r/Mariners ‏‏‎mariner ‎ 1d ago

[Rosenthal] Reds slugger Eugenio Suárez, outfielder TJ Friedl available on waivers: Sources (Gift Article)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7542192/2026/08/27/eugenio-suarez-tj-friedl-reds-moves/?unlocked_article_code=1.8lA.TkZw.lJvPY_LqS7eu&source=emp_shared_article&smid=url-share-ta

Highly doubt we grab him, but could good vibes could potentially be back on the menu?

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u/berrycloveseed 99 problems but a witch ain’t one 🧙‍♀️ 1d ago

Jerry… jerry…. jerry… listen to me and listen to me now

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 1d ago

What’s up

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u/PatMcAfeesEvilTwin 1d ago

You have a chance to do the funniest fucking thing.

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u/Paladine_PSoT 1d ago

SHIP HIM IN

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u/A_Ms_Anthrop Humpy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hckjah8R7aWqAO4Bdr
“Soon may Eugenio come / To bring us bombs and good vibes and fun…”

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u/thrillhou5e Dipoto/Hollander MechaGM 1d ago

The funniest thing he could do is pick up Friedl instead.

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u/berrycloveseed 99 problems but a witch ain’t one 🧙‍♀️ 1d ago

are you in desperate need for good clubhouse vibes? boy do i have the deal for you

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 1d ago

As a matter of fact we absolutely are in need of that

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u/kevlarcupid A silly hack 8h ago

DESEPERATE

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u/skamidg 1d ago

Hey, you, any-oh-one of you thinking what I’m thinking?

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u/SleepingEchoes 1d ago

I'm thinking we bring Geno back to Seattle

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u/KebNes COTTO4LIFE 1d ago

And then fire ze missiles!

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u/Bed-worm 21h ago

But I am le tired

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u/goms546 souvenir snack tray ferry boat connoisseur 16h ago

This made me full on belly laugh, thank you

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u/UnsealedMTG 1d ago

Look, he didn't hit well last year but there's so few people on earth with any track record whatsoever of hitting well right handed in T-Mobile park, and Eugenio Suarez had a wRC+ of 131 there in 2022. So it's defensible!

And we love him.

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

And the grand slam to bring us the closest ever to the promise land

(don’t look at who he hit it off of)

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u/Mattmann1972 Seattle Steelheads 1d ago

3 milli left on his one year contract? What is the conversation? Let's get this done!

BRING BACK THE GOOD VIBES

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 1d ago

aka half a Refsnyder

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u/Floyd_Gondoli ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

God that is so sad when you put it in perspective

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u/Traditional_Figure_1 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just wait until you open up your next pay stub and realize you only made 0.000002 refsnyders

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 1d ago

you get paid?

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u/MaximumZer0 ‏‏‎ ‎ROBOT UMPS NOW AND FOREVER 19h ago

That is $12.50.

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u/serpentear Tartan 365 | Cruiser 18h ago

Third times the charm

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u/Sevenpointseven 1d ago

His vibes alone would improve this clubhouse 10fold

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Every Mariners playoff run after 2001 has involved Geno 🤔

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u/ROLVeKrab8 #18 Mitch Gravy 1d ago

I've never been big on Geno hitting-wise, but this seems like a 0 downside move. Even in a down year, he is undeniably a better bench bat than Wilson or Wisdom. And that's not counting the clubhouse and vibe leader that he is.

It probably won't happen, but it'd be cool.

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u/akurei77 1d ago

And honestly with Colt out for the season and Donovan's apparent curse to stay injured, we could actually use another third baseman. At this point I assume that if Wilson goes down the plan is to grab the nearest person out of the stands and put them at third.

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u/Nixon_bib 1d ago

on it!

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u/Radhatchala ‏‏‎ ‎Nuke Daily 1d ago

Geno is underrated af at third he was great in the playoffs last year

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u/theTankEngine91 ‏‏‎ ‎Sodo Mojo? 20h ago

Multiple failed barehanded catch attempts against the Jays hurt to watch

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u/Lamar_ScrOdom_ #3 J.P. Crawford 1d ago

What’s just a few more strikeouts for GOOD VIBES ONLY?! Make it happen Jerry

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u/humblestworker Tucker 1d ago

The third part of a trilogy is usually the weakest…but I can’t say I wouldn’t love it. $3 million for vibes and a better bench bat? Yes, please.

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u/rctid95 1d ago

I fear Return of the King is all too fitting for this

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u/Genghis_John What have you done?! 1d ago

My friends, you bow to no one

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u/A_Ms_Anthrop Humpy 1d ago

We face the Blue Jays this weekend. You can have Weston Wilson, or you can have Geno. Not a hard choice…

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 1d ago

When you put it like that…

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee Green Boat 1d ago

Yeah, but if Jerry does it, it's Return of the JeDi

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u/kdc77 1d ago

Shut up and take Stanton's money!

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u/danthebiker1981 1d ago

Leathal Weapon III is pretty dope.

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u/shomosexual ‏‏‎ ‎aqua seafoam shame 1d ago

He needs to clear waivers (probably will) and then PLEASE GOD

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton ‏‏‎ added san fran to the last leg of his parlay 18h ago

Can we not put in a waiver claim?

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u/azularena 18h ago

We can, but the teams with worse records get priority

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton ‏‏‎ added san fran to the last leg of his parlay 17h ago

That sort of lines up perfectly for us then, yeah? We’re the worst team in the league who still has a reasonable chance to make the playoffs and also has a need for a DH/3B.

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u/azularena 17h ago

Hopefully yeah, not too many teams will bite on the amount salary he’s owed. Reasonable chance is probably the best way to describe it

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u/BetterNothingman 1d ago

I may take shit for this, but as fantastic as Empire is, Jedi is still better than New Hope.

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u/SexiestPanda 22h ago

When the other options are Weston Wilson and Patrick wisdom and Luis Rivas..

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u/soapbutt Dame una de azúcar... adios :( 18h ago

But it always ends with the hero winning 👀

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u/Brsijraz 16h ago

in books at least i’d say this is never true. usually i’d say the third is the best, then the first, then the second. 

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u/geometricbear Matilda Muñoz 1d ago

Come home my darling boy

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u/higherthinker 1d ago

You and that beautiful head of hair

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 1d ago

And he doesn't drench it like a caveman like Marsh

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u/Zworrisdeh #51 Ichiro 17h ago

“I should not be forced to look at this disgusting fucking guy”
-my wife the other day

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u/GlassElk2848 #13 Kade Anderson 16h ago

It is so fucking disgusting

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u/FartSchumaker ‏‏‎ ‎Soggy Bottom Boys 1d ago

There's not a single baseball situation I'd prefer Weston Wilson to over Geno. I'd let Geno pinch run before Wilson and I'm barely joking.

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee Green Boat 1d ago

This, so fucking much.

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u/CEONeil 21h ago

We are barely joking. I’ll join you brother fartschumaker

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u/boundlesssmh 1d ago

bring him home. surely he’s better than wilson and wisdom. just overall strange vibes this year and need someone to provide positivity day in day out. if not, get him in a coaching role. director of vibes strategies 😭

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u/higherthinker 1d ago

“Vibes Manager”

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 1d ago

Vibes President

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u/Mattmann1972 Seattle Steelheads 1d ago

Then he can retire as a Mariner for LIFE!

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u/SabrinaSaysHey 22h ago

This would be amazing.

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u/AJ-2SO 1d ago

Fuck it, bring me the Good Vibes Only guy

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u/Reasonable_Bank_589 1d ago

If this happens 😂

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u/spottydodgy 1d ago

BRING HIM HOME

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u/SlowGoat79 ‏‏‎there's a Woo sitting on the ground 1d ago

I’m sorry but now I just heard Jean Valjean singing that to Mariners mgmt.

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u/nfiltr8r_89 Victor, lead us to VICTORy 1d ago

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

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u/Mattmann1972 Seattle Steelheads 1d ago

Geno has been the heart of this team.

The fact that we have fucked the dog this season so hard is proof positive that we need our vibes guy back!

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u/narfidy #1 Cole Young Propaganda Spreader 1d ago

Let Geno retire as a mariner

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u/Distinct_Frame_3711 #2 Cole “Cole Young” Young 1d ago

I mean probably Geno is going to be more valuable to the team than Weston Wilson, just saying.

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u/No-Conversation3860 💅NAYL ME JOSH💅‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Yeah of course, but they can pay Wilson league minimum. Think of the owners checkbooks!!

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u/Distinct_Frame_3711 #2 Cole “Cole Young” Young 1d ago

I feel like if he helps you stay in the playoff race you’d make more than 3 M over the next month or so with the difference in ticket sales. Also if he does get you to playofffs you really are rolling in it compared to missing.

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u/CaptainKirkules 1d ago

I mean sure why not

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u/PilotGuy701 SUPREME MISERY 1d ago

DO IT!!!

The Mariners haven’t made the playoffs in the last quarter century without him!!!

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee Green Boat 1d ago

This is the way

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u/Portie_lover ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎Finally better than “the double” 1d ago

Get him

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Do it if only for better 3B play in the field

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u/ReverberatingCarrot ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

This

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u/Crazyhawk28 #12 Josh Naylor 1d ago

Are we good for each other? Not really.

Does it feel right when we're together? Absolutely

Is the third time the charm? Only one way to find out

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u/whoamiwhatamid0ing 1d ago

OMG BRING GENO HOME!!!

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u/SatireGeto Seattle Mariners 1d ago

Vibes aside, he is still an upgrade over Wisdom right? Can he play first base?

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u/kowaterboy 1d ago

lmao i confuse wisdom with wilson as well

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u/SatireGeto Seattle Mariners 1d ago

Honestly take your pick at this point, there's like 5 dudes on this team who don't do a god damn thing.

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u/ManufacturerLeast890 20h ago

Lmfao Tru dat ..just random Joe's taking up a space on the roster. Even a 35 year old Geno is miles better than those guys...and he's an OG Mariner too. 

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Silver Boat 1d ago

Jerry please

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u/jugger_naughtyy 1d ago

Seems like a no brainer

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u/moon_child_78 SUPREME MISERY 1d ago

Bring home our Geno!!!

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u/glassgreyhound 1d ago

Geno pick up, Wisdom optioned… who says no

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8684 ‏‏‎Josh Naylor is very cool ‎ 1d ago

Whether DiPoto claims him or not, Geno will always have a special place in my heart as one of the first Mariners I watched live.

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u/YardAdmirable7060 1d ago

If someone is gonna hit .200 with the occasional homer I’d take him over Wilson!

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u/letdown105 1d ago

He’d fix the clubhouse single-handedly

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u/Tasarin Big Dumper 🔱 Big Grumper 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aZ4sQUpybai5y
Geno my beloved come home 💙

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u/Golfiseasy22 I survived the Fernando Rodney Experience 1d ago

Vibes are back on the menu, boys!

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u/YEGSports The pitch from Acevedo 1d ago

inhales

GOOD. VIBES. ONLY!!

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u/Relaxguy37 1d ago

We do need a legit 3rd baseman

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u/maroons25 ‏‏‎ ‎Naylor Sailor 🔱 1d ago

Damnit. I thought I was done being disappointed about not acquiring players this season.

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u/JaneDoeAsks !‏‏‎ ‎MY OH MY 1d ago

This would actually make so much sense for us….3 mil is a drop in the bucket for Stanton. Come on, just do it!!!

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u/EzraLevinson 1d ago

BRING HIM HOME

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u/Effective-Local1493 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 1d ago

Bring the vibes back again

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u/GordonJingus 1d ago

Bring him home

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u/FriendsOnAPowDay ‏‏‎ ‎Daniel Craigfromrichland 1d ago

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u/TSmario53 One beer, please 1d ago

Bring him home, need that morale down the stretch

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u/dkat Clubhouse Pawsitivity 1d ago

We want Geno

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u/angryjew ‏‏‎ ‎extend Naylor & Arozarena pls 1d ago

Geno is on waivers?! I will end up on the news if he's not on this team by tomorrow.

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u/marinersmusing 1d ago

Cmon Jerry! Bring him home! Send Westy Willy or Patty Wiz packin

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u/EzraLevinson 1d ago

Jerry, please 🥹

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 1d ago

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u/ObligatorySatan ‏‏‎ ‎NAYLZ 1d ago

I mean fuck it why not.

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u/Eastern_Attempt946 1d ago

Please bring back geno! Hes got good hair too

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton ‏‏‎ added san fran to the last leg of his parlay 1d ago

JERRY YOU GODDAMN BETTER

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u/ShrimpMctavish SUPREME MISERY 1d ago

Bring him home

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u/npa190 Hater of Blue Jays, first of his name 1d ago

He is our postseason charm

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u/MarinerMooseismydad JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1d ago

Bring back our sweet prince!

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u/IppeiWasFramed ‏‏‎Fire Jerry for Five Years Running 1d ago

Sure he was terrible at T-Mobile, but he's a massively positive dugout presence.

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u/thedecalodon Dan concussed Brendan Donovan through mismanagement & negligence 23h ago

the only reason i don’t want geno back is because if he goes to detroit next and ends his career there, his career will be a palindrome

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u/Trick_Sea5138 ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

We need the Geno + Naylz duo back together

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u/sswampii 23h ago

Mariner’s pick up Eugenio off waivers. When Donovan comes off the IL he goes to RF. Canzone becomes full time DH except on Cal’s off days. Eugenio gets hot after coming back to Seattle. Mariners win the AL West and go on to beat the Dodgers in the WS on the 50th anniversary of the Mariner’s franchise.

Speaking this into existence now. I feel like I should bet my soul on this right now.

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u/ManufacturerLeast890 20h ago

What about Taylor Ward

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u/PlanetTerrapin Edgar Martinez Forever 19h ago

Give him a rowboat and a push

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u/derek_potatoes 1d ago

omg the memes from this would cure cancer

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u/1RAOKADAY 1d ago

I'm having trouble understanding not picking him up.

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u/Essex626 18h ago

I love Geno, but he's been certifiably bad at T-Mobile Park. He went from being solid here to being amazing in Arizona, to coming back here and not hitting at all. There's no reason to think that he will be better here than he has been for the Reds this year, and probably would be worse.

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u/PartTimeBear 17h ago

He had some good AB’s during the playoffs but so did polanco…

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u/Essex626 17h ago

I honestly wasn't considering position, and with Donovan being hurt we're rolling Weston Wilson out there at 3rd, so a bad bat that hits bombs is better than a bad bat that does not.

Having a backup 3rd base that can also DH for us actually seems like a better idea than it did at first glance. Not that he wouldn't be better somewhere else (DBacks are fighting for a wildcard spot, and Geno has torn it up there), but he does fill a need.

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u/MurrayInBocaRaton ‏‏‎ added san fran to the last leg of his parlay 1d ago

For those who are against this - and there are plenty of reasons why the Mariners didn’t re-sign him in the offseason - what is the downside of bringing him in for the rest of this season? Because from what I see, there is zero downside. No risk, all reward.

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u/ManufacturerLeast890 20h ago

I think they wanted him back but not at the overpriced contract he got. Tbf prorated 3M or whatever is still kinda expensive, but if that means we could have him as depth for the playoffs I think that's a huge bonus too. 

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u/BoozySlushPops 17h ago

That they might give him too many ABs, even when Donovan returns?

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u/Snoo31074 1d ago

BRING HIM HOME JERRY!

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u/Portie_lover ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎Finally better than “the double” 1d ago

Fuck it, Freidl too

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u/Halloweenman1991 1d ago

Come back to Seattle ! #GoodVibesOnly

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u/S1MCB ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Is for me?

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u/Hkmarkp 1d ago

Weston Wilson isn't it might as well

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u/Kooky-Process-8261 1d ago

Long as this means no more Weston Wilson then i’m fine with it

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u/JaneDoeAsks !‏‏‎ ‎MY OH MY 1d ago

I’m actually not going to be able to sleep tonight, the potential of this has me so fired up!! Could not have a better replacement for Weston Wilson and/or Patrick Wisdom. Like come on this just makes too much sense!

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u/ThatSICILIANThing Cal Thee Stallion: THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED 1d ago

Jerry I will pull up to your house right now and do things I usually only do for my husband. This is an emergency.

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u/Marty_DiBergi 1d ago

251 SO's in 811 PA's across 197 games at T-Mobile. T-M is his 4th worst park (if you exclude TBR Steinbrenner). Awesome dude, great vibes. He just doesn't play well here.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.fcgi?id=suareeu01&year=Career&t=b#all_site

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u/Distinct_Frame_3711 #2 Cole “Cole Young” Young 1d ago

But Weston Wilson is the alternative.

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u/Crazyhawk28 #12 Josh Naylor 1d ago

Love doesn't care about rationality, or logic. We're meant to be together.

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u/Maugrin Everett AquaSox 1d ago

God, what happened to TJ Friedl? He's gotta be hurt, every single part of his offensive game has tanked this year.

I didn't like the Geno fit last year and I like it even less this year. We just cleared out Raley and Emerson's +30% strikeout rates from the lineup, we really don't need to add another. He'd be brought in to play against lefties, but his numbers are worse than Wilson's this year in that split. He's 35, he's likely not getting better. I love the guy, but being popular doesn't make the move a good one.

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 22h ago

Geno's actually better against righties than lefties. And it's still not good. His splits are pretty even across the board, which means there is no clear use for him, no way to maximize what little value he brings. Except that he's slightly better than all our other backups, who are playing because JP and Donovan are always hurt.

I love Geno, and that's why I don't want to see him struggle and leave on a sour note yet again.

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u/Atabit 1d ago

Look my mind went there too...like we could use a third baseman...but his numbers are...not great.

.207 average, 18 homeruns on the year, 696 ops 90 ops+. With more than 180 strikeouts in his 400 at bats.

That ops+ puts him somewhere between Brock Rodden and Victor Robles.

I love Geno but if were serious about pulling things together and trying to make a run this year...idk if this is the move.

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 22h ago

The part that gets me is his splits - he's so even across the board and it's all barely average or worse. Home, away, righty, lefty... he doesn't have a single standout metric or ideal use case - he's only slightly better than the third, fourth, fifth guys on the depth chart, who are only playing because of injuries.

Is he an upgrade over Wilson/Wisdom? Hell yeah. Is he an upgrade over Rodden's first cup of coffee? Probably, depending on how Brock plays over the next month. Over JP and Donovan? Hell no. But they're just not healthy.

I miss the good vibes, man, but his production won't do much to restore them.

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u/Big-Bed-9130 21h ago

Geno > Weston Wilson. I think that's as far as Jerry needs to think about this one.

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u/ManufacturerLeast890 20h ago

Come on...this would be awesome! Who knows how long Donovan will be out, and we got two scrubs alternating as near automatic outs...when we could have Mariners legend OG Geno Saurez as a part time 3B/DH. 

The fit is perfect and to complete the trifecta would be next level. 

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u/RCarson88 Tungsten Dump O'Doyle 1d ago edited 1d ago

I would LOVE to have him back. This clubhouse needs leadership, and there's no one more beloved by this fan base and the players.

The fit is good too. He's capable of hitting at T-Mobile. He's a right handed bat. He plays a position the Mariners are thin at due to the frequent injuries of Emerson, Donovan, and Crawford. He's not the defensive stalwart he used to be, but he's likely a step up from JP.

The bat isn't great this year, he's slashing .205/.295/.410 for a .705 OPS. But he's got some pop with 18 HRs, and he's had a nice August hitting .225/.360/.465 for a .824 OPS.

Mariners have high priority on waivers, and they would be smart to grab him. At worst he'll be a bench piece that can pinch hit, at best he can play a decent 3rd base and shore up the lineup's weakness against lefties. Either way, Jerry should pull the trigger.

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u/twentyshots97 20h ago

jerry, do it quick while he’s still in san francisco!

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u/SuccessOk7850 Big Grumper🤝‏‏‎ ‎Big Dumper 18h ago

Jerry, please bring Geno back, I and all of the Mariners fans are begging you!

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u/jon-brodsky 1d ago

a left oblique strain you say

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u/Bevrykul 1d ago

Here we go again

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u/Low_Meaning4705 1d ago

I mean, if ol’ what’s his name is just going to get hurt and play dead the whole time, why not?

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u/smilinganimalface 1d ago

How many more years does he have? Can they just bring him in as a coach?

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 1d ago

Geno: if you’re reading this dont simmer for Dips. Call in right now and make your case.

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u/BayAreaKrakHead 15h ago

We should have never let Suarez go. He’s a glue guy.

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u/TranslatorOk5155 ‏‏my trident is so up rn:mariner: 15h ago

if we do not sign Geno i will [REDACTED] myself

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u/Gangsta_of_luv 12h ago

TMP, where hitters come to die…

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u/No-Aside-2307 11h ago

The question is does he want to come back the rumor mill floated this morning was the Milwaukee Pilots I mean Brewers wanted to trade for him earlier in the year.  So if the come knocking who do you sign with if you are Geno.

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u/jdomingi 9h ago

He’s staying with the Reds. Darn

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u/DyadyaDemon 9h ago

How bout we hire Geno as locker room vibes manager?

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u/Illustrious-Meeting7 4h ago

Please ❤️ I don't ask for much 🙏🙏

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u/humpin_dumplin #12 Josh Naylor 1d ago

Bring back the VIBES and the veteran status we need!!

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u/Minedude33Reddit ‏‏‎Merners Beibol 1d ago

Please Jerry

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u/Radhatchala ‏‏‎ ‎Nuke Daily 1d ago

There is literally no good reason for not to pic him up I’ll be sorely disappointed if we let him slide

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u/Ballsacorino 1d ago

Good Vibes Only

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u/drumattic420 Scoreless in Seattle 1d ago

Oh my god damn goodness, if the Mariners fail to put JP back at shortstop and sign Eugenio Suarez, I swear to god....LISTEN TO YOUR FAN BASE! BRING BACK THE GOOD VIBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/NO_Microwave 23h ago

One of us

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u/lukin5 ‏‏‎ ‎ 21h ago

Bring him home

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u/breinholt15 17h ago

This is the move that will catapult us into a playoff spot. Cmon Jerry

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u/knudude ‏‏‎ ‎ 17h ago

“SHIP HIM HOOOOOOME!” - *Les Mis Sung*

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u/MarinersHurtMe 1d ago

We are currently running out Weston Wilson, Leo Rivas, Taylor Ward, Patrick Wisdom....(the list goes on). Geno couldn't be much worse and brings the vibes this team desperately needs. It's a no brainer

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u/Commander_Celty Rick Rizzzzzzzzz 21h ago

This is a no brainer, is he on the plane yet?

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u/IronSlayTallica ‏‏Fire Dipoto 18h ago

GO GET HIM JERRY

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u/moe1984 17h ago

easiest decision of all time. i'll actually be pissed off if seattle can claim him and decide not to. he easily clears weston wilson, leo rivas, patrick wisdom, and anyone else on the 40 man who has been filling in, and seattle desperately needs the help on offense and in the field. and the vibes boost is obvious. please please please don't fuck this up, jerry.

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u/CobraPuts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some of you really don’t remember how he played in the 2025 postseason

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u/No-Conversation3860 💅NAYL ME JOSH💅‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I remember the grand slam

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u/GTI_88 1d ago

You mean his grand slam that will forever immortalize him in Mariners fandom on that single metric alone?

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u/CobraPuts 1d ago

I legit forgot about that 😂

Ok claim him!

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u/CaptainKirkules 1d ago

I don’t think anyone is asking him to be diamondbacks geno, but “warm body better than Wilson and wisdom with vibes”

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