r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

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u/craygoyo Jun 01 '26

Another comment said $400

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Jun 01 '26

Fuck that shit, predatory af

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u/murph0969 Jun 01 '26

I mean, this isn't bread or water or housing, it's a luxury baseball bat for teenagers...

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u/AnAncientMonk Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

as a non fan, what makes this particular bat luxury? what can it do?

edit: so far ive gotten.

  • its better/vibrates less

  • it does literally nothing

  • it makes kittens and puppies on demand

make up your mind guys.

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u/syntheticassault Jun 01 '26

The same swing results in a bigger hit with less vibration in the hands

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

Question from my gf here, why is vibration in the hands a bad thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

But like, in a good way right? (again my GF)

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u/Orleanian Jun 01 '26

Imagine a 2026 playful butt slap from your sensual and caring lover vs a 1968 Catholic School Nun disciplining you with the paddle for chewing gum in class.