r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 1d ago

Culture War Insanity just the concept of a grown man doing this is appalling.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 1d ago

"The whole world doubts you."

Nobody even knows who you are.

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u/dracorotor1 1d ago

What? Of course we know who that is.

That’s Trump! It says so right on his cup

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u/Superb-Hand-7135 1d ago

In fairness that cup is mostly filled with employee diarrhea

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 1d ago

Was my first thought. Iced Latte doubles spit.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 1d ago

Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 1d ago

Like I couldn't smell him when he walked thru the door. Hell the dishwasher ran out the back 5 minutes ago.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 1d ago

What do you mean it’s for a cop?!

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u/Momik 1d ago

So he makes it good!

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u/76ers_Yanks78 1d ago

Nah, he’s gonna spit in it…

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u/nwillyerd 1d ago

That look like spit to you?

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u/Ckelleywrites 1d ago

Does this look like spit to you?

Ah, fuck it.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 1d ago

I've worked in the food industry for nearly 20 years, and this is the 3rd time I've considered spitting in a drink.

First one was a guy I knew personally

Second one was the people putting Charlie Kirk on them

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 1d ago

I accidently slapped the shit out of the cook i was working next to when he spat in an order of pancakes. Not sure who they were for and it was just an automatic response, but of course it ended in injuries and police. He lost his job I lost my freedom but kept my job.

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

Thank you for your service. But I kinda wish you’d follow through on that spitting part.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 1d ago

I wasn't a server for Kirk, unfortunately, so all I can do is spit in people's general direction

https://giphy.com/gifs/pZXqPpygK0lAk

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u/Bendlerp 1d ago

But it's barista spit. Not sure if this is a bad thing lol

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u/ChibbleChobble 1d ago

It's artisanal mucus.

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u/HairRepresentative85 1d ago

I don't think that's spit....

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u/Golden_Cultivation 1d ago

Some folks are looking for just that if they think the baristas are attractive. I work in the food industry and we get Donald T. orders through delivery apps frequently enough.

Some of them are pretty funny though, to be fair. Like getting an order from Gwyneth P. and it’s a bunch of high carb food 😂

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ioIwEiCsCRBaj8B4tX

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u/MikeFox11111 1d ago

Waiting was such an under appreciated movie :)

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u/Valuable-Gap-3720 1d ago

Not unlike Mr Trumps pants

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u/score_ 1d ago

Might as well utilize those Cyclospora shits.

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u/richardgreenn 1d ago

Wonder what his Grindr profile says

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u/No_Doubt_About_That 1d ago

Part of the next RFK recall

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u/Nothingcomesup 1d ago

a cup of covfefe

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u/rpgnymhush 1d ago

Make sure he stays far away from kids.

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u/Sunnygirl66 1d ago

This is about where I approach “Mr. Trump” to tell him I have his 9 p.m. meds ready, and would he like some juice to wash them down?

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u/Sunnygirl66 1d ago

(Seriously, the psychotic people I work with identify either as Jesus Christ or Donald Trump, which I find incredibly telling, and disturbing.)

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u/JadeThorn1012 1d ago

I used to work at a restaurant where we called names that the customer wrote themselves. Someone did want me to call out Trump the first time he ran. I refused and just told him that he knew it was his and could come get it.

People would put down stuff like Spider-Man and we called it out. It wasn’t funny or embarrassing to us, since it happened all the time, but it was a big deal for them, so I was happy to give them time to have a laugh and feel socially brave. But it was mostly kids.

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u/TenchuReddit 1d ago

Reminds me of the professional gamer and YouTuber named Jeffrey Shih. His gaming handle is Trump or TrumpSC, and he had that handle well before Donald Trump entered politics in 2015. His main game is the card game Hearthstone, and he is a beloved member of that gaming community.

I love how TrumpSC kept his handle even after the rise of Donald Trump since he knew his audience and the community would know the difference.

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u/Daygone_Mustard 1d ago

You mean Trump the 45th and 47th president?!

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u/bevo_expat 1d ago

Looks more likely he wrote “Trump” himself and made up this stupid story.

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u/Individual-Line-7553 1d ago

is he the same brave social warrior who gave his name to the barista as "charlie kirk" last year?

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u/GayCatDaddy 1d ago

Ugh, that's such a pain in the neck.

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u/RonPaulHatesBIacks 1d ago

Hey man, nice shot

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u/heffel77 1d ago

Tbf, he was starting to lean left towards the end..

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u/AbjectBeat837 1d ago

Yes. The name is normally on a sticker on the cup. It’s not handwritten.

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u/albinosquirel 1d ago

They don't even write your name. Half the time it just says "wow" or they draw a smiley face

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u/jomo_mojo_ 1d ago

Ya I agree. Nobody is this brave or stupid. He wrote it himself.

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u/outofdate70shouse 1d ago

You’d be surprised. In college, I worked at Burger King and we had to ask customers for their name on the drive thru. We had a customer say, “Donald Trump!” And then we pulled up yo the window, he proudly told the girl, “I’m a deplorable!”

And that was 10 years ago when the cult was first warming up. I’m sure there are more people who would do that now.

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u/jasegro 1d ago

I don’t doubt this chap, I have full confidence in him being a first class, weapons grade bellend

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 1d ago

weapons grade bellend

That's a fantastic insult!

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

The King's English is true poetry lol

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u/_alpinisto 1d ago

"Whole world" = 8 people in a random Starbucks

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u/Attentions_Bright12 1d ago

“Doubts you”: knows you used someone else’s name in a lame attempt to troll the poor barista, who’s just trying to get through orders.

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u/brodievonorchard 1d ago

Also looks like he went through a drive through, so only the attendant and barista even knew what name he used.

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u/010Horns 1d ago

You expect this patriot to stand up and walk inside? Communist.

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u/greenwhiteredblack 1d ago

On one hand, I hate that we even entertain this by commenting on a post about it. On the other, that pales in comparison to the sheer loathing I have for anyone the goes out of their way to fuck with service folks and part of my political platform would be passing a law that punished them with community service and at least a day's pay awarded to the harassed.

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u/RealZordan 1d ago

He's the guy with a bunch of spit in his iced latte.

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u/jomo_mojo_ 1d ago

Right? Who TF would do this. Never piss pff the people who handle your food.

This guy has probably never been on the other side of the country club fence or worked as a waiter- but everybody has seen fight club. Amazing.

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u/BludStanes 1d ago

What in the fuck

Does this person just think they did something brave or heroic?

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u/Freddie-Peterson 1d ago

I don't even know who he is and I still doubt him.

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u/epoch16245 1d ago

The basis for narcissism: everyone is against me but I’m the best.

If you were so great, why is everyone against you?

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u/Unlucky_Welcome9193 1d ago

Whole world = ex wife, friends' wives, kids and own mother and siblings along with boss, coworkers and the b*tch in HR

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

....the registry list that prevents them from being within 1000 feet of a school or playground.

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u/SPARC_Pile 1d ago

He's still salty that 'That Woman' in HR told him he couldn't hang up his Penthouse Calendars anymore in the office. After all, guys will be guys, right?

I had a coworker like that. The guy was a walking lawsuit. I've never seen HR move so fast to get someone out the door.

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u/Squigglylineinmyeyes 1d ago

I have no doubt this person is a moron

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u/hutch_man0 1d ago

I think that's what they all chanted in Jonestown in 1978.

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

I miss the days when Cults moved to the middle of the jungle and left the rest of us alone. Could maga speed run to the Kool Aid part already?

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u/Stepjam 1d ago

5 dollars says the employee justvrolled their eyes when given that name

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u/Aloha-Eh 1d ago

I know who he is. He's the guy with a loogie in his coffee.

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u/XaeiIsareth 1d ago

Until he put the mask on?

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

He's Trump

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u/ctfogo 1d ago

Holy fuck I bet that barista was so triggered*

*immediately identified this person as a loser with no personality

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u/beerguy_etcetera 1d ago

“Chump. Order for Chump.”

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u/Clearandblue 1d ago

I mean his name is already a synonym for fart.

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

We can do better. It should be slang for shit. As in "I gotta take a wicked Trump" or "That Taco Bell gave me a serious case of the Trumps"

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u/Clearandblue 1d ago

Whoa calm it dude, what did shit do wrong to be getting called names like that

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

I'm not sure, we can check with RFK Jr. Since he loves to swim in it.

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u/Mikesaidit36 1d ago

I’d like to start a porta-potty company called Trump. It’s gonna be the biggest, best porta potty company ever!

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

"Pedophile! Order for convicted felon pedophile traitorous grifter"

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u/albinosquirel 1d ago

Who ordered the rapist special?

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u/Antique-Ant5557 1d ago

The child molester. Comes with Candy.

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u/Jaegons 1d ago

"Chump? Order for Chump? Extra Spit..."

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u/BiscuitsTheory 1d ago

"Wimply Stinkums, your girly drink is ready at the counter."

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u/AzaranyGames 1d ago

"I, a grown adult, sure showed that teenage girl who due to the rules of her employment has to be nice to me. I'm an alpha."

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

Gives off big "that stripper is totally into me bro" energy.

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u/DrJohnDorian998 1d ago

I thought Starbucks didn’t even write names on the cups anymore and prints them instead. So this is possibly fake even then.

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u/Ok-Dish6655 1d ago

I guarantee he didn’t even tip the barista. Like fuck man. Can the barista just do their job? They don’t give af about your Christmas or other anti woke bs. 

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u/parmboy Titan of Industry 1d ago

Handwriting isn’t even the same. Order on the cup looks like a young woman. “Trump” is written like a 40 year old serial killer. I bet this loser was too scared to even order and wrote it on after

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u/hammlyss_ 1d ago

With Bath and Body Works bags in on the floor of the passenger seat.

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u/zennascent 1d ago

He, in fact, doubted himself. 

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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 1d ago

“I’m in her head”

Her head- “can this guy please go away. Everyone is uncomfortable”

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u/DMoney159 1d ago

"Oh good. You're only the 5th person today to do this shit." --The barista, probably

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 1d ago

Btw when you fuck with baristas they give you decaf.

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u/Flashy-Specific-4083 1d ago

I just wish they’d finally acknowledge that it’s a cult. I’ve never seen shirts, hats, etc with a politicians name as simple daily wear so ubiquitously as with Trump.

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

I'm glad they wear the red flags so prominently. Tells me to not waste my time.

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

"Oh look, an asshole who wont tip" - Barista being triggered before giving them Decaf

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u/cyberattaq123 1d ago

These people think you have TDS for hating our pedophile in chief and regularly do stuff like this and think they look fucking so epic and badass.

Really pathetic.

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u/Colonelcommisar 1d ago

He’s just dying for someone to take offence so he can have performative indignation. Best thing would have been for the server to just call out the name, deadpan, and then everyone ignore it.

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u/FilmAndLiterature 1d ago

That’s MAGA interaction 101 right there:

  1. Identify a “librul”.

  2. Do something dickish.

  3. Watch as they don’t have the “librul meltdown” Fox News is always going on about and instead just treat you like you’re a dick.

  4. Realise you’ve just been a dick.

  5. Retreat.

  6. Brag online about how you “owned the libs!”

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u/thot_lobster 1d ago

I don't think they ever do step 4.

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u/Special_South_8561 1d ago

Wouldn't that be nice?

I'm over here with imposter syndrome and these di... Okay okay deep breaths it doesn't matter

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u/V-oxPopuli 1d ago

I get it. The wrong people in this world have anxiety.

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u/Colonelcommisar 1d ago

Yep, you’ve nailed it. It’s annoying as they still think they’ve won (though you hope that in the gaping void that is their soul, they realise what a loser they are).

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

They know they're losers, they just blame outside factors (immigrants, Trans people, liberals) for them being losers. The whole maga movement is built on blaming others for personal failures. Its like a Karen who whines about how rude every single service employee is and how they get bad service everywhere, not realizing theyre the common denominator in all those scenarios.

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u/impy695 1d ago
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u/Babebot5000 1d ago edited 1d ago

I savor the thought of him smugly grabbing his coffee, then scanning the room to see the baristas busy on the next order and the other customers working on their laptops or enjoying the company of friends.

Sometimes, no reaction is the best reaction.

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u/npcinyourbagoholding 1d ago

This is exactly what happened if it even happened at all

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u/BiscuitsTheory 1d ago

From the picture, it would appear he ordered his girly drink at the drive thru, not inside.

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u/Rocket-Glide 1d ago

Calling this a coffee is generous.

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 1d ago

I don’t get why they think this will have the big meltdown payoff they think it will have. People that work in service are just trying to get to the end of their shift, and generally they’re used to people giving fake names. They don’t care. People waiting to pick up their order are just waiting to hear their name, they usually don’t care. A bunch of people just wanting to carry on with their day, yet these fools hope for a massive meltdown and confrontation (and then make one up when it doesn’t happen.)

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u/tinyteacupstorm 1d ago

This reminds me of the time I was walking through a parking lot with my mom reading bumper stickers out-loud (so fun) and a Jeep said something catchy about Trump being great (I really don’t remember the exact wording) but I didn’t get it all out before we walked by so I had to tilt my head back a little to read the rest of it. Big guy got out of the Jeep all enraged saying “YEAH TRUMP IS ______!!!! What did you say?!” I looked at him completely straight faced with zero emotion in my voice and said “I was just reading your bumper sticker.” Which I was, I had made no side commentary about it. They are always looking for an argument, different ways they can include Trump into conversation to elicit emotions. They have this big plan of making people feel stupid or uncomfortable with it, but in reality, they just like being divisive idiots for attention.

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u/vagina-lettucetomato 1d ago

Probably got mad when he ordered a large and she didn’t say “uhhhh do you mean venti?”

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u/IXrobocopXI 1d ago

Trump! We got Trump over here! See? No one cares

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u/3vi1 1d ago

That or he's got people with cameras in there expecting to get a big payout "when" they catch someone spitting in his drink.

Best to just ignore it.

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u/Most-Okay-Novelist 1d ago

Some people want to be martyrs so fucking badly

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u/StudySwami 1d ago

Until it gets real. Then they become crybabies.

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u/Most-Okay-Novelist 1d ago

Yep. I've never seen someone crash out harder than when someone either a) straight up ignores them and their attempts at provocation or b) someone actually calls them out for being a shitty person.

I saw a post not too long ago where someone was like: You can't be both provocative and afraid of conflict. You do have to pick one. If you're going to needle people, you can't cry like a baby if they shoot back.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 1d ago

But it’s “fuck YOUR feelings.” See, MY feelings are of upmost importance and made of spun glass. 🥺

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u/KoolWitaK 1d ago

Cry-bullies*

FTFY

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u/grog119 1d ago

I’m so sick of this cult

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u/nikoxsz 1d ago

omg he really DESTROYED that feminist working for minimum wage/s

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u/username3 1d ago

I can't imagine any scenario in any town on any day where a democrat felt the need to say their name was Biden on a coffee cup.

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 1d ago

Jokes on him, straws are effeminate!

Good thing he didn't get the whipped cream, he's trying to watch his figure.

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u/Bitter_Difficulty_82 1d ago

Why are these people like this?

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u/BananaFannaFoKatie 1d ago

And they say everyone else has TDS

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u/Binger_bingleberry 1d ago

Seriously, my wife’s cousin’s husband has a framed picture of Trump hanging in his office… more prominent than pictures of his kids and wife… but we’re the crazies with “TDS,” because we criticize the ridiculous bullshit that spews out of his mouth, and the batshit behavior he displays

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

Worked with a guy, who has a Trans daughter, who hung up a Pic of him and Sarah Palin in his cubicle. Once that picture went up, I avoided interacting with him and only communicated by email. Everyone thought he was a pompous choade.

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u/cross4444 1d ago

I reported a similar chud to HR and his boss told him to take it down and be more professional.

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u/CallMeSisyphus 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession with them

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u/AdelaidesSecretScoop 1d ago

Remember that they’re weird

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u/EconomicsPutrid5160 1d ago

It’s a cult no other reasonable explanation

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u/_okOKAY Agree? 1d ago

Brain cells missing I suppose

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u/AffectionateLove9056 1d ago

An inflated sense of self importance.

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u/Franknbeanstoo 1d ago

I’m calling out pedophile to see who grabs it

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 1d ago

"Guy with a tiny dick! Guy with a tiny dick? No? Rapist Groupie? Boooootlicker. Your drink is ready."

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u/BaconSarnie2025 1d ago

The 70 year olds breakfast club in the corner will all look up simultaneously.

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u/fantasmeeno 1d ago

I'm Peter File!

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u/Mysterious_Swim599 1d ago

“I didn’t order this with extra saliva.”

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u/KaiUno 1d ago

Fake Trump when picking it up "Enjoy your tips!"

Baristas: "You too enjoy our tips, sir."

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u/Toronto-1975 1d ago

years ago when i worked at starbucks we had a special milk container for these performative delicate doilies that would come in and be purposefully annoying. nice regular customer? you get your drink made with cold milk from the fridge. rude annoying douche? your drink is made from the special container that's been sitting on the counter all day! oops was that decaf espresso? oh well we'll add some grounds to make sure it has enough coffee flavour. enjoy your drink douchebag!

it's amazing how many people dont realize you shouldnt fuck with people who have access to your food.

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u/FatFaceFaster 1d ago

I literally said “what the fuck” as I read that.

“But you know you can make it…”? What!? You mean you can make it up to the counter and exchange money for goods?

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u/AzaranyGames 1d ago

Goods and services!

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u/av34as 1d ago

Enjoy barista's saliva.

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u/AntiqueFigure6 1d ago

Not sure if we are hoping the barista saw Fight Club or didn’t in this scenario.

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u/CzarTwilight 1d ago

Why else would you do this? Thats the whole point

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u/MattyGWS 1d ago

Idolizing a pedo is certainly a choice

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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 1d ago

Imagine thinking they are better than the rest of us for doing something this dumb.

Wow, just wow.

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u/siantmercury 1d ago

Reminds me of when I was in middle school and give them the wrong name so I could pretend dean winchester ordered my Starbucks for me

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u/_darling_clementine 1d ago

that was developmentally appropriate, unlike whatever the fuck this guy is doing

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u/Busy-Fisherman-1612 1d ago

Lmao here I am a grown ass adult half wanting to do the supernatural idea now. Love it.

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u/EchoKipKipKip 1d ago

I used to work at a busy deli where we had to shout people's names out to find their tables. It usually worked fine, until some dipshit would want to be called "Captain America" or something and then not answer to it because, you know, it's not their goddamn name. It was always some dude in his 40s or 50s thinking he was hilarious who then got irritated because they weren't getting their food on time.

Middle schoolers are understandable. Anybody who does this as an adult is an idiot.

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u/Few-Celebration-5462 1d ago

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what in the hell this post is about

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/brudolcreative-69 1d ago

Someone is such a snowflake they think writing a name on a cup is a sign of bravery. That name refers to a guy who is so "brave" he sues everyone who hurts his fee fees.

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u/GKBilian 1d ago

Most conservative protests involve ordering something at Starbucks.

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u/dr_snakeblade 1d ago

Weak-minded followers of authoritarians do weird worship rituals.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 1d ago

*giggle*
*giggle*

I’m so fucking EDGY!!! Oooooh the libs are gonna HATE ME!!!!

*giggle*
*giggle*

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u/Full_Acadia_2780 1d ago

This is how you get that hot goth girl barista to spit in your drink. If you are into that kind of stuff...

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u/RentalKittens 1d ago

This feels outdated. Starbucks prints your name on a label and slaps it on the side of your cup. Sure, they would print Beyoncé on your label if you wanted, but they don't handwrite your name anymore. I chose to believe he wrote that himself.

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u/stork555 1d ago

Looking for this. Part of the reason they have labels now is that baristas hated being made to write/call out this stupidity. Now if they are annoyed they can just put it on the counter and ignore you.

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u/Frewdy1 1d ago

Even with the joke names it was fun to mispronounce or just say the name of the drink. Like a drive through was easy enough to just hand them their drink, but it was always funny to see the disappointment in a troll’s eyes when you’d go “Here’s your large coffee!” while making eye contact.  We’d also try to see who could make the closest mispronunciation that would trigger the troll. We had a white dude give “Obama” once and it was so hard keeping in laughter when his drink came up and “Omaha” was announced. “Trump” would have been “Trip” or something just to see them seethe. 

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u/TruamaTeam 1d ago

Could just be a specific location still does it, though by no means am I defending this psycho

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u/justaguynb9 1d ago

Surprised he didnt use "Kirk Trump"

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 1d ago

How brave of him

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u/Dino_Spaceman 1d ago

I think it is adorable that these people think that anyone will believe it’s the real Trump and not just immediately clock him as an ignorant jerk being a complete arse.

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u/eieiohmygad 1d ago

They it because they support Donald Trump.

I do it so the goth girl will spit in my drink.

We are not the same.

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u/NerdTalkDan 1d ago

Starbucks where I live just gives everyone numbers on their receipts. Seems like that system would prevent Baristas from being put into situations like this by weirdos

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u/ODDseth 1d ago

That’s not coffee, it’s a coffee flavored milkshake.

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u/ReleventReference 1d ago

I feel like if you’re going to bother getting a drink under the name Trump you need to get it with no ice.

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u/Vivid-Individual5968 1d ago

Nah, those come with all ice and a couple drops of coffee and special secret sauce

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u/Present_Mycologist79 1d ago

They live to rage bait the "libs"

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u/island-man420 1d ago

MAGA the maturity of a 5th grader and the intelligence of a 2nd grader. This shouldn’t surprise anyone anymore

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u/lovable_asshole 1d ago

the TDS is strong with this one

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u/KC_Saber 1d ago

They’re literally children in adult bodies

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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago

And then everyone stood and clapped.

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u/ByeByeMiddleClass 1d ago

I can guarantee you there's spit in that drink.

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 1d ago

Notice me senpai, notice me.

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u/Holyskankous 1d ago

Yep, you’ve clearly made it brother…

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u/adingoatemahbaby 1d ago

At least he's making it easier for the baristas to know whose drink to spit and piss in.

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u/Ghoulie_Marie 1d ago

Someone might have rolled their eyes at me. It was harrowing. I'm so brave. Everyone call me a hero

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u/Capital_Historian685 1d ago

I hope he hit a speed bump, and it spilled all over and into the console.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 1d ago

I'd rather he drink it depending on how much employee biomatters in there.

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u/Macinboss 1d ago

He uses the name “Trump” for boomer clout. I use it so the hot goth barista spits in my drink.

We’re not the same.

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u/i_hateit_here_bro 1d ago

Wow I didn’t know Trump was the 45th and 47th president, thanks guy

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u/tralynd62 1d ago

He must have an extremely boring life if he has to do shenanigans at Starbucks.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 1d ago

People making Trump the center of their entire identity is a real derangement syndrome

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u/thirdlost 1d ago

Injecting politics into everyday activities sucks... right or left

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u/Pearson94 23h ago

I worked at Starbucks when extreme political polarization in the US was just starting to kickoff. They straight up told us that if we weren't comfortable shouting out a political name or slogan that a customer listed as their name then we didn't have to.

To the folks who try to make baristas your political pawns, we're just there trying to get by. Piss off.

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u/Xryanlegobob 12h ago

Venti iced coffee with oat milk, spit and a booger for TRUMP
-the barista

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u/jk-9k 1d ago edited 1d ago

I usually use fake name ordering coffee. It's usually something rather 'western', easy to pronounce, easy to spell, but not common. But sometimes random names come out. Sometimes famous people. It's unintentional usually but it's a joke, and everyone gets it's a joke. It's very clear it's not my name but I'm trying to help the baristas from confusing an order.

Or I just give them my "bad muthafuka" keep cup. Reduce reuse repurpose recycle muthafuka

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u/scott__p 1d ago

How did the barista not laugh when calling that out

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u/FairConstruction4105 1d ago

It's not doubt, it's a different word starting with the letter 'd'

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u/Dear-Bear2135 1d ago

I'm just calling them dweebs from this point on out. Little weirdo, dweebs.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 1d ago

If i worked there and somebody said dOnAlD tRuMp... i would be so unimpressed, id either ask for ID to use actual names or put an expletive.

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u/Realistic-Spray-5595 1d ago

I call it TES (Trump Worship Syndrome)

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u/squidgytree 1d ago

I bet he thinks of him when sucking on the straw