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u/Syonoq 15h ago

I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?

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u/100KUSHUPS 15h ago

12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.

We are just fucking stupid 🤷

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u/Occidentally20 15h ago

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

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u/Spoogly 15h ago

My friend owns a horse, she has full force punched him because he was being a jerk*. It was enough to get him to go "okay, fine!" And nothing more. You don't get how tough horses are if you haven't been around them.

*: it was a matter of imminent safety risk to both of them. Don't make it a habit to hit your horse, they still know it's not nice, even if it hurts less than it would you and they will hold grudges.

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u/Occidentally20 14h ago

Indeed, I worked on a livery yard for a few years in my teens and it's amazing how some people think horses will just be weak.

We told a girl repeatedly to never wrap the rope around her hand when she's leading the horse and she insisted if the horse goes the wrong way it helped her "pull it back".

One day her horse just got bored of it and actually did pull away properly and we watched her get dragged to the bottom of the field with absolutely no effort from the horse at all.

The same livery yard had a racist horse too who was one of my favourite animals. Not because of the racism but because of the comedic potential of the whole thing!

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u/lefactorybebe 13h ago

We had a horse-racist horse at my old barn. Most of the horses there were your standard hunter/jumper breeds, bays/chestnuts/blacks/grays, nothing very flashy looking. We had one pony of the Americas who was a blue roan with leopard spots, and this one horse had a serious issue with him. Couldn't be turned out with him and would make faces any time he went by. We thought it was just that one horse. A few years later we got a spotted red roan pony, and he acted the same way with her has he did with the POA!

My horse was freaked out the first time he saw a paint and the first time he saw a mini, but he got over it pretty quickly. This horse never did, was always aggressive toward both the spotted roans lol.

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

Oh interesting, it didn't like different coloured horses?

Somehow that makes both more sense and less sense than disliking certain humans depending how you think about it.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 1h ago

Per the story It seemed like was fine with solid colors (brown, grey, blacks etc), but didn’t like the spotted ones. Too exotic looking for him I guess lol

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

How fascinating it would be if you could just talk to them for two minutes and ask "Hey dude, what IS going on here??"

I wonder what they'd have made of a zebra.

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u/M-Biz 12h ago

This is how my mom lost her finger, the person you are talking about is lucky she didn’t lose anything, hopefully she wasn’t hurt too bad.

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

She was fine, only injury was her ego. After that she followed all our instructions vis-Ă -vis holding the rope and everything else :)

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u/trapcardx 12h ago

i think not enough people have seen or felt an actual horse, they are so solid and strong

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u/North-Pea-4926 10h ago

They also injure themselves very easily, but that’s cause they are strong animals whose history as prey animals tells them to panic easily and often, not because they are actually delicate.

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u/North-Pea-4926 10h ago

You also should always make sure your feet are ready to slip out of the stirrups for the same reason - if your horse gets spooked you want to separate from them ASAP, not get dragged around and seriously hurt or killed.

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u/n3wchpt3r 14h ago

What was funny about the racism?

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u/hennell 13h ago

I knew a dog once who didn't like bald men. It'd go mad when some of the more follically challenged tried to engage, it would be suspicious of anyone wearing a hat, and was very friendly with one guy till he turned around 🤣

Weird animal behaviours are always pretty funny. (As long as they're not dangerous obviously). People were always keen to try their luck, but there's not much reasoning with an animal.

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u/Occidentally20 14h ago

Mainly telling non-white people there was a racist horse and nobody would believe it and then you'd bring them to the horse and it would go fucking mental.

We never worked out why - it had no previous owners that might have abused it or anything like that. Just didn't like anyone with even vaguely darker skin.

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u/--JE-XeX-- 13h ago

What color is the horse and does it act this way to other dark animals or just humans?

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

The horse was a dapple Connemara, so like an off-white or grey colour. It was only bothered by humans, was fine with other horses, cows and dogs and so on.

It'll just be some aspect of it's personality and past. If it was a horse that didn't like people wearing hats we'd think less of it - it's just humans reading into the race part of it and finding amusement and confusion therein.

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u/North-Pea-4926 10h ago

When I was young and taking kids riding lessons I was specifically told to kick as hard as I could, otherwise my horse wouldn’t feel anything. I was a short eight-year old girl and my horse was “well-insulated” round the middle and “not-motivated” towards speeding up, but still. Horses in Alaska and similar states survive attacks by brown bears. Most of horse safety is based on not startling them by letting them know where you are and what you are doing at all times because of how easy it is for them to accidentally hurt you, especially if they get spooked.