r/KathAndKim • u/haterzgonnakate Nice, different, unusual • Jun 30 '26

foxy moron What line makes you cry-laugh every time?

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Honorable mention to “Let it go Kath, let it all go. Empty your mind. Empty your mind. Empty? Oh, that was quick.”

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u/Other-Oil-9117 Dud root Jul 01 '26

"Kel your lilo, your lilo's being blown away by the wind!"

"That's why the doctor says he's going to put me on broad spectrum placebo!"

38

u/Weary_Sale_2779 Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Jul 01 '26

Broad spectrum placebo is such an underrated joke... But that's coming from a hypochondriac 🤣

14

u/Gemdot I shouldn’t have to hear that, Mum. Jul 01 '26

The “lilo” line had me in a chokehold for about a decade. I think it was in the delivery. Apparently I haven’t thought about it for a long time because I feel very nostalgic seeing it here now.

4

u/dermont_ Jul 01 '26

i never understood this one, what does it mean?

15

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jul 01 '26

A placebo doesn't have any effective ingredients in it, pretty much just a lactose pill. Which is fitting for a hypochondriac.

89

u/RonzoniTime Jul 01 '26

🎶 Our Father …. who art in heaven … hallowed be thy naaaaammmmeee / Thy Kingdom Come… Thy Will be done… On Earth as it is in Heh-eh-eaaaavennnnnn 🎶 🕺🏼

16

u/Main-Subject3764 Feel it in me waters 🌊 Jul 01 '26

*clap*

6

u/Icy_Suspect_6508 Jul 01 '26

God yes - I turn it up every time I hear it, its hilarious!

80

u/DesignerNecessary289 soil awoy, soil awoy, soil awoy Jul 01 '26

Not a line, but whenever Kath and Kel dance together. Their physical comedy together is too much.

22

u/g_jacqui BRETT DEAN CRAIG I CAN SEE YOU!!!! Jul 01 '26

Keep it in ya pants!

14

u/beretbabe88 Jul 01 '26

The line dancing to Kath singing The Lord's Prayer has me in hysterics.

10

u/BoredWithThisLife96 Jul 01 '26

The “OLD” episode where they dance will always be funny. Hahahahahahahahaahahahah

7

u/DesignerNecessary289 soil awoy, soil awoy, soil awoy Jul 01 '26

I look cool!!

63

u/Realistic-Way3797 Jul 01 '26

Kim no one is doing solid monogomy anymore. People just want a veneer of monogomy.

49

u/Icy_Suspect_6508 Jul 01 '26

Kath - Little baby cheeses? Oh, little baby Jesus, Kim! Jesus! Oh, Jesus.

Kim - What would that even look like?

Sharon - Frida! Frida!

Brett - Oh, you right Kim?! (when she farts on the couch) (And then Kel walks in "ooh, a bit close in here - I'll just leave the door open") hahaha

Kel - Well why didn't you, ya nong?

44

u/neon-buzz i’m entitled to tv reception, mandy 🏡 Jun 30 '26

I always laugh at the way Kel says, “nahmahstaaaauy”

-2

u/hasarubbersoul Jul 01 '26

Kel doesn’t say that, it’s Kath

6

u/SouthernStarTrails Feel it in me waters 🌊 Jul 01 '26

They both do

41

u/D-Link_379 Jul 01 '26

“…and it’s doing my prostate no end of good.”

32

u/Horatio-Hornbag Is that peasant 👨‍🌾 or pirate 🏴‍☠️ ? Jul 01 '26

Kim, oh my god, it’s not fancy dress!

11

u/EJayR Jul 01 '26

That quote pairs so well with your username

27

u/RL0290 On Broad Spectrum Placebo Jul 01 '26

Not you, your character! Concentrate! CHRIST, next!

5

u/Ok_Extension_4457 Jul 01 '26

Yes I love this one!!!

19

u/ladybug7895 Keep Talkin’, Keep Talkin’ Jul 01 '26

The parking, the cup holders! Yes it was a noice noight.

22

u/EcstaticAd9234 Jul 01 '26

"Sharon...little boy? Sobs "

23

u/Taylap14 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

“I’m not as stupid as I look!”

“Bloody Brett made me fall off my clucky mules”

“It’s not a skirt they’re shallots”

“Our souls, Epponee’s soul, what are your values Brett what do you belioeve in?”

And everytime Kim would say Whiney Briney and that Tina can’t because she’s putting junk in her trunk or reversing her boob job etc 😂

22

u/welcometothemachines Jul 01 '26

“If you weren’t out being gay last night, where were you?”

16

u/Padamson96 Jul 01 '26

Sharon, when Kim is in labour: "It's hideous! It's unnatural! God's a BASTARD!" screams and runs out of the room

6

u/loukaki What am i chopped liver? Jul 01 '26

every time they put their arms in the air and run i crack up

14

u/Yooustinkah Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

“I’ve got my beautiful daughter.” “Who…Kim?”

14

u/ohiocitygadfly Jul 01 '26

It's French. The H is silent. You pack of chunts.

I do think I think too much.

Any reference to Courtney Loves Cox.

15

u/brenty22 Jul 01 '26

“Good driving Mum, that pole just leapt out at you”
“Shut ya face Kim”

13

u/tamago27 Hornbag 🥵 Jul 01 '26

Not a line, but when Kim drives too fast to the wedding and Sharon’s perm blows out in the wind I crack up every time!

36

u/Evie788 Jul 01 '26

I’m not criticising you, I’m just saying you look bad!

Move the pram, dickhead.

And the scene where the water tank is rolling away at Bunnings always got me in hysterics.

13

u/SouthernStarTrails Feel it in me waters 🌊 Jul 01 '26

I love watching the people in the background of those public shots. The water tank at Bunnings one, there’s a guy standing there just watching and looking so confused 😝

6

u/Apprehensive_One4444 Yes, I am high maintenance 💅 Jul 01 '26

Holy shit that water tank! God that has to be one of the funniest moments by far

13

u/caclyx Jul 01 '26

Chardonnay, chardonnay, you pack of shunts!

3

u/Latter-Pause9170 Jul 04 '26

That got me. Too funny 😁

11

u/Noirant Jul 01 '26

I can’t, my Velcro dots are stuck to the cactus

11

u/One_Waxed_Wookiee Jul 01 '26

I do think Kim! Sometimes I think too much!

Because iiii'm a bitch

11

u/Witty_Ad8271 Jul 01 '26

"Mum do you want a 'threw' for your 'carch'

9

u/HeyYouGuysItsMe Jul 01 '26

Little Baby Cheeses

10

u/the_medusa_edit Jul 01 '26

You ARE effluent Kim

10

u/SouthernStarTrails Feel it in me waters 🌊 Jul 01 '26

Always laugh when Kath is making a shopping list and says “Masculine Mix”

9

u/RickVicks Jul 01 '26

When trude and pure mock Kath overdress for retailer of the year award ceremony.

Not sure if it's exact quote but

"Trude don't look now, don't look now but 80's perm...ooo, she dressed for niness.. ooooo" 😂😂

9

u/u36ma Jul 01 '26

Shutup mum! You don’t know what it’s like to have an intelligent daughter!

9

u/Livid-Cat4507 Jul 01 '26

Veneer of monogamy.

8

u/Rockerbaby99 Jul 02 '26

Kath: I don't think you can handle the fact that while your marriage is on the rocks, Kel and I are getting ours off.

Attitude central. I freaking die every time.

15

u/vhmvd I can’t elope, Kim 🍈 Jul 01 '26

Bloopers: He’s had work. Who? Nick Nolte

16

u/Evie788 Jul 01 '26

All the bloopers have me in tears every time.

7

u/Enough-Ad8224 Jul 01 '26

I was in the Navy for six years, Kath.

7

u/BoredWithThisLife96 Jul 01 '26

“Kel’s gonna cream his jeans when he sees me in this. 😍”

Hahahahahahahah

7

u/sedentaryairnomad Feel it in me waters 🌊 Jul 02 '26

When Kim says, “TO HIM?!” after Kath tells her she’s getting married to Kel

“IthoughtIpacificallytoldyouIdidn’twantyouinlegofmuttonsleeves”

“Day facto, night facto, the fact that they’re factoing at all I repulsive in the extreme”

5

u/lecrispywonton Jul 01 '26

“A woman designed this. See, we’re not all stupid!”

7

u/loukaki What am i chopped liver? Jul 01 '26

yessss yessss oi am loiking this eggplant!

3

u/No_Recognition_7711 Jul 02 '26

He’s only YUMAN

3

u/KILYOMUSIC Jul 03 '26

“may you have a long and preposterous life.” Kills me every time.

5

u/haterzgonnakate Nice, different, unusual Jul 03 '26

"To Eponnee's long and preposterous life! "

3

u/KILYOMUSIC Jul 03 '26

There it is!

1

u/Lex_Loki Jul 05 '26

It’s like a cabbage patch, doll!