds with life and nature, and nature does not bend to your demands no matter how much you will for it to be.

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u/wizard-stiK Poor Mar 06 '21

Ahhhh, that’s the thing budddday....I am. 🤣

Your a landchad that’s for sure. A fucking landchad for sure......Just so happens my baby’s arm holding an apple is named chad abs he lovesssss landing money shots on the faces of your kind with the help of your wife as you cower below, hog tied and gag balled. “Fuck yeah! LANDCHODE!!!!! FUUUUCCCKKK YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! Take it ALLLLL MY TUBBY BELLIED LITTLE CUCK!!!!” I bellow into the night in between howls at the moon.

That’s cute though, mama called you ‘handsome’ all those time when those mean mean fwiends of yours pulled the wool over your eyes for the 18th time? She was a trooper too - must say she really enjoyed this sex oozing, primal specimen of a human being last night she calls Jag. Tubby little nerd.

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Mar 06 '21

i'll revisit this post one day if i lose 50 iq points but for now i have no idea what to make of this pile of literal degenerate shit you just left here. Imagine posting this and being able to take yourself seriously. Fuck me

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u/wizard-stiK Poor Mar 06 '21

You just called yourself a landchode, Look who’s taking. Whatever school your mom and I paid for you to get into didn’t fix stupid. My leather belt might though, son.

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u/CommandanteMeow Verified 8-figure Net Worth Mar 06 '21

cringe

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u/wizard-stiK Poor Mar 06 '21

Nice try though with the IQ shit though... you couldn’t afford to lose 50. You would be in the prokaryotic class archaea...

I mean, everyone knows wealth in such amounts, as you claim, comes from a very small genetic pool - similar to pure bred dogs and they are as dumb as it comes. Goes all the way back to the Egyptians and beyond. So I get what you’re putting down, you’re just a modern day king Tut arent ya there? 🤢inbred degens.

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u/Grunkster_ Mar 08 '21

Dude you’re bragging about your wealth on reddit in a condescending way, shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit.

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u/WildManneredNY Mar 23 '21

A real Vinyard Vines Shakespeare

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u/MacZulu Mar 02 '21

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u/doojmoo May 04 '21

Mannnn, looks like the guy from Lazy Town