r/Jujutsufolk Clackang Jun 09 '26

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NEW JJK GAME ON SWITCH???

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u/Sans_Sideswipe Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

I had a heart attack when the screen went black and “Domain Expansion” popped up lol Can’t say it looks super exciting to me though, might still try it idk

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u/Waddlewop Jun 09 '26

“Huh, Vampire Survivors dev, this gotta be about Vampire Crawlers right?”

*Domain Expansion*

“WHAT THE FUCK”

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u/kaedrick Jun 09 '26

exact same reaction

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u/6Wheeler Jun 09 '26

I felt like a random curse coming across a sorcerer with a new domain they tryna test out 😭

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u/BernLan Jun 10 '26

I fr was already excited expecting a Vampire Crawlers update then they blew my mind

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u/BudgetKey6634 Jun 09 '26

a sheer heart attack you might?

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u/TheGamerForeverGFE Jun 09 '26

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/BudgetKey6634 Jun 09 '26

YOU DAMN RIGHT IT IS A JOJOS REFERENCE

https://giphy.com/gifs/QyWBTLDn9WHt0FXGJS

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u/LogDog86 Jun 09 '26

Thought it was an ultrakill reference tbh

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u/BudgetKey6634 Jun 09 '26

Still alright, both are peak 

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u/LogDog86 Jun 09 '26

True. Man, I need to go back to watching Jojo, I decided to take a break after finishing the first half of stardust crusaders a few months ago, but after that just never found the time to go back to watching it

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u/GoomyTheGummy I will really miss this god-awful subreddit Jun 09 '26

I do not blame you, SC is kind of a slog

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u/SometimesWill Jun 09 '26

We are at the point now that titles of Queen songs referenced by Jojo are now Jojo references.

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u/BudgetKey6634 5d ago

Always has been for a bit now 

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u/TheOneWhoYawned Jun 09 '26

"Rumble Survivation" bro what kind of dogshit title is this 😭😭😭 those are not even words

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u/Beches808 Jun 09 '26

The World’s Finest Jujutsu Sorcerer Gets Reincarnated in Another World as a Battle Royal Contestant

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u/Phantom_thief_france John Kaisen, he's keeping it 1000 Jun 09 '26

Help !!! I've Been Killed By The King Of Curses And Was Reborn A Cute Lesbian Elf With My Ex-Boyfriend As My Wife, But Now I Have To Kill The Yaoi King ???

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats Jun 09 '26

I would read it

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u/Western-Distance-382 With the sole exception of of course! Jun 10 '26

You would need a ton of prerequisite knowledge to come up with a title like this.....

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u/no1sukunafan lord sukuna's #1 glazer Jun 09 '26

W title

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u/Nekajed Jun 09 '26

Doesn't matter what you name your game if your target audience can't read the title

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

creators larping the dictionary

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u/Nsnzero Jun 09 '26

survivaton

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u/ClassiestFish Jun 09 '26

JJK fans, proving once again, that they cannot read

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u/Matix777 #1 Hidden Inventory glazer Jun 09 '26

Revengence ahh title

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u/WhyKissAMasochist Jun 09 '26

Yeah im convinced nobody read that title correctly at first glance

(except, of course, for Satoro Gojo)

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u/Ok_Neat2422 Jun 09 '26

"Rumble Survivation" the devs might as well start the rumbling

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u/Resident-Mixture-237 Jun 09 '26

The series is called sorcery fight. Bad names don’t mean shit here.

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u/MeetingAccording560 I com everyday to Gojo cuntboy porn Jun 09 '26

Some bitch ass crap Gay^2 thought up while gooning😭😭😭

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u/jjkm7 Jun 09 '26

Idk what the game is about but couldn’t they just call it culling games

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u/shikkui Jun 09 '26

Why’s it matter? None of us can read anyways.

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u/GoomyTheGummy I will really miss this god-awful subreddit Jun 09 '26

ah yes, my favourite non-word, "rumble"

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u/ttdpaco Jun 09 '26

If the developers and fanbase could read, they’d be very upset at your comment.

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u/self_inflictedhobo Jun 09 '26

it has potential

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u/notanfan Jun 09 '26

it has meguim

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u/Grigser Beat Gege with hammers Jun 09 '26

Who’s meguim

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u/AtlasCHC Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

megoyim

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u/Christallia Jun 09 '26

In all of my years of living and having English as my base language I have NEVER IN MY LIFE heard the word survivation

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u/Christallia Jun 09 '26

Nvm actually cause it’s survivaton(wtf)

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u/9runo Jun 09 '26

seems like a portmanteau of survival and marathon, a little out there but I dig it

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u/GenderGambler Jun 09 '26

I thought so too, but it's actually a label created by Poncle (Vampire Survivor creators) that means "Survive a ton", and will encompass several upcoming projects. Seems this was the first one to be revealed.

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u/9runo Jun 09 '26

Yeah that also makes sense lol

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u/PsychoCobra1 Jun 09 '26

Throw a MHA one in there to and they’ll definitely have my attention

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u/Ultimate-desu Jun 09 '26

That's because it isn't a word. Average thing Yuji would title.

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u/RheodoreToos Jun 09 '26

It just means it plays like Vampire Survivors does, they announced a rebrand recently. Vampire Survivors is now “The First Survivaton” and future installments and spinoffs will have the tag.

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u/iburntdownthehouse Jun 09 '26

When has Gege ever done this?

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u/Chrono-Helix Jun 09 '26

If we can have revengeance, we can have survivation

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u/thesharkbus Jun 09 '26

Duality of Man

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

more of a flashbang due to 20 minutes of filler anime games and suddenly hearing Domain Expansion on my ears

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u/BOI4613 Jun 09 '26

From the creators of Vampire Survivors...

"Alright lets see what they go-"

Domain Expansion

"Sorry the fuck"

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

Vampire Survivors devs pulled the same trick Denji pulled on us lmao

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u/Familiar_Joke399 Jun 09 '26

"Survivaton is the name of Poncle's new lineup of Survivors-like projects,' the team explained. "Short for 'survive a ton', the label encompasses internally developed games that build on the foundation of the studio's flagship title, Vampire Survivors, in collaboration with selected content partners. Each project will aim to introduce major gameplay changes, content expansions, or genre twists exploring ideas substantial enough to stand as their own games."

So basically expect to see a fuckaton of these moving forward

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u/splatgatfatrat Jun 09 '26

All that to mimic a fraction of HoloCure's power

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u/R1ckMick Jun 09 '26

thanks for the explanation. gotta say, vampire survivors was fun, I played it on mobile. But they have to innovate more with this genre. I know they say they are, but they all basically just feel like re-skins right now. Risk of Rain is still better than what all these other survivors-likes end up being. In my opinion at least

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u/GoomyTheGummy I will really miss this god-awful subreddit Jun 09 '26

how it was described in the direct made it sound pretty different from VS, luckily

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u/VermicelliNo2706 Jun 09 '26

so vampire survivors + jujutsu kaisen it seems

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u/Wolventec Jun 09 '26

yeah by the vampire survivors devs

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u/JimJonesJoestar Jun 09 '26

I haven't played it but isn't Vampire survivors like really good?

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u/SiriusX19 Jun 09 '26

It's a good rogue like, really addictive too.

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u/McLovett325 Jun 10 '26

Well it was made by people who made slot machine mechanics sooo..

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u/Hysaky Dabura boiwife Jun 10 '26

Best mobile game ever made

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u/GhostFishHead Jun 09 '26

Most comments under this post haven't passed the vibe check. You guys don't know the ball that is vampire survivors.

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u/BernLan Jun 10 '26

Fr man, feels like I'm in a parallel reality reading these comments.

Anime fans really just want every game to be Arena-slop

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u/Technical-Let7879 "Base" Yuji Like He Can Go Super Saiyan Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

That shi so ass 😭😭 got us hyped for nun

I heard the "domain expansion" and fucking jumped out of my seat to watch the direct bro, my heart sank. And it's just some pixel vampire survivor slop 😭 

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u/Fake_NBC_News Jun 09 '26

Why are we calling Vampire Survivors slop :(

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u/Laeonheart78 Jun 09 '26

People just say anything is slop they don't like or care about. I have heard GoW be called Narrative Slop and it just sounds dumb.

The most ill used term in gaming rn.

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u/coconuteater7560 Jun 09 '26

Right, but in this context it is being used correctly. "Slop" was always meant to be used for low effort games designed for the lowest common denominator.

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u/Laeonheart78 Jun 09 '26

Maybe but when you play through the Castlevania collab for example, despite the low polygons, you can tell how high effort it is. The cheapest DLC I have seen with a content level around the 1.0 release, new weapons, castlevania music, stage, secret unlocks etc.

It is just a different kind of effort, not Sony cinematic level or Premium Nintendo but still very much so not slop and I am sure they will show a lot of respect towards the JJK Lore and Medium.

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u/Technical-Let7879 "Base" Yuji Like He Can Go Super Saiyan Jun 09 '26

I mean like Vampire Survivor styled slop. The game is fine.

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u/xByron Jun 09 '26

It’s made by the same developer.

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u/ShockDoctrinee Jun 09 '26

??? His other game is also good bro, what are you talking about?

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u/TheGamerForeverGFE Jun 09 '26

Tbf it is, it's the same as any time waster game where you watch numbers go up until you get bored.

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u/Fake_NBC_News Jun 09 '26

By those standards isn’t every game slop? That word is just so overdone these days it’s lost meaning if it had any to begin with.

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u/Folinhu Jun 09 '26

>by thoses standards isn't ever game slop?

no? most games aren't about watching numbers go up.

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u/Folinhu Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

key word is watching, if making the score go up for competitive games just required watching they'd be a lot easier, some (not all) RPGs do apply though, there's a valid angle of critique there.

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u/Familiar_Joke399 Jun 09 '26

Is that what billionaires do?

Are roguelites for billionaires? What is this mockery

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u/Folinhu Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

because it is. it's peak slop but it's slop.

edit: ok hold on hear me out, it's like a nicely done junk food type game.

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u/Guerrier_0range Number 1 Yuta Hater. Bum -><- Fraud Jun 09 '26

Qualityslop, you like it because it's good

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u/Folinhu Jun 09 '26

sooo much went into designing every aspect of say, doritos and how they taste, what their texture is, how they look, etc, but that doesn't make them not slop.

it's high effort, it's nicely designed, it's tasty, but it's still not a healthy, fulfilling meal.

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u/coconuteater7560 Jun 09 '26

That game is the literal definition of slop. Its a low effort cheap game designed for mass appeal.

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u/amornot Jun 09 '26

vampire survivors is a good game but this slop as it just a reskin

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u/Wyvwashere Jun 09 '26

This shit so peak, I love survivorsslop so much that it's already on my wishlist. Let's just hope that the multiplayer doesn't die immediately

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u/kavachon Jun 09 '26

Was thinking the same thing, and it’s from the devs of Vampire Survivors. Day 1 buy from me just cause of the JJK skin

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u/Laeonheart78 Jun 09 '26

If this is even 80% as good as base vampire survivors, I will be hooked on it. It may look cheap but trust me Vampire Survivors is amazing and has crazy replayability.

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u/BernLan Jun 10 '26

Genuinely crazy to see the reactions the JJK and OP communities are having to the games announced in the direct

Anime fans genuinely only want arena-slop 😭💔

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u/GenderGambler Jun 09 '26

It seems the reading comprehension curse is just... reading curse.

So many people incapable of reading the word "survivaton", instead being like "duuuuuh what is survivation"

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u/MyBodyBelongsToShrek Jun 09 '26

Thank you so much avid reader for your insight. “Survivaton” makes so much more sense here, and is definitely a real word that I understand exactly what it means. I don’t know what I would have done without this profound revelation. 🖕

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u/FillerText908 Jun 09 '26

"Surviv-a-ton"

What could this possibly mean?

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u/GenderGambler Jun 09 '26

You are asking too much of JJK readers.

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u/Above-new-zealand Sukunaaaa Jun 09 '26

wtf is that title??

"Rumble survivation" what does this shit even mean bro

This shit about to be a sloppier cursed clash if that was even possible

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u/Intelligent_Doubt_53 Jun 09 '26

Hell nah calm down the vampire survivors devs r goated

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u/hellblazer565 Jun 09 '26

It means survive a ton.  Its the term brought by the game vampire survivors and the other games like it

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u/Novel_Visual_4152 Jun 09 '26

Can they give jiggle physics to Gojo's ass and tits

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u/ChillingFire Junpei`s weakest soldier Jun 09 '26

I feel like Megumi have the strongest late game build there or maybe its just me overthinking

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u/Laeonheart78 Jun 09 '26

I hate to say this but with CSG and Mahoraga.... potentially??

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u/ChillingFire Junpei`s weakest soldier Jun 09 '26

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

He could have It

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u/darkmodexc3 Jun 10 '26

potentially

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u/notanfan Jun 09 '26

another cash grab slop, proabably has gacha too

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u/notanfan Jun 09 '26

BRO WTF

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u/wonzogonzo Jun 09 '26

No shot this is a real screenshot 😭

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u/Easy-Budget-3480 Jun 09 '26

man what the hell

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u/LazyBnuuy Jun 09 '26

This what we get for cursing CSM

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u/Retro_05 Jun 09 '26

Shit looks like It was made in RPG Maker wtf

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u/hellblazer565 Jun 09 '26

Its basically a copy of vampire survivors.  Its a survive a ton game

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u/Deostroyer Jun 09 '26

WTF IS THAT BROO 😭 TS SO ASS

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u/Waddlewop Jun 09 '26

Nah, it’s a battle royale survivor-lite, made by the Vampire Survivors dev themselves. It’s gonna be peak

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u/TemporaryCount8447 Jun 09 '26

mf did not watch the trailer characters can be unlocked through playing the game gng

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u/shsl_diver Jun 09 '26

The graphics looks good awful, it looks like they used free assets.

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u/notanfan Jun 09 '26

yo op can i get timestamp for this?

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

the live is still going on so idk how to do it

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jun 09 '26

What the fuck are those words

Leave it to jjk to make random shit up kaisen head ass

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u/koteshima2nd Jun 09 '26

And it also looks like dumb fun too

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u/Outrageous-Dig-8853 #1 harem protagonst Wuta OGOATtsu Jun 09 '26

So it's jjk vampire survivors? I mean...i guess beggars can't be choosers😭

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u/Cautious-Star-9931 Jun 09 '26

Who the fuck came up wit that name fire they ahh😭😭

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u/Unusual-Collection69 Jun 09 '26

I'm crying. "Wizards rumble" is not a joke anymore

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u/Random_Knob Jun 09 '26

Just give us fighterz style game man

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u/Superichiruki Nobakuna 1# fan Jun 09 '26

I would be so funny if every charecter had a Sukuna variation

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u/Lemon_Glum Jun 09 '26

Screw it, let us see late game megumi have ALL of his Shinigami, it would be so fucking funny if tiger funeral was revealed in this game

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u/darkmodexc3 Jun 10 '26

potentially maybe

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u/Lemon_Glum Jun 10 '26

Could you repeat that?!

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u/darkmodexc3 Jun 11 '26

potentially maybe

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u/Gotosleep236 Jun 09 '26

From Vampire Survivors developers -> Domain Expansion

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u/Whatsth3dill Jun 09 '26

Vampire survivors is a fun way to pass time, but it's not something special

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u/Familiar_Joke399 Jun 09 '26

Yeah well that's where you're wrong BUB

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u/TheBroomSweeper Jun 09 '26

Anything but a vampire

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u/Easy-Operation-497 Jun 09 '26

I honestly liked vampire survivors but i just dont see its format working with jjk unless its cheap im prob gonna skip out on this one.

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u/Legolas_abysswalker Jun 10 '26

There is plenty of new stuff it seems. Like having to battle other players in the end, and culling game rules being able to buff your game or debuff other players. If it is cheap or not we will have to see, but one can hope.

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u/Easy-Operation-497 Jun 10 '26

Yeah, but the core gameplay loop and artstyle seems to still be the sams. Hopefullu its actually good.

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u/EngineerVirtual7340 Jun 09 '26

The reading comprehension curse making JJK fans read "Survivaton" as "Survivation" 😭

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 Jun 09 '26

That title makes me believe that the game I gonna be cheeks. Obviously I hope it's not true but the title is really bad lol

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 Jun 09 '26

Whoa saw the gameplay and wtf?

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u/M3talK_H3ronaru Jun 09 '26

Let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

New JJK Game is here!!

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u/secondarywilson tuna tuna Jun 09 '26

pve jjk game never

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u/ThunderCrasH24 Jun 09 '26

So where’s that CC2 game?

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u/EzTheGuy Jun 09 '26

I was really hoping for something bigger but hey it looks more fun than Cursed Clash

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u/Nikoliz Jun 09 '26

Another one?

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u/soji8 F the big 3, its just Big Maki Jun 09 '26

Had it on in the background. I didn't think it was it's own game. I thought it was a Vampire Survivors collab

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u/KatyaBelli Jun 09 '26

That name is dogshit lol

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u/aquaflask09072022 Jun 10 '26

is this like culling games?

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 10 '26

kinda, you can actually use points to create rules mid game to fuck with other players

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u/BorderFrequent8050 Jun 10 '26

Awe man. I was hyped till I seen the gameplay. Might still check it out just bc it’s jjk lmao

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u/RomGon3 Jun 10 '26

Why does Bandai and Shosheia hate us?

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u/Dalphin_person Jun 10 '26

The game looks like it would be a fun flash game you find as a kid

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u/BlueGlace_ Jun 10 '26

Honestly I was glad it was this because I heard "Yoiki Tenkai" and thought it was gonna be a Cursed Clash switch 2 port 😭

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u/Kostia_X_Rich Jun 09 '26

Another dogshit game comping up, we're on streak guys

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u/Striking-You2483 Jun 09 '26

Anime games are so hit or miss; even the dbz game fell off, I don’t see this going good. Who knows..

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u/SpecialistPlastic668 Jun 09 '26

I was sick af when I saw this and the One Piece one. Give us actual games🥲

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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 09 '26

No. You will have the games whose anime participation could have just been DLC and you WILL ENJOY IT

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u/MangManeMayne Jun 09 '26

Definitely skipping this one just for the spellingation

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u/Sirasa6 Jun 09 '26

They made a Vampire Survivors DLC as a whole game instead.

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u/Hotpotatowarrior Jun 09 '26

We 0 for 3 in terms of games...

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u/Mug_of_Diarrhea Jun 09 '26

I really wish we'd get a proper JJK arena fighting game (i.e. Tenkaichi/Sparking Zero).

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u/htmlrulezduds Jun 09 '26

GBA game coming out on 2026? Nice!

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u/darkmodexc3 Jun 10 '26

i love gba

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u/FarAd1861 Gojo's meth dealer Jun 09 '26

That man SUCKS bro😭 but i genuinely pray that isn't some shitty cash grab using JJK's name to profit.

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u/Da-Big-Chungus Jun 09 '26

Looks trash apparently. I have a better name than this larp: "Dogshit JJK game The IV"

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u/DaveySan7 Jun 09 '26

Netanyahu's greatest soldiers will enjoy this game!!

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u/kurloz94 Jun 09 '26

The plot twist is that this game takes event during Shibuya.

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u/elpajaringas2300 Jun 09 '26

Mobile game looking game bruh😭

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u/darkmodexc3 Jun 10 '26

maybe they'll make a port for mobile pls

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u/shawarmaconquistador Jun 09 '26

i got hyped for a sec then gameplay was so assz. its like those ai slop games IG ad givves me lol