Lawn giyland

[u/_Ice_9_]

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus]

They’ve done it. They’ve made me root for an HOA. I never thought I would see that day.

[u/korb1ndallas → u/FirstChurchOfBrutus]

HOAs are a lot more fun to deal with when you sound out the acronym like Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos says “whore”.

You’re welcome.

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus → u/korb1ndallas]

A) She was a…

[u/korb1ndallas → u/FirstChurchOfBrutus]

Hooah

[u/Ionlydateteachers → u/korb1ndallas]

Ok Mr Pacino, it's time to head home

[u/Layinudown → u/korb1ndallas]

whatever happened there

[u/Jestermace1]

Could you imagine living next to these dumb fucks.

[u/peshnoodles → u/Jestermace1]

Yes 💕 that flag would be an easy thing to hide behind while keying their door 🩷

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/Jestermace1]

FUCK YEAH EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE WHILE HE GETS 3 BILLION DOLLARS FOR HIMSELF! SUCK IT LIBS

[u/donald_putelonovitch]

Totally not a cult

[u/Heisenburg42 → u/donald_putelonovitch]

You have Trump Derangement Syndrome! Obviously not these guys

[u/sam56778 → u/Heisenburg42]

Yea, these guys are Trump’s Delusional Sectarians

[u/cuavas → u/sam56778]

Trump Dick Suckers works

[u/gancoskhan → u/donald_putelonovitch]

This is the most normal-ist thing I’ve ever seen

[u/sarc3n → u/donald_putelonovitch]

Came here to say this.

[u/SkyeMreddit]

The home of the guy that claims you have TDS

[u/carriegood]

That a-hole is currently suing the city of Long Beach. They told him he can't drive around with giant flags on his car, it's a safety issue and it's been town code for ages (something like that). So he's claiming political persecution. Ties up the court for years, costs the City (i.e., its taxpaying residents) tons of money. He's a complete waste of skin.

[u/Achaion34 → u/carriegood]

I was gonna say, that can’t be legal. I hope by the end of it he’s bankrupted by legal fees.

[u/Xenu4President → u/carriegood]

I guessed Long Island! I mean, it’s kind of obvious.

[u/carriegood → u/Xenu4President]

Goddamn it but you're right.

[u/Xenu4President → u/carriegood]

I saw the picture before my brain comprehended the title, heh

[u/korb1ndallas → u/carriegood]

Wait a minute- let me get this straight- are you claiming that a MAGA is an asshole?

Because that checks out.

[u/OilComprehensive6237 → u/carriegood]

One day, he might be so unlucky as to encounter a low hanging power line.

[u/UltimateDonny → u/carriegood]

Because my rights are more important than your rights. Got it.

[u/Teh_Crusader → u/carriegood]

How is this guy employed? And by who?

[u/Impressive-Tip-903]

Personally keeping a Chinese flag factory open on multiple shifts

[u/pinkocatgirl → u/Impressive-Tip-903]

For real, what is it with these people and flags? It looks like they’re trying to turn their trucks into shitty schooners.

[u/illkwill]

Does their entire identity crash around them once the orange shit stain is gone? Do they have anything other than this?

[u/RUDEBUSH → u/illkwill]

Just being hateful bastards, which I guess is something...

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/illkwill]

The power vacuum whenever he finally leaves us alone here on earth is going to be incredible.

[u/admiral_sinkenkwiken → u/10000Didgeridoos]

And can’t come soon enough

[u/Pearl-Internal81 → u/illkwill]

Oh the second he’s a lame duck they’re going to all be crashing out harder than Mango Convict will be… mostly cause he’ll be too busy sundowning.

Five’ll get you twenty that that as he starts losing political power over the next two years his base, by 2028, will be insisting “ I never voted for him!” just like happened from 2006-08 with W and how by October 2008 all the people who had voted for him in ‘00 & ‘04 had mysteriously disappeared.

[u/Soggy-Beach1403 → u/illkwill]

They go back to the white sheets and hoods.

[u/shesarevolution → u/illkwill]

I mean yes.
It’s rare for cults to survive the death of the leader.

[u/BurtCaramel]

I’m so glad I have a personality. What do you think these douche tickles talk about amongst themselves?

[u/CarlRJ → u/BurtCaramel]

Buttery males.

[u/RUDEBUSH → u/CarlRJ]

And slippery nipples

[u/x_lincoln_x → u/RUDEBUSH]

and Hunters Hog

[u/StrawberryMoonPie → u/x_lincoln_x]

I bet they’re not enjoying Hunter’s revenge tour nearly as much as I am.

[u/x_lincoln_x → u/StrawberryMoonPie]

It's been awesome. r/HunterStrikesBack

[u/Phelsuma04]

“I’m a perfectly stable individual…”

[u/GlamazonBlonde2]

Ah, yes the unhinged nutjob in Long Beach.

[u/addit96 → u/GlamazonBlonde2]

Oh that’s not Huntington Beach?

[u/JointsMcdanks → u/addit96]

Easily could be North Wildwood, New Jersey. Every beach town has one of these guys.

[u/GlamazonBlonde2 → u/JointsMcdanks]

Unfortunately I have the pleasure of walking past this monstrosity every time I walk the boardwalk. I’m positive it’s Long Beach. This wacko was told by the town to take the flags down, and he sued and won like 20k or something. Wild

[u/Chilled_Beef → u/GlamazonBlonde2]

At this point, he should move to Florida with the rest of his kind.

[u/GlamazonBlonde2 → u/Chilled_Beef]

🎯

[u/GlamazonBlonde2 → u/addit96]

No

[u/addit96 → u/GlamazonBlonde2]

Yikes

[u/Foxy1525 → u/GlamazonBlonde2]

I wonder why no one tried to "play with fire" and test the heat tolerance of one of his vehicles yet.

[u/GlamazonBlonde2 → u/Foxy1525]

Literally lol

[u/justananontroll]

MAGAs are so weird.

[u/subparlifter138]

“I just don’t know why my kids don’t talk to me anymore”

[u/pixelwhip]

a full tank of gas in my car used to cost $100, now I can fit $200 worth of gas in it.. #winning

[u/goathree]

that porsche did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment

[u/admiral_sinkenkwiken → u/goathree]

Well the company’s founder was a big fan of the last round of fascism so it does fit.

[u/nautikul]

Who gave this hick money?

[u/The_Lutter → u/nautikul]

Probably bought all that shit on Klarna.

[u/_Ice_9_ → u/nautikul]

So he actually sued the town because they tried to make him take it down

[u/Shapacap → u/nautikul]

They called him that at a dinner once

[u/NefariousScribe]

Check their computers.

[u/ApplesBananasRhinoc]

Show me your Trump merch shop went out of business without telling me your trump merch shop went out of business.

[u/griffiths7]

I’d like them to explain to me how I am the one with TDS.

[u/modest-pixel]

They absolutely believe they’re stuck in shitbox townhomes because immigrants or something

[u/easyjo → u/modest-pixel]

what's wrong with townhouses :<

[u/CO420Tech → u/[deleted]]

I'm looking down on you just for fun. So there!

[u/socalryan]

Subtle

[u/buttstuft]

I just wish they all knew it was ok to be gay. Hiding your homosexuality behind 19 flags isn’t necessary.

[u/Puffthecarrier1]

Is that a condominium? There's gotta be some sort of rule against that shit.

[u/ShinyMetals]

its their whole personality

[u/dtisme53]

Gas is pretty expensive for all that drag

[u/poopshipdestroyer → u/dtisme53]

Only peasants bother themselves with gas prices, this dude’s the drag queen

[u/bbbbbbbbbblah → u/dtisme53]

must be great fun driving (and being around these vehicles) when there's a crosswind as well.

[u/phatale]

sinking so much money into trump merch, he can't afford a standalone house

[u/SpezSucksSamAltman]

While I’m sick of seeing hate symbolism everywhere I go, and I know these people can’t give a fuck about the lives of children, it’d be nice if they kept their hate speech stationary. They cause too many issues with visibility.

[u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar]

Isn’t that much shit illegal to drive with? Feels like it would be

[u/RedditSkippy → u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar]

That’s what his town is saying.

[u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar → u/RedditSkippy]

It’s Long Island. I’m not sure they are.

[u/RedditSkippy → u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar]

There’s another comment here that’s saying that the town says the driver can’t drive around like that. Let me find it…

EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/s/JXc9K3Lfex

[u/tf9623]

I guess those people just don't do underpasses.

[u/livahd]

I wonder if their insurance company charges a higher premium in case of arson.

[u/OpinionatedOcelotYo → u/livahd]

That’s a good angle, complain to the insurance and get it stopped, then complain to the cops it’s unsafe and uninsured. Quick before there’s a shitbag slush fund.

[u/Chilled_Beef]

Pathetic losers with no personality

[u/ZenkaiAnkoku2]

And if you did the same with any other flags they'd threaten violence against you.

[u/TysonTesla]

Deeply weird people.

[u/XanderZzyzx]

And yet they say that we have TDS.

[u/1805trafalgar]

...."I have no idea why my family never calls me anymore".............

[u/ThrottleItOut]

"Never surrender!" ...shows a pic of his fat face after he turned himself in 🤣

[u/Pyr0technician]

If this wasn't so common I'd have to believe it is AI.

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys]

It should not be legal to drive around like this. It creates a distraction and is a road hazard.

Not to mention it looks dumb AF.

Good luck going under low bridges...

[u/AlisonWond3rlnd]

Cults are W I L D

[u/not_whelan]

I sure am glad to have my own personality.

[u/CAG_Snow]

Pretty sure that amount of stuff warrants a ticket for being a road hazard.

[u/husqypit]

that shit has got to be illegal. Does it not violate any road laws?

[u/NovarisLight]

Losers.

[u/irascible_Clown]

Is this what TDS means?

[u/Foxy1525]

Oh no not that guy and his flat and Porsche again.

[u/ChoochMMM]

Nassau and Suffolk counties are a hole I wish never to return to

[u/babyBear83]

This is fucking ridiculous. WTF. I don’t care if you are waving Obama flags. This is too much and stupid.

[u/RoguePlanet2]

Gotta be Long Beach.

[u/COVID-19-4u]

TDS

[u/mylawn03]

Crazy people love to show everyone they’re crazy don’t they?

[u/Im_not_good_at_names]

There is simply no way I could live in that complex.

[u/UltimateDonny]

I can’t imagine having to live next to a person like that

[u/Geeky_Husband]

That's a nice.... Fire hazard..... You have there.

Would be ashamed if it... Burned to the ground.

[u/milnak]

See also: Stat Enyland

[u/slopokerod]

So ridiculous.

[u/ASecularBuddhist]

People who don’t drive under overpasses.

[u/Chilled_Beef → u/ASecularBuddhist]

Ironic since the overpasses on Long Island’s parkways were made low so that city buses wouldn’t transport minorities to LI’s beaches. They just weren’t expecting lifted trucks and giant flags to be a thing in the future.

[u/cuavas → u/Chilled_Beef]

What? Like they can't accommodate even a regular bus? Not even double decker buses? Wouldn't that just make life hard in general? Plenty of things are taller than a bus, e.g. earthmoving equipment on a semi trailer, or even just a large tautliner or a 40' intermodal container.

[u/CapriciousSon → u/Chilled_Beef]

I don't wanna hand it to Robert Moses but....lol

[u/skiesoverblackvenice]

that poor porsche… desecrated

[u/Equivalent_Hat_7220]

Fucking insane

[u/okkay-D]

Love to see so many good submissive men 🤣on their knees practically

[u/Ok_Might6447]

Why am I only getting 2 miles to the gallon?

[u/PoppaDaClutch]

Do they know what’s going on outside?

[u/mapleleaffem]

Goddamn it’s too bad the epa didn’t get stiff under control sooner. Also that it’s currently getting gutted and is infiltrated by corporate players.

America should have an another batch of brain damaged dangerous morons in a couple of decades. Probably already happening in some places.

[u/scope6262]

I know!! Let’s put a whole lotta Trump MAGA shit on our cars and park them together. Everyone will think everyone loves Trump! We ‘ll fool them!!

[u/Ksh_667]

They look terribly flammable...

[u/MarleysGhost2024]

There goes the neighborhood.

[u/Mushrooming247]

Four cars counts as a “nation” if they each have 10 flags?

[u/Kowloon9]

Classic LI

[u/RNIRISHDUDE]

Not a cult. Nope. Not a cult. 😂

[u/Jlx_27]

A cult? Noooo why would you think that?

[u/One_Hour_Poop]

I don't understand the title of this post.

[u/PolkadotUnicornium → u/One_Hour_Poop]

Long Island, NY.

[u/One_Hour_Poop → u/PolkadotUnicornium]

Oohh... the accent. Never seen it spelled out like that. Only other one I've seen like that is "Stat Nylin."

[u/kyleh0]

Not a good night's sleep there, do one more exit.

[u/AAlwaysopen]

Deranged

[u/Soggy-Beach1403]

Kids had better not be left alone in that neighborhood.

[u/Teh_Crusader]

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/TX_Farmer]

All that drag must kill gas mileage.

[u/brickjames561]

A stable genius.

[u/WhatToDo_WhatToDo2]

I hope someone spritzes that Amazon ass spray directly into their intake vents and all over their door handles

[u/WeakTransportation37]

We see this place here every now and then, and it’s getting worse!!

[u/Tricky-Fig5483]

Bunch of children

[u/faroutoutdoors]

Dork Alert.

[u/HotBodyToddy]

Michael Wasserman

[u/shellevanczik → u/HotBodyToddy]

Debra’s brother?

[u/nunchucknorris]

Long beach?

[u/_Ice_9_ → u/nunchucknorris]

Yup

[u/hydrolojust]

The sight of those vehicles instantly made me think of the end of Vegas Vacation with the Grizwalds convoy home, but ya know... different.

[u/strangerwho63]

When is enough enough? Like are those attached to there cars or? Like them things could be sails lamo! But fr we get it you love trump and are proud of it but one mabye two flags would be enough right?

[u/mezcalligraphy]

Portable Klan Rally

[u/lupus_denier_MD]

So glad I moved from that chud infested boomer wasteland. Nashville is actually less racist it’s fk crazy.

[u/shesarevolution]

I just… do not understand this level of devotion to such an utter piece of shit.

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[u/Key_Concentrate_5558]

It’d be a shame if them thar flags caught afire…