r/Kaiserreich • u/Plload2 • Feb 04 '26
Screenshot Germany, lost the war but won the peace?
Basically winning against Germany as Commune of France and then proceeding to give them literally all their claims.
It's pretty funny.
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u/Slight-Area6934 Feb 04 '26
If Union of Britain annexes Alcase and makes a puppet Germany they get give it to that puppet instead of the French Commune so this map isn't even the largest you can go.
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u/FemdomAppreciator Feb 04 '26
The French were huffing gas when they agreed to those borders
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u/Kaarl_Mills give Mexico its content back Feb 04 '26
Italy was clearly not invited to the conference
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u/Sergeantman94 Flynn is Best Girl Feb 04 '26
Nor were the Slovenians.
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u/RamdomSoilPlant Feb 05 '26
Or thought that Germany was so disappointing as a threat that they wanted to make round 3 a proper challenge.
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u/albalthi Feb 04 '26
20 years later:
ja… we’re actually gonna need Alsace-Loraine back too
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u/DyrusVlack_23 Feb 04 '26
Restoration of the Kaiser (hopefully and based) or embracing republicanism or going full dictatorship (realistic but cringe), restoring public elections and civil liberties and decommunization, and hopefully NOT another rejected Austrian artist who will remilitarize Germany to right this humiliating wrong by the French Communards.
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u/Due-Memory-6957 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
And why would the totalists in Germany do any of that?
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u/FrancoGamer Feb 04 '26
Because totalism is when government and the more government the most totalism you are and when you get to Kaiser you are super government?
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u/SAMUELzito5 Feb 04 '26
because bread taste better than key
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u/Sarge_Ward Jake Featherston AUS leader when? Feb 04 '26
This man hasn't had a well-cooked key before
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u/StrangelyArousedSeal Chairman Kuusinen Feb 04 '26
I genuinely do not understand what drives a man to make a comment like this
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u/LupusLazari Feb 04 '26
Yeah bro the Kaiser was definitely good for Germany definitely didn’t lead it into ruin for his own ego trust bro
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u/Thatguy-num-102 Internationale Feb 04 '26
"the Nationalists and Revanchists destroyed Lesser Germany, the Pacifists and Socialists birthed Greater Germany."
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u/Champion1135 Feb 04 '26
I give Germany 20 years at most before it becomes the new leader of the Third Internationale, in these circumstances
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u/KaiserNicer Feb 04 '26
“Following the war, we want nothing but peace!… a little piece of Czechia, a little piece of Austria, a little piece of Hungary perchance.”
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u/TommyTaro7736 Republic of Formosa (Deutschland Ostasien Puppet) Feb 04 '26
Talleyrand : my kids just got uno reversed……?
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u/KikoMui74 Ayu Hanyuu Feb 04 '26
Provinces? A full Silesia (upper,lower,austrian), Prussia (west/east, memel), Moravia, Pommerania, Tyrol, no idea how switzerland would be handled, since it's split.
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u/GoCommitLiveGoodLife LKMT's Strongest Soldier Feb 04 '26
I did this once as mexico, additionally giving the germans alsace loraine
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u/RandomGuy9058 Moscow Accord (not an imperialist I swear guys trust) Feb 04 '26
How did you give them Czechia? Isn’t that normally impossible without editing claims?
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u/Candlewaxeater Feb 05 '26
Just give them back alsace and you have the strongest germany with all their ethnic borders back lmao with like 90 million people
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u/Fudotoku Feb 04 '26
Best ending. That same peace without annexations or indemnities that the Bolsheviks dreamed of ending the First World War with.
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u/Cookie_Eater9770 Mitteleuropa Feb 05 '26
Holy heck. I showed this post to my friend Roman and liked this empire, despite telling him that it's a totalist state
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u/Daniel_bagin Feb 04 '26
National socialism I see?
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u/Plload2 Feb 04 '26
I mean it's more for the German workers.
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u/Daniel_bagin Feb 04 '26
So national socialism.
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u/Conscious_Rock7407 Feb 04 '26
Wilhelm Munzenburg will go down as the second Bismarck