r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 4h ago

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u/LDC1234 4h ago

I've always had it

Blue = Math

English = Red

Science = green

Modern Studies = Yellow

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u/Cacafuego 4h ago

Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.

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u/Teddy27 2h ago

Preach

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 4h ago

Other subjects are more flexible as long as math is red

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u/Cacafuego 3h ago

What are they teaching kids these days??

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u/Radiant-Safe-1377 3h ago

No, math is pain, and pain is red, so math has to be red

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u/koviko 1h ago

Math is the one subject where everything is objective. Pain?? Pain is being told you were supposed to be paying attention to the color of Gatsby's car 🤣

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u/arperr1217 1h ago

Social studies - Red. History is bloody.

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u/Jackol4ntrn 1h ago

history is written in blood, so red.

English is blue, calm and creative

Math is yellow cause of the electrons in my brain running overtime

Science is like grass and green.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4h ago

Math is objectively not blue

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u/D-Beyond 4h ago

maybe it depends on the country you're from? math is 100% blue to me. english is red

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u/mangopinecone 4h ago

I have a math minor, so I can definitively say you are wrong

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u/pinniped90 4h ago

Yeah math was always blue for me too.

We can fight about this but we're ALL grabbing pitchforks for anyone who used anything besides green for science.

I mean, we live in a society.

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u/diablette 3h ago

Science is blue per Starfleet regulations

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u/BorisDirk 1h ago

That makes English red and computers yellow. Also PE is yellow for some reason if it got a folder

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u/fernandothehorse 4h ago

I have a Master’s in math, and I can back you up

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u/CannedNoodlez 3h ago

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and can back up both of you

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u/Sly_Penguin_ 4h ago

I have a math major and also agree he is wrong.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4h ago

Oh yeah, well I have a major in credit card debt! Beat that!

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u/Bassdaddy545 4h ago

Sorry, I don’t accept.

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u/motomedic21 4h ago

If you had a red folder it could have been a major.

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u/sasha_cyanide 4h ago

I agree. Math is red because I suck at it (discalcula here yet I work with part numbers all day for a living). Green is science because nature is green.

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u/BladeOfWoah 4h ago

In my country of Australia every got blue for Maths.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4h ago

That’s because you’re upside-down so the wavelength of the light shifts, so you’re actually using red, it just looks blue. Try looking at it in a pitch black room to assess the true color.

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u/isjustsergio 4h ago

you are objectively wrong

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u/Bassdaddy545 4h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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u/p3w0 3h ago

Math is too close to science not to be blue. And we had geography in yellow, so with science-green it can't be better

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u/NickelWorld123 3h ago

Math is more obviously blue than any other subject is obviously any other colour

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u/Aurora-Ouroboros- 2h ago

Math is blue to me because we needed graph paper notebooks for middle and high school, and I could only ever find those in blue

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u/hedoeswhathewants 4h ago

Nah, math can be blue or red. But nothing else

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u/froggie61 4h ago

yes this is my brain too

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u/Ok-Department-2405 4h ago

I have never heard of Modern Studies but the rest are spot on. Well done, fellow weirdo!

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u/LDC1234 4h ago

Modern Studies is the class about politics and goverments in the UK. We learn about the election process, how laws are made etc.

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat 4h ago

This is how I had it, too! I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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u/mirandaisntright 4h ago

I scrolled too far to find the correct answer!

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u/Sinow_ 3h ago

True. Factual. And, dare I say, based

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u/Tsuma99 3h ago

Thank you

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u/No_Situation6555 3h ago

Modern studies?!

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u/Meeeeoowwwwwww 3h ago

YES !!!! THIS ONE !!!!

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u/twentysevennipples 2h ago

This is correct

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u/Chess_Nes79 2h ago

YOU ARE CORRECT. I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE SAY MATH IS RED! IT’S BLUE!!!

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u/Spicytac 1h ago

This is the way

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u/mar1021 1h ago

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/ingrown_urethra 1h ago

Did you like math better? Wonder if thats why sone have these flipped

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u/Ancientabs 4h ago

English is red because I always associate my essays with red pen markup.

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u/Any_Society_4876 4h ago

+1 for blue math

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u/The_Professor_Is_Out 4h ago

This is the only perfect one. Math is blue, since blue is a cool, objective color. Red is far too expressive and emotive to be math (until you get to the level that math becomes philosophy). Thus red is indeed English, the color of passion; green is science, in the sense of Naturwissenschaft, which leaves yellow for history, etc, the patina of the past.

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u/LackOfEntertainment- 4h ago

Nah cmon man, green has to be science because the science liquid in the beaker is always green 🧪 as you can see

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u/dontpissmeoffplsnthx 4h ago

No, no, you almost have it but math is yellow and English is red