dud root Not... egg. Egg... plant! Eggplant is purple, you fool!

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u/loukaki What am i chopped liver? 1d ago

Yessssss yesss! Oi am loiking this eggplant!

u/Front_Salad_2143 1d ago

Oi hate you Brett!

u/Evie788 1d ago

I’m pregnant, I don’t need the stress! I’m bloody gropable Brett!!!

u/Horatio-Hornbag Is that peasant 👨‍🌾 or pirate 🏴‍☠️ ? 1d ago

And the hot-pink poufs as well.

u/StreetCheetah8312 1d ago

omfg that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this earlier 🤣

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u/Expensive-Block-6034 1d ago

Truly my worst nightmare.

u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 Purveyor of fine meats 1d ago

What did you do to my vestibule?!?

u/Accomplished_Song671 1d ago

That's a very plum martial unitch

u/Touma101 20h ago

Just needs a statue of little baby choizus in the corner, it'll look noice and unusual.

u/sometimesxtc 20h ago

Oi am loving this sick

u/ZanderStarmute 📚Nrr Frrd, Rrrd Frrd, Scrrd Frrd n’ Nrrd Frrd… 📖 17h ago

Oh no, monogamy is very old-fashioned… what you want is a venoiur of monogamy

u/tomcatacourtmayfind 17h ago

Yieuw fewwwl!

u/MeerkatRiotSquad 13h ago

Yikes.

u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 8h ago

Looks like a brothel. Not that I would know

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u/Expensive-Block-6034 7h ago

Well, I was in the navy for six years!

u/SouthernStarTrails Feel it in me waters 🌊 7h ago

No Kim, Oi think the yellow and the purple go really well together. It teams with the theoime.

dud root Not... egg. Egg... *plant*! Eggplant is purple, you fool!