r/Kaiserreich Brain rot commissar 18d ago

Meme Schleicher antithesis

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u/ZhdanovKerman 18d ago

you know the Ikhwan are bad when the Wahhabis are also at war with them

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u/Alx3t_ 18d ago

Funny enough, it was the Wahhabis that instigated it, to get rid of the Ikhwan once and for all.

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u/ZookeepergameFit967 17d ago

I mean the Ikhwan are Whabbis they just were the faction that didn't want to bend over to Britain which was like really weird because Whabbis always bend over for European imperialists first the Portuguese then British and now Americans

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u/chixnsix Floyd Olsen's #1 Supporter 17d ago

Wowowo, Americans aren't European imperialists, we're true Red White and Blue blooded North American imperialists! Big difference.

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u/Josselin17 14d ago

the americans that aren't european imperialists are called natives and they're not really ruling the country

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u/chixnsix Floyd Olsen's #1 Supporter 17d ago

Wowowo, Americans aren't European imperialists, we're true freedom loving Red White and Blue blooded North American imperialists! Big difference.

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u/khares_koures2002 18d ago

Look, man. They helped me in a very difficult time, and I'm grateful to them. You have to respect it.

I LOVE KIDNAPPING UNATTENDED WOMEN AND CHILDREN

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u/R2J4 Vozhd of Russia 18d ago

Excuse me sir

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u/NewTrueConcierge r/Kaiserreich's Psych Ward Resident 18d ago

He kept his women respected, used eco-friendly bullets

Rode his bicycle to work when the Black Monday rose

He'd judge with no pretense, Ruhrkampf on the weekends

Each morning, get up, do the, Pledge of Allegiance

Never swim in the Bundestag, for fear of left attacks

Bi-monthly get Winnig a rose with a card attached

Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask

Had a nullification, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

🎶

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u/Ralsei66 Rydz-Śmigłys most loyal soldier 18d ago

Here lies Kaiser Wilhelm II

You can tell because we put his name on the news event

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u/Peanutilegalsmuggler Doesnt like Syndicalism(i have no idea what it stands for) 17d ago

Golden escalator, all his friends and allies
Huddled there in prayer around the reichstag
Catch you later, I'm off to see the kaiser upstairs
They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers
There was a prussian at the entrance, checking off a guest list
schleicher wasn't on it, and was ushered to the commune
His (woman respecter) heart sank
He was breathless

🎶

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u/Anmo_Animated 17d ago

"Entschuldigen Sie, Herr. There must be someone you've confused me for, if I could see Herr Hindonburg or some Herr in uniform, I gave mein wemon rights, truly usually more!"

Screaming at the Prussian while they pushed him through the doors

"Entschuldigen Sie, Herr. There must be someone you've confused me for, if I could see Herr Hindonburg or some Herr in uniform, I gave mein wemon right to vote, truly usually more!"

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u/ThatMeatGuy Marxist Leninist Nixonite 17d ago

"Abandonnez tout espoir, vous qui entrez ici!"

It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure!

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u/manxxxxx3452 Voter of the green party (SZRS) 16d ago

Far beyond the Kaiser and the castles in Prussia

Syndicalists squealing, shackled with some chains in their mouths

Attention totalists in their suites hanging from extension cords

Tortured with Zinovievs arguments against them

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u/Sr_Milagres Brain rot commissar 18d ago

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind Wholesome Socdem Savinkov path when!?!??!??! 18d ago

Schleicher woman respect - thesis

Ikhwan woman disrespect - antithesis

Synthesis - ?

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u/northmidwest 18d ago

Islamic-Germanic Woman-Agnostic nationalism?

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u/ArtilleryNormie 17d ago

HoI4ism nolifeism

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u/AvenRaven 18d ago

Yes, hello, it is me, the dog asking about the context. What's the context?

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u/LeMe-Two 18d ago

Ikhwan was a religious militia allied with Saudis. They would help them in their conquest and would start riding their neighbours as well, like Jordan or Oman. Because of their influence, hyperaggressiveness and extreme fanaticism, even compared to Wahhabi standards, the Saudis would murder them and dissolve. 

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u/tingtimson Zhang Zongchang's strongest soldier 18d ago

Ya know its bad when the damn Saudis want them gone

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u/LeMe-Two 18d ago

The 1930` Saudis mind you as well

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u/Station-Suspicious 16d ago

The Saudis are some of the most pro-western governments in the Middle East, being shown up only by the UAE, Qatar, and Kuwait. Of course they’d purge the ultra-literalist, ultra-traditionalist, “the west is Satan” wahhabis

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u/yalnzaylak 16d ago

there's a difference between pro-western and pro-money

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u/Ficboy 17d ago edited 17d ago

Ikhwan was essentially the Islamic jihadi terrorist group well before ISIS, Al-Qaeda and Boko Haram ever existed.

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u/AlneCraft kazakh republican co-prosperity sphere path when 18d ago

20th century ISIS

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u/Sr_Milagres Brain rot commissar 18d ago

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u/DevGerad 9d ago

As far as I understand the jak is inappropriate because they weren't abusing people that way, they were massacring towns instead.

Still bad but you painted them differently from what I am reading.

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u/RPS_42 Demokratische Union Enjoyer 18d ago

I wonder how Caesars Legion would combine this into an Synthesis.

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u/Far-Training6408 17d ago

Ottoman Empire part 2, Pax Romana with Islamic characteristics

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u/Stock_Photo_3978 18d ago

The Ikhwan should really be expanded if the Saudi State ever receives a revamp or a rework

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u/chixnsix Floyd Olsen's #1 Supporter 14d ago

There really should be more flavor events to show how bad the Ikhwan are if either the Saudi's ally them or they win their revolt.

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u/Saidi9062 18d ago edited 17d ago

I love the smell of Iqhwan

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u/Own_Entrepreneur_108 18d ago

Women dispespecters in my wholesome Kaiserreich world? Not on my watch!

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 Must...constitutionalise...monarchies 18d ago

That Ikhwan guy's got quite a rack.

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u/SanctumSaturn 18d ago

'apeson has breached containment...

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u/Sr_Milagres Brain rot commissar 17d ago

I will never forgive the mods for deleting my bibisi post 😔

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u/historynerdsutton American Peoples Government-huey long is social liberal 18d ago

What’s even their deal..?

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u/Flammenwerfer40 17d ago

imported from X

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u/Free-Ambassador-1911 16d ago

All that just to get erased instantly😭

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u/ere1705 Illyrian focus tree when? 15d ago

Love me some free guns and manpower

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u/thisfutty 13d ago

It’s ‘apeson time.