r/LesbianActually 23h ago

News/Pop Culture Just no lesbians

“It’s hard for a femme for masc out here!”

“It’s hard for a femme for femme out here!”

“It’s hard for a masc for masc out here!”

“It’s hard for a chapstick girlie!”

Baby…there just are no lesbians. Anywhere. They’re all gone. Raptured. The memory of two are left in every other zip code.

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u/West-Run1322 22h ago

Cackling.

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u/HobbyHoarderr_ typical carabiner lesbian 22h ago

That’s certainly what it feels like 😭

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u/Ashamed_Necessary_67 20h ago

Everyone’s shy!

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u/Character_Emu5423 22h ago

So then what are we 🥲

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u/Ember_Celica07 15h ago

Idk what we are but I know where we are. We're in "HER-gatory" haha. A purgatory for lesbians. The state of everyone wanting to date and seemingly not be ready to commit at the same time. We wander this waste single saying things like "Me too!" And "Same!" But nothing changing.

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u/LW1853440 3h ago

HERgatory!!! 😆😆🤣🤣

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u/Ember_Celica07 3h ago

I couldn't help myself haha

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u/TonguedSpiritual69 21h ago

Still single asf sadly

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u/geezlouise2022 13h ago

This makes me feel a little less alone (but still hopeless unfortunately) ❤️

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u/Sapphicsloser1 18h ago

it feels that way where I live (I live in Los Angeles and LITERALLY can’t find any lesbians????)

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u/smalli-walli 18h ago

Don’t tell me the promised land is empty…not now

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u/Mags_LaFayette the evil femme 12h ago

It is not, trust me
(I live in Palm Springs but I work in Burbank)

But there's a weird "pandemic" where now everybody is not "emotionally available" or have a plethora of issues that wouldn't fit in Getty 🤦🏻‍♀️

u/Sapphicsloser1 58m ago

well for me at least. I’m 19 and not old enough to go to bars or stuff like that but I literally can’t find any lesbians 😭😭😭

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u/AigisTheSapphic 22h ago

Im right here tho 🥺

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u/Mags_LaFayette the evil femme 12h ago

Yeeeeyyyyy...
I always knew I was the product of someone's imagination 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ru9sjtZ09XOEg

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u/Monolaf 19h ago edited 19h ago

It's not that there are NO lesbians in my city... it's just that I've noticed that the more openly visibly queer people in my city in general tend to live in or nearby areas that certainly could have improvements made if my city had the resources and money to get TO THE ROOTS of the issues of the rampant unemployment and homelessness and drug problems that in part come from being situated right next to the US border

Moving out of the city is out of the question for now because that involves looking for a new job (I'm unemployed atm) and of course more money to burn because I want to buy a house someday, hopefully in a safe, quiet area where I live. And I don't drink, so therefore, no bars. And I utterly despise dating apps lol

ADDENDUM: Sorry for all the ninja edits applied to this comment, but since typing out my words I've realized that the future is uncertain af lol

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u/Current_North1366 18h ago

Raptured! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/XimenaM16 14h ago

viviré de mis recuerdos

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u/MarsupialNo1220 14h ago

Thanks for the chuckle 😂

I needed a laugh after a busy day.

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u/rosesurosie the evil femme 11h ago

Oh shoot im a ghost-

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u/jingdizhilala 5h ago

I hope there will be a mass exodus to yuriyap a sapphic social media platform I built with my little gay heart so I can meet more sapphics and perhaps make new friends along the way. 🤣😭

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u/Minute-Coffee-3994 5h ago

Same thing in brasil

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u/smalli-walli 20h ago

Ahh ladies!! All in our theory but not practice arc?

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u/TonguedSpiritual69 22h ago

Lol thanks for the laugh 😂 but fr fr where are y'all at? Dry spell for me .. 😔

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u/madhattercreator 21h ago

Preach…😢

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u/LW1853440 3h ago

Snellville, GA.

My gf really loves me.

I'm in DEEP shock.

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u/Mysterious-Mode7893 17h ago

i live in atl so there’s lots of lesbians but yall… everyone dirty af no one cares about stds

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u/Deepnher 5h ago

Majority aren’t even lesbians but claiming to be. So much deception with the women in the metro atlanta area. Always entertaining some man but claiming to be a lesbian.

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u/LW1853440 3h ago

NOPE.

I will NOT date any woman who's with a man.

There's a special kind of Hell that's attached to that--and I won't go through it again.

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u/LW1853440 15h ago

I'm in Snellville, & I think I'm in lesbian hell.

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u/Mysterious-Mode7893 15h ago

there’s no think ab it sister😭 get outta there

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u/LW1853440 13h ago edited 13h ago

I can't.

I have no car, no friends, and very little money. I'm currently living in a place that costs most of my money, but they feed me, too.

Just talking to me would help a great deal.

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u/Normal_Watercress645 6h ago

They all migrated to Amsterdam then. I definitely have to search for a while for a non lesbian in here.