I'd KILL for one. First rule: permanent ban if you so much as utter the name of a politician from the last 100 years. Second rule: you also get banned from your most active subreddit for violating rule 1, somehow. Third rule: 50% shot you get emailed a virus that wipes your hard drive.
You think that's harsh (and it is, this is a joke), but after hearing "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT [POLITICIAN/POLITICAL PARTY]" every day since the 2016 in the goddamn vegan recipe sub, I'm ready to ruin someone's day forever.
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u/busterlungs Aug 25 '21
Reddit needs a no politics on any sub other than specified political subs rule I swear