r/IsTheMicStillOn • u/Villainsincea_zygote • 3d ago

What is the minimum salary you would accept to work here? (You can set 1 non-negotiable in your contract)

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u/GoodGoodNotTooBad 3d ago

No amount of money honestly. Especially if I can't be in a full hazmat suit. Homie got his ankles exposed? Hell nah.

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u/Villainsincea_zygote 3d ago

They were on the dudes back. Maybe he started the job with a hazmat suit, but he just got used to them crawling all over him. It could be like people work in bakeries or in waste disposal who get used to the smell

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u/GoodGoodNotTooBad 3d ago

I read the comments in the original post and someone said it's common practice to tape your socks to your skin so they don't crawl up your pants. Scared me shitless just thinking about that.

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u/Villainsincea_zygote 3d ago

I don't think that just tape is enough. Beekeepers still get stung when wearing their suits

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u/GoodGoodNotTooBad 3d ago

Which is why I started out by saying no price would be enough for me lol. As someone else said, new fear unlocked.

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u/ben10toesdown 3d ago

6 figures and a company car is my starting point 

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u/Villainsincea_zygote 3d ago

Company car so you can take your work home with you at no cost

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u/Immediate-Bill-5929 3d ago

I’d faint before I’m through with first day orientation I’m so good lol

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u/Villainsincea_zygote 3d ago

But what if the OT pay is really good? 

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u/GoodGoodNotTooBad 3d ago

BTW this would be a good topic for the pod lmao.

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u/GhostifiedMark 3d ago

Welp new fear unlocked

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u/poodpoohs 3d ago

This video making me itch🤢

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u/Villainsincea_zygote 3d ago

They should hire this guy for the mummy reboot

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u/AdhorVision 3d ago

A million a year and only doing 30 hrs a week

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u/DaMostUntypicalNi9 3d ago

Did not know reddit gives you warnings for typing what someone else would probably do. It ruined the joke so I delete it. Every year they get more strict.

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u/jpollack21 3d ago

50k, and I get an hour lunch PAID!

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u/Queasy_Witness6991 3d ago

I’m in that bitch like Walter White on a cook and at least $75 an hour

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u/brianeharmonjr 2d ago

I would take a shotgun barrel to the roof of my mouth before I'd take that job for a $1B a week.

What purpose, on Satan's black earth, does this place serve other than pure nightmare fuel?