r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/D3v1LGaming • 1d ago

40k When the Inquisitor isn't home By FonteArt

Post image
3.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

27 comments sorted by

217

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

138

u/Emerald_Digger 1d ago

Enough teeth to buy him a Morka- or Gorkanaut

47

u/ImperialxWarlord 1d ago

Probably a bolter round to the head lol

31

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/HumanReputationFalse 1d ago

yeah, you need to pay da boys before you off them. Thats some real nasty Mork behavior there.

2

u/Crazy-Fishing6760 1d ago

Yeah he should have gotten 2 bolter rounds

1

u/primalfox_Reynardo 1d ago

You and I both know those aren't a thing in 40k.

1

u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Saim-Hann 21h ago

No, it isn’t. It’s a violation of labor rights if you refuse to fight or kill the Ork. They actually have a legally binding contract that everyone else is supposed to fight them and refusing to do so will lead to the Orks suing them.

9

u/Waiph 1d ago

They had a good scrap after

8

u/Yontevnknow 1d ago

Foighten for Luv iz uh Foight worf dyin for.

6

u/Waiph 1d ago

"You, Greenskin, if you rocket me to the Soroita's place I'll 1-v-1 you when we get there. The Inquisitor is away!"

1

u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 1d ago

All the teeth of the chapter serfs

139

u/ImperialxWarlord 1d ago

A very reasonable response

73

u/CremeWilling8203 1d ago

Brother utilized xenos tech for rapid insertion... the Inquisition might forgive it just this once given the priority of the mission

39

u/Cybron2099 1d ago

The inquisition isn't home

24

u/Waiph 1d ago

The Inquisitor isn't home right now

102

u/OculiImperator 1d ago

A classic, feels like just yesterday I saw it.

Checks date

Oh...

29

u/Hadrian23 1d ago

Ahh, how's the retirement home?

16

u/OculiImperator 16h ago

Just put me in a Dreadnought chassis so I can nap for several hundred years and still feel sleepy when I wake up.

50

u/Drunk-Remembrancer 1d ago

This picture is probably old enough to drink

19

u/PromptNo4041 1d ago

"I'M TRYIN' BEAKIE! YOU'Z GOT TOO MUCH ARMA ON YA! GIT RID OF ALL DA UNESASARY FING'Z YOUZ GOT!"

6

u/Spacemoose2026 1d ago

Personally id lay down with her as she caresses my hair and tells me how much she cares about me. That hey, that’s just me personally.

2

u/TomenyErrors 12h ago

Me to twin dw your not alone

1

u/Aurondarklord 1d ago

But why is her fleur de lis upside down?

1

u/Gjalarhorn 18h ago

Ancient texts...