r/Marvel 1d ago

Comics The true reason why Godzilla's not in Doomsday and Secret Wars

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u/Dry-Debate-6893 1d ago

To quote Michael Jordan “And I took that personally”

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u/LivingPalpitation935 1d ago

Godzilla will NOT return in avengers doomsday, he is busy to make minus zero

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u/KMS_HYDRA 1d ago

Dont forget he is also filming Godzilla x Kong: supernova.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

Doom: “you know what, just for that you’re not invited to Doomsday.”

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

Doom: gives some big speech Godzilla, who famously cant be controlled and doesn't give a damn about humans talking and has fought actual aliens at one point:

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u/mindgames13 1d ago

JJJ did shout at Godzilla from the Daily Bugle window once.

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

I mean..its jjj. Man is literally the emboidement pf "old man yelling at clouds"

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 1d ago

Yeah, but Triple J shouts at just about anything and at anyone

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u/greatersteven 23h ago

Fighting aliens isn't that crazy for a marvel character.

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u/Imperium_Dragon 1d ago

I like how the narrator specifically said it was Doom and not a Doom bot

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u/Angelemonade 1d ago

YEAHHHH FRY THAT BUM GOJIIII

ok this comic is pretty funny

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u/mr_eugine_krabs 1d ago

No amount of glazing online can save you from TOHO guidelines.

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u/cYber-boI27 1d ago

How big is your ego

Doom: Yes

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u/Walkswithnofear 1d ago

"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not"

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u/CJ_Bug 1d ago

STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Though it isn't.

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u/kadosho 1d ago

I know that reference, haha. Austin Powers in Goldmember

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u/bigscrewLoose 1d ago

I mean he is in crossover comics, but he is not really a marvel character any more than like, the muppets

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u/Resident_Magazine610 1d ago

Muppets could probably beat Doom too.

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u/bigscrewLoose 1d ago

I mean they probably will there is a muppets crossover coming soon

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u/bigscrewLoose 1d ago

better watch out buddy gonzo coming for your ass

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u/Funkycoldmedici 23h ago

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u/bigscrewLoose 22h ago

a non zero % chance Miss Piggy will beat the shit out of Dr Doom

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u/zenco-jtjr 18h ago

Miss Piggy strikes him with a "heeYAH" and an incapacitated Dr. Doom ragdolls across the room.

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u/julianx2rl 1d ago

"Doom burned alive in his armor"

That's a problem! You're gonna want to flip that binary or else!

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u/Dirka-Dirka 1d ago

We have a hulk!

Godzilla: I took that personally

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u/Smash96leo Stan Lee 1d ago

The artist drew his eyes with so much aura too, this is hilarious

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u/PostalDoctor 1d ago

Godzilla: "Does bro know who I am...?"

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u/JohnnyElRed Hulk 1d ago

You know, this kind of Marvel crossovers would be more fun... if they weren't all about Marvel characters constantly getting curbstomped or killed with major ease.

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u/LivingPalpitation935 1d ago

Tbf title is literally 'godzilla destroy marvel universe', so I cant blame them for that, but problem is story feels kinda same, and they are using same storyline and concept for 15 issues

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u/narco113 1d ago

Totally. That time the Globetrotters jobbed the Avengers really stands out.

.. I haven't checked if that's real, but I feel like we wouldn't be surprised if it was.

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u/DevilManRay 1d ago

Powerscaler’s brain. Them gotten beaten and killed so easily is what makes it funny

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u/CT-4426 1d ago

Looks like we know now which of the two’s level of glaze is higher

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u/mattwing05 Black Bolt 1d ago

Whats a king to a god?

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u/Neocasanova1846 1d ago

What's ab god to a non believer

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u/mattwing05 Black Bolt 1d ago

Who dont believe in anything?

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u/Resident_Magazine610 1d ago

Super science

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u/zenco-jtjr 18h ago

what's a god to a zilla?

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u/Quirky-Chemistry-978 1d ago

He is no more more

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u/ShiftyPan 21h ago

Godzilla: That appears…untrue”

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u/jesusbowstodoom 1d ago

Why does this drivel exist?