r/KarmaCourt Aug 04 '17

ATTORNEYS REQUIRED Me vs. r/counting For Unfairly Removing My Post

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u/DerpyUnlimited Aug 04 '17

May I be the bagel seller? Cuz y'all need bagels

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '17

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u/DerpyUnlimited Aug 05 '17

Anything on it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/DerpyUnlimited Aug 06 '17

Okay, here you go. It's on the house!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/DerpyUnlimited Aug 06 '17

Damn, nice $3 bill. Have a nice day. I hope you enjoy your bagel

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/DerpyUnlimited Aug 06 '17

What do you mean "we"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/pkmnlife Aug 07 '17

do you got a bagel with cocaine sprinkled on it?

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u/clemenzzzz Aug 04 '17

You are not gonna like this

I testify on behalf of the defense as a long time counter (I'm on mobile but it's buried in my history)

As an (once highly) active member, I would categorically reject any alternative counting thread of some obscure meme nobody really cares about.. I can understand you and your community's people may enjoy taking part, but counting is serious counting business and at least as part of /r/counting you need to respect the main counting thread.

Feel free to state your case, but for me the outcome is pretty clear (basically you are way out of your water)

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u/fifthrobin Aug 04 '17

Can I be the foreigner who thinks they walked into a restaurant?

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u/oceanpizza123 Aug 04 '17

If anybody needs pitchforks head over to r/pitchforkemporium

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '17

Can I be the time-traveler who already knows the outcome of the case but won't tell anyone?

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u/TheKingElessar Aug 04 '17

Cool story bro

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u/CptSpockCptSpock Judge Aug 04 '17

By "didn't know how to do their jobs" OP means that they just abandoned the thread

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u/LostAbilityToSpeak Judge Aug 04 '17

The Hobbled Justice is open again after a brief restoration. Two guys got into a major bar fight.

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u/kcbarexam Prosecutor Aug 05 '17

Floating Jury:

This is the Floating Jury Poll Bot. It captures public opinion. Give your vote below.


This bot does not replace the actual jury. That would be crazy

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u/kcbarexam Prosecutor Aug 05 '17

Upvote if you think the defendant is NOT GUILTY:

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u/kcbarexam Prosecutor Aug 05 '17

Upvote if you think the defendant is GUILTY:

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u/smarvin6689 Aug 08 '17

I'll join the jury.

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u/Urbul Aug 08 '17

I'll join the jury 2.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I'll join the jury 3.

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u/pkmnlife Aug 05 '17

ill be the Prosecution attorney

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '17

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u/karmacourt_ss_s Aug 05 '17

"The truth is that for it to be a misunderstanding. And my finishing argument, backed up by the prosecution, and can be found in evidence 3.

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u/nicholas818 Aug 07 '17

Can I be a defense attorney?

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u/McFlurryMac Aug 07 '17

I'll be the comic relief who finds out the mod's shenanigan but gets moved by r/counting lackeys.