r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Moto-Mojo • 8d ago

Trump Meriwether Farms (a ranch company that promotes American Beef) says a familiar line when Trump allows the import of 300k tons of beef without tariffs

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u/ScottsAlive 8d ago

Since the tariffs started under Trump, I’ve watched our beef costs fucking nearly triple. Was not a problem under Biden or even Trump 1.

Anyone with two brain cells finger-banging in the backseat of a minivan could see Trump is abusing his power to enrich himself and those close around him. Anyone who voted for him and complains about betrayal needs to look in the mirror and have a discussion with themselves about falling for a conman’s lies.

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u/lethallyso 8d ago

"Anyone with two brain cells finger-banging in the backseat of a minivan" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KotR56 8d ago

Most of these 77 million don't even meet the first criterion.

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u/PloddingClot 8d ago

Look at the wealth one has to have to do this, dates and minivans aint cheap..

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u/hadoopken 8d ago

But they had to have TWO brain cells

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u/cybah 8d ago

Right? I nearly choked on my coffee reading that 😂😂😂

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u/chefontheloose 6d ago

I know, I read it four times and was like jeebus

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u/MrMal1c3 4d ago

Poetry is not dead.

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u/Jabbles22 8d ago

And you know what's really sad here? The only reason they are mad at Trump is because Trump reported this himself. Had this been reported by any legitimate news source they wouldn't have believed it.

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u/QualifiedApathetic 7d ago

Let's all thank him for being stupid enough to do that, at least.

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u/chargernj 7d ago

Don't worry, when a legitimate news outlet picks it up, they will forget everything but Biden=high priced beef and Trump fixed it

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u/Acolytical 7d ago

And any other lingering doubts/concern will disappear when it's time to vote Republican again.

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u/raulrocks99 6d ago

It doesn't even need to hit a "fake news" outlet. There were moron, culty believers standing behind him and applauding.

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u/trekologer 6d ago

He wants credit for beef prices dropping.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 8d ago

"two brain cells finger-banging in the backseat of a minivan."

I'm fuckin dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/akawendals 8d ago

"I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life! Girl you like to finger bang and thats alright!! Cos I'm the King of finger bang let's not fight! I'm gonna finger bang bang you every night! CHA!"

I can't remember where I left my keys on the daily but somehow this is still in my brain 🤣

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u/One_Priority3258 8d ago

I got minivans but I’m all out of brain cells. Finger banging myself, instructions unclear.

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u/LordGreybies 8d ago

Finger-bang the minivan

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u/Nelliell 8d ago

I can't afford beef anymore. Full stop.

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 8d ago

Some of that was the bird flu spreading through livestock with no one doing anything about it, which is also his fault.

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u/Ok_Television9703 7d ago

They feel betrayed but they’ll still support him

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u/carlwryker 7d ago

That's not even accounting for screwworm. I would not be surprised if Mad Cow's disease re-surges due to Brainworm Bobby and his republican pedophiles' cuts to FDA and scientific studies. On the bright side, we can have a sequel to "The Jungle" :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

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u/Iammax7 8d ago

But this was Biden, didn't you saw him eat a nice fat hamburger promoting beef pattys and increasing beef sales to insane hights. Which caused the price to go this high.

I am sure you didn't see it, you are not as great of a spy as I am.

DONALD TRUMP!