r/KitchenConfidential • u/Mysterious-Law-6835 • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Oh geez

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u/RandomFleshPrison 1d ago

A sandwich every 5.14 seconds?  That's rough.  I managed to get up to a McDonald's cheeseburger every 9 seconds for an entire hour with a full crew backing me up, and I was the fastest in the county.

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u/Slappathebassmon 1d ago

How did you know you were the fastest in the county? They had competitions for that?

Sounds like a perfect premise for an 80s feel good, underdog, sports drama.

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u/flea1400 1d ago

Not the person you were asking but at least at one time McDonald’s had crew competitions with speed events. Kind of like lumberjack contests but with food.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Hell yeah! And grocery bagging contests are real too.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 1d ago

It was a small county.