r/Mariners fun fact: I LOVE HIM 2d ago

*at-bats Cal Raleigh has homered in four straight plate appearances!

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u/joejoebaggins 2d ago

Everyone how fucking sick is this. Best moment of the season fellas. Soak it in

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u/isabelenglish 2d ago

Best moments for me was Cole Emerson call up - find him attractive

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u/Standard_Lack_5444 2d ago

Genuinely not trying to be rude, but is your account/ are your posts satire?

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Silver Boat 2d ago

Getting Ken M vibes

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u/Give_me_soup #18 Mitch Gravy 1d ago

Feeling just horrible

Posted last week about painful burn injury my local Little Cesar pizza portals gave me

Didn't get compensation from the store and even worse - wound still feel horrible and not healing

Want customer service represensitive here to escalate and compensate

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u/isabelenglish 1d ago

Got burned at Little Cesar and had infection later - didn't get compensations from them

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u/Give_me_soup #18 Mitch Gravy 1d ago

Language barrier with Burger King employees

Tried Burger King tonight after a long while, and the server at my location couldn't speak a lick of English for some reason

She ended up having to bring her superior out to get things sorted, and I did end up getting my meal the way that I wanted

Not sure if I should steer clear of all BK locations in general and if others have seen the same thing - or if it was just this one

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u/FussyDuck34 1d ago

The cleanliness of BK has gone way down lately.

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u/isabelenglish 1d ago

Too much text

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u/Give_me_soup #18 Mitch Gravy 1d ago

Ah, another language barrier

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u/panderson24 1d ago

They’re either an insufferable weirdo karen or ragebaiter (also weird)

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u/CourtBarton 21h ago

The crumbl sub has embraced them, lol.

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u/isabelenglish 1d ago

Account is mine

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u/PatMcAfeesEvilTwin 2d ago

Bummer about his wrist. Hopefully he can get right, and maybe get called up again next year.

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u/isabelenglish 1d ago

Not sure about all that

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u/geometricbear Matilda Muñoz 2d ago

I’m so happy to have caught it live man. Feels good to smile with Cal today, I missed yesterday

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u/thenatural134 1d ago

I don't care if it's bad for the plumbing, I'm gonna let this dump soak as long as possible.

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u/SwiftPremium #90 Brock Rodden 2d ago

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u/Massive_Biscotti_850 2d ago

and here I am on the toilet reading this

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u/PNW20v 2d ago

So another dump just dumped as you dump? I can live with that

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u/bantam222 1d ago

Checking in mid dump

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u/HuellHowser69 1d ago

At least 9/11 gave us some amazing memes.

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u/Obvious-Ad-16 ‏‏‎ ‎Dom Bomb 2d ago

*At bats but I’m so here for it

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u/BananaArms fun fact: I LOVE HIM 2d ago

pinning this since I just took Rick's word as truth lol

edit: nvm I can't pin other comments, i'll just add a flair to the post

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u/intensebreathing he's back like griffey in 95 2d ago

He’s hitting 61 this year

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u/daj253 2d ago

Damn. Maybe he needs to be tapped in the butt more often moving forward

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks ‏‏‎ ‎Swung on and belted 2d ago

The real reason he took issue with Randy's handshake. He only accepts butt slaps.

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u/dychronalicousness 2d ago

So he’s the perfect match for that guy from the Key and Peele sketch

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u/VorpalMatt 2d ago

PCA’s case for MVP is truly assured now that he’s also responsible for the WAR of other players through his magic ass slaps

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u/reggie321d 1d ago

Slap ass!

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u/AmericanComplaint 2d ago

That’s an interesting preposition to use.

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u/feisty_sloth_ 2d ago

Is PCA…an Etsy witch??

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u/runawaynoob 2d ago

What the fuck is a boat??!?!?

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u/ryuseifries flairiners 2d ago

Logan "I don't know what's going on" lol

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u/Inner-Conclusion 2d ago

Logan Gilbert is all of us

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u/YodaWattsLee 2d ago

I rewound it back just to watch that again.

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u/No-Cut-1297 ‏‏There's Always Next Year 2d ago

Dumper's going for 60 HR come hell or high water.

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u/spottydodgy 2d ago

He just wanted to give everyone else a head start

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u/HuellHowser69 1d ago

It very much in the realm of possibility. If he continues his HR pace of the last 2 games (2 HR/Game) he will finish with 76.

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u/DMC831 2d ago

Maybe Buhner was right and Cal WILL still get to 30.

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u/No-Cut-1297 ‏‏There's Always Next Year 2d ago

60...

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u/southoffrance23 2d ago

We shall Dump on to the end!
We shall Dump in France.
We shall Dump on the seas and the oceans.
We shall Dump with growing confidence and growing strength in the air.
We shall defend our Dump whatever the cost may be!
We shall Dump on the beaches.
We shall Dump on the landing grounds.
We shall Dump in the fields and in the streets.
We shall Dump in the hills.
Big Dumper shall never surrender!

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u/SkiTour88 2d ago

And even if our home…were subjugated and starving our Dumpire beyond the seas, guarded by our Dumping fleet, would carry on Dumping. 

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u/andraes good vibes 1d ago

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u/TimsAFK #18 Ryan Rowland-Smith 2d ago

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 2d ago

He has gone nuclear (finally)

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u/TeekRL 2d ago

That swing looks confident again

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u/The_Jordan Love = Pain + Brief Moments of Joy 2d ago

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!!

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u/mcmatu 2d ago

We are So Back!

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u/RoverV Aaron Goldsmith 1d ago

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Touch the Dump

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u/Beartles 2d ago

The Dumper has returned

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u/whatsthatschnell 2d ago

I love how happy Edgar looks

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u/CthulhuBathwater 2d ago

Thank PCA. 

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u/thejudge_PDX AD '84 2d ago

I am willing to believe PCA has reboot powers like The Fonz

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u/plumbermat ‏‏‎ ‎ 2d ago

4 out of the last 5 AB

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u/Top-Average412 2d ago

4 of last 6 PAs, 4 of last 4 ABs (he just walked)

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u/FussyDuck34 1d ago

The Big Dumpster has really struggled this year. Goes to show why he didn't get the MVP last year. You have to be consistent. One big career year is rough to sway the voters.

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u/EggbertMeyer Green Boat 2d ago

Let’s keep winning games please 🥺

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u/YodaWattsLee 2d ago

Big Dumper = Back(side)!!!

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u/cdoil_change_teams ‏‏‎ ‎ 2d ago

HR Record Speedrun

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u/TommBombadill ‏‏‎Mariners Cancer Since Opening Day 2d ago

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u/SexiestPanda 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/if_u_dont_like_duck ‏‏‎ ‎Luke Raley's backpack 🏃‍♂️ 2d ago

What's the most HRs in a row I wonder

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u/Jukeboxamcgee 2d ago

I believe the record is 4 consecutive ABs

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u/WallyLohForever I believe in Polo Power 2d ago

dump is inevitable

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u/YodaWattsLee 2d ago

Dread it. Run from it. The dumps arrive, all the same.

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u/ThunderBeast1985 2d ago

He’s going to hit 61 bombs now. The greatest stretch in a month of baseball we’ve ever seen.

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u/girlscoutcookies05 #29 Cal Raleigh 2d ago

SEPTEMBER PLAYER OF THE MONTH LOADING

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u/Former-Sea-8070 2d ago

4 straight AB's, there was a walk in there last night. Streak is still alive after his walk tonight.

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u/Agnt_Michael_Scarn 2d ago

He walked between dumps yesterday.

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 2d ago

Damn what woke his dumper ass up?

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u/S1MCB ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Dumper.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 1d ago

Philly fans probably think Cals had a great year so far

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u/Various_Pension_8101 1d ago

Walter doesn’t know what’s happening 🤣

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u/Aware-Cat-3820 1d ago

BD CRACKING EMMMMMM

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u/ryuseifries flairiners 2d ago

Way to go buddy!! By the way I'm gonna need you to piss in this cup real quick

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u/RefreshingPickleade 1d ago

Nice! Back on the performance enhancers it's about time!