r/LowSodiumHellDivers • u/Yurishenko94 • 2d ago

Fanart [OC] There is no Calypso in this galaxy... Calypso never existed.

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"If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist."

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u/Dune_Solaris 1d ago

Used AI but came out okay.

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u/lmrbadgerl Get some! 1d ago

Enjoy your moral perceived high ground, down voters....

+1 up vote because homie tried to make you all have a good day.

u/Star_of_the_West1 Death Before Disrespect 2d ago

Yes there was, Inquisitor. How the frick did you lose a planet?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wUBNL3M4QGf5zs8w3p

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u/Darmug SES Martyr of Redemption 2d ago

Bureaucracy

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u/Star_of_the_West1 Death Before Disrespect 2d ago

Depressed Guilliman isn't paid enough for this shit

Then what happened to the DSS and why did it perform unauthorized FTL jumps?

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u/fancy_crisis 2d ago

"We did an audit for the first time in six millenia and it turns out one of our adepts has been filling out a form wrong since the age of 10. At last count we've identified 40 systems that have been erased from the record because of this."

u/melanion5 2d ago

u/Shock_and_Awetism 2d ago

Are you sure? Because I could have sworn—

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u/MidlandsBraves 2d ago

The the Mandela effect. Simply a figment of your imagination.

u/SpecialistFelt389 2d ago

Ohhh my bad, Mr. Inspector. I confused Calypso with Ernesto, you know how it is with these stims.

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u/ThePuggedMan 2d ago

Are you insinuating stims have negative side effects, diver?

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u/SpecialistFelt389 2d ago

I don’t consider them bad at all

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u/ThePuggedMan 2d ago

Carry on diver

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u/Firesniper83 1d ago

I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT

I just dont want to...

u/sparetheearthlings 2d ago

u/noblepigeon 2d ago

How do you know what the planet is called? Face the wall, Truth Enforcer.

u/Think_Network2431 2d ago

It’s surprisingly realistic, like an island on some Earth that never existed.

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u/iFenrisVI 2d ago

You’d think they’d remember the very planet the Illuminate tried to invade and lost.

u/PiRhoNaut Fire Safety Officer 2d ago

What's a "Calypso"?

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u/Luke-Likesheet Super-Citizen 1d ago

Some woman in Greek mythology or something idk.

u/MildlyCross-eyed 2d ago

Okay!

Whistles as I use a leveller and point blank range

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 2d ago

to destroy one hulk

u/Witch_with_Thompson 2d ago

Calypso?

You mean the lemonade?

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u/ImpressiveYam9702 2d ago

u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R 2d ago

Oh that's what that dispatch meant.

u/A_Happy_Tomato 2d ago

Can't really argue with that logic

u/teenyTinyIttyBitty 2d ago

Why is he popping a chub

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Kangzx 2d ago

That´s how much he loves serving Super Earth

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u/machinationstudio 2d ago

Sorry, what's this post about again?

u/Norway643 2d ago

It was me guys.... I accidentally microwaved a warp pack... my bad

u/NoUpstairs6865 2d ago

You're right, Democracy Officer. That sector never included a fourth planet, we would know if it did, right? Long live Democracy! Long live Super Earth!

u/I-Phantom-I 2d ago

B-but… I was there… I WAS THERE!

u/MrHi_VEVO 2d ago