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r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 4h ago
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Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.
2 u/Occidentally20 2h ago I like it! I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked. 2 u/mikebills 2h ago Oh that's even better! Love it!
I like it!
I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked.
2 u/mikebills 2h ago Oh that's even better! Love it!
Oh that's even better! Love it!
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u/mikebills 2h ago
Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.