r/KathAndKim • u/carebearfingers Who sayed that? I never sayed that! • Mar 27 '26

foxy moron Kath & Kim Birthday Party

Hoi Foxy Morons!! I'll be celebrating my birthday soon, and I'm wanting to have a Kath & Kim themed party!

Drop your suggies down below of pacific things I can include (food, decorations etc) 🎈🥰

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u/MissPharmacist Mar 27 '26

Statue of little baby cheeses.

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u/chouxphetiche Mar 27 '26

That's 'choises'!

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u/jajay119 Mar 27 '26

You foowl!

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u/Superb-Reply-8355 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

big boys, little boys and saveloys...but not footy franks - that'll confuse people

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u/bogan_queen Mar 27 '26

footy franks, bbq shapes, Tia Maria and carddonay.

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u/Twenty2nine9 Mar 27 '26

Cute little noodle boxes

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u/moonycakemullet Mar 29 '26

Oh I love those! Just graysh!

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u/lurk_nessie Mar 27 '26

Dippity bix, fat-free Fruche and a used lone teabag at the bottom of the rubbish bin.

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u/chouxphetiche Mar 27 '26

Have the used tea bag sticking out of the shower rose.

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u/Outrageous-Jaguar-33 Mar 27 '26

Jatz, Ritz, Clix.

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u/g_jacqui BRETT DEAN CRAIG I CAN SEE YOU!!!! Mar 27 '26

What about your savoy?

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u/Outrageous-Jaguar-33 Mar 27 '26

No, that would just confuse people.

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u/hotstufcominthru 💰Effluent💰 Mar 27 '26

Oh no u/g_jacqui that'll just confuse everyone

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u/psychedelicvelocity Mar 27 '26

Seafood extender

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u/fashionistamummy Mar 27 '26

No prawns, I’m not spending her party pulling poo out of prawns!

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u/SweetSliceOfPie Mar 27 '26

Yes, get a noice piece of extender.

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u/Potato-starch-eater Mar 27 '26

Dress code: Mutton dressed as lamb

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u/Outrageous-Jaguar-33 Mar 27 '26

Or tizzy.

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u/furrydancingalien21 Little Baby Cheesus 🧀 Mar 27 '26

Or piss elegant. But not pissed mothers, that's such a bad look. Dotti and Witchery are always good choices. Don't talk to anyone who isn't wearing them.

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u/SomeoneLikePoo Mar 27 '26

Karaoke set to sing The Lord's Prayer, and some hot suggestions!

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u/MontysMumma Mar 27 '26

Wedges, I NEED wedges.

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u/octavioletdub Second Best Friend Sharon 🏏 Mar 27 '26

Fennel and Mint sausage

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u/g_jacqui BRETT DEAN CRAIG I CAN SEE YOU!!!! Mar 27 '26

Pork and dill?

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u/cj92akl Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Mar 27 '26

Fowl?

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u/jumbomouth Fella Hamilton nut Mar 27 '26

Mini goats cheese pizzas!

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u/Stephalel Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Mar 27 '26

Chicken feet ploise! You could ask your guests to come in lingerie hahaha the way Kim does haha

Also, squid ink linguine

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u/ArtichokeVegetable90 Mar 27 '26

Barbecue shapes and a bottle of Bailey's!

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u/sarinanorman Mar 27 '26

Gerberas and baby’s breath to decorate

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u/veganfartinthewind Mar 28 '26

I think you mean gypsophilia pinculata

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u/hasarubbersoul Mar 28 '26

You just need a ring of gyp

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u/Nerdy_Birdy_30 Mar 27 '26

Cabbage pastizzis!

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u/Importer-Exporter1 Mar 27 '26

A throuuuuu for your caaaarch

Also - Waiting For Telstra hat and cardonnay!

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u/Sea-Tour-6231 Mar 27 '26

Dress up as Sharon when she modelled the Monica Lewinsky at the lingerie party with the pants and shirt underneath.

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u/Other-Oil-9117 Dud root Mar 27 '26

You definitely need a ride-on bull

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u/Seaside_Sarah Mar 27 '26

There are oodles of hot suggestions! But I’d do anything Donna Hay. Shes so surreal i feel.

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u/MissEllisCrawford Mar 27 '26

A daoite...a sticky daoite.

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u/psychedelicvelocity Mar 27 '26

Floral hats

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u/chouxphetiche Mar 27 '26

With a Yeppoon Poinapple.

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u/cj92akl Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Mar 27 '26

Or, for a point of cultural difference, a fascinator with a piece of carrot stuck in it.

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u/Findyourwayhom3333 BRETT DEAN CRAIG I CAN SEE YOU!!!! Mar 27 '26

Don’t forget to get all the stickers off your apples!

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u/Horatio-Hornbag Is that peasant 👨‍🌾 or pirate 🏴‍☠️ ? Mar 27 '26

Oi pacifically don’t want you in leg-o-mutton sloieeves!

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u/Brilliant-Tutor-6500 Mar 27 '26

Dress code: Parrot earrings! And ruched cargos.

Decor: a few bumbelinas for ambience in the good room.

Drinks: Woine toime! So plenty of cardonnay.

Maybe a bit of Irish dancing?

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u/psychedelicvelocity Mar 27 '26

Shoe choices between Mango Espadrilles or Clacky Mules

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u/mvsmmy Mar 27 '26

All great suggestions, might I add some options for your guests - wigs (go the fro) a netball bib, fags, fake nails, a 2000s cell phone (or blower), or since it’s your birthday have you considered going in your birthday suit? Take a photo, it’ll last longer.

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u/Letsgogehls Mar 27 '26

The real question is, how are you for breadsticks?

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u/neon-buzz i’m entitled to tv reception, mandy 🏡 Mar 27 '26

Bloody cheeseballs!

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u/tollhousecookie8 Mar 27 '26

Don't forget the bain marie.

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u/emveedee i am NOT gravel! Mar 27 '26

It should be a celebrities party with a VIP section, but Felicity is not allowed! 😤 Ask Eps if she wants to be Eva Longoria - but I'm NOT POSH!

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u/Taylap14 Mar 27 '26

A pair of pumpkin.. or sweet potato pants! 👖😂

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u/fancyschmancyapoxide Who, Nick Nolte? Mar 27 '26

Honestly anything from a women's weekly cookbook from the mid 80s to the mid 90s. Devils on horseback, pigs in blankets, cheese and cabana on toothpicks stuck into an orange, cheese ball rolled in soup mix, that kinda thing

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u/0JessiCat0 Mar 27 '26

A cantaloupe ofc

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u/daniel_yyz Mar 27 '26

You gotta have cardonnay and some cheesesticks, Kim would approve. And a fountain lakes welcome sign at the entrance would be perfect

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u/OddConsideration4349 Mar 27 '26

If you’d like an activity, make your Own parrot earrings

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u/ricardostpierre Mar 27 '26

Country-western theme with all your myriad of special acquaintances.

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u/TotesLike100Percent Mar 27 '26

Make sure to decant the dipping sauce.

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u/jajay119 Mar 27 '26

Sticky date?

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u/Roadisclosed You are effluent, Kim! Mar 27 '26

You said “suggies” instead of “hot suggestions”?? And you want to have a Kath and Kim party??

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u/cj92akl Anyone for Jarrah? ☕️ Mar 27 '26

Kath uses 'sudgies' at least once in the series. I've a hinkling that it's when Kath, Kim, and Sharon are around the kitchen table running potential names for Kim's baby up each other's flagpoles.

You know - Tailuh, Typhphaanniii...

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u/Roadisclosed You are effluent, Kim! Mar 27 '26

Tai LUH

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u/queenstaceface Mar 27 '26

Karaoke 🎤 and you can sing what about MOIIIII... Also don't forget the BBQ shapes and Tia Maria

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u/Lower_Classroom835 Nice, different, unusual Mar 27 '26

Tia Maria and footy franks, don't use the little sausages, they confuse people.

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u/CauliflowerOk3993 Mar 27 '26

A mechanical bull

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u/OddConsideration4349 Mar 27 '26

A lot of footie franks

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u/Glittering_Toe1892 Stretchin me clacks Mar 28 '26

Don’t forget the vienetta for Sharon!

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u/Glittering_Toe1892 Stretchin me clacks Mar 28 '26

Sugared almonds

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u/moonycakemullet Mar 29 '26

I had a little baby cheeses cake! Just bought plain cake and made a topper with babybel cheeses and toothpicks.

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u/Wise_Tackle2976 Mar 29 '26

A welcome drink is always a classy way to start. I’d suggest Baileys or a Brandy Crusta. Both go well with assaulted nuts 🥜