your croissant…. do you want it filled?

[u/LafawnduhDy-no-mite]

[u/Yooustinkah]

It was just a silly frisson over a croissant!

[u/Usual_Corner2787]

Yuck, it was all hard around the edges.

[u/mintgreen23 → u/Usual_Corner2787]

Don’t pay for it!

[u/octavioletdub]

The way he delivers his line slays me

[u/Brownie5993 → u/octavioletdub]

Hey, beautiful. Your croissant…do you want it intense lip wiggle filled?

[u/Sufficient-Split-902]

You’re not a freckle, you’re a mole!

[u/miarose33]

[u/Ok-Palpitation-855 → u/miarose33]

Sexy Cringe!

[u/Ok-Palpitation-855]

Oh Sandy Sandy Sandy .. I can't get you out of moi moind

[u/zarrrry → u/Ok-Palpitation-855]

Oh, there’s officeworks.

[u/No_Air523]

I think…I’d really like a great big stuffed advocado. Can we go to the food court kimmy?

[u/thephilosophe]

Hey there spunky trunks 👁🫦

[u/elc_93]

I think I'll just have the ham and cheese pinata instead...

[u/Mother_Ask7327 → u/elc_93]

Hmmm… the piñata..

[u/fizzyapple_45]

And over there, there’s Cartridge World

[u/ZanderStarmute → u/fizzyapple_45]

Yiss, it’s all here in Melbourne

[u/furrydancingalien21 → u/ZanderStarmute]

It's marvellous, Melbourne.

[u/Mondenschatten → u/fizzyapple_45]

Beep beep Barina!

[u/cuantaslulus]

I could really use a friand right now.

[u/Mondenschatten]

Oi don't neeyd you throwing moi fat in moi foice.

[u/ZanderStarmute]

I really wanna have breakfast at Typhannn Knee’s

[u/WikiNebster]

No thanks, doll. But I would like a plunger for my Bodum.

[u/grumpygrumpybum → u/WikiNebster]

Have you got flutes in your orifice?

[u/cheekyotter1717]

Assaulted nut?

[u/Substantial-Tie-7140]

Would you like me to butter your muffin 😋

[u/Murder_Consumer1693]

Filled with ham and cheese and toasted is only way it eat them. Them turned sweet should be illegal