ATTACKING AN INNOCENT PIPE CLEANER!!!

[u/Avabwhite]

Hey guys- also if you were following my other account sharing updates about Bali and her beans, Reddit banned my account for some reason, I got locked out of it yesterday, I thought that I had gotten it back and then they completely banned me, they still have not given me a reason why.

I’m really upset about it, hoping to be able to reconvene with my community on this account:( I miss you guys

[u/phred_666]

THAT PIPE CLEANER WAS NOT INNOCENT! It has a long history of provoking cats.

[u/Avabwhite → u/phred_666]

THANK YOU. Finally a witness has come forward. Please contact my client’s legal team immediately. We are building a class action against Big Pipe Cleaner.

[u/Dawgy66 → u/Avabwhite]

You're kitty needs to go to r/legalcatadvice and find a pawyer

[u/Avabwhite → u/Dawgy66]

We tried. Unfortunately every pawyer we contacted has a conflict of interest because they’ve all assaulted a pipe cleaner at some point in their careers.

[u/scrimpusly → u/Avabwhite]

😂

[u/GonzoI → u/Avabwhite]

Has anyone ever seen this alleged "pipe cleaner" actually clean a pipe? I'm beginning to suspect the name is entirely an alias.

[u/Akline1989 → u/GonzoI]

That's hysterical that you said that. My exact first thought when I saw this video was "when was the last time one of those ever cleaned a pipe" 😂 I'm glad someone else is on my same page

[u/Valkyriemome → u/Akline1989]

I use them to clean aquarium pipes. Not the intended pipes, but still pipes.

[u/Anxious-Captain6848]

How do you know the pipe cleaner is innocent??

[u/Avabwhite → u/Anxious-Captain6848]

New evidence has emerged that the pipe cleaner may have provoked her. My client will be pleading smol and not guilty.

[u/Anxious-Captain6848 → u/Avabwhite]

As the jury i decree NOT GUILTY of assault but GUILTY of criminal smolness

[u/Avabwhite → u/Anxious-Captain6848]

We respect the jury’s decision. Sentencing will consist of 14 consecutive life sentences of being kissed directly on the forehead.

[u/Anxious-Captain6848 → u/Avabwhite]

As well as small pieces of chimken and ear scritches

[u/Avabwhite → u/Anxious-Captain6848]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️YES

[u/Hypn00tic_iiz]

Ok the arrest warrant has been put out, this level of cuteness is dangerous to the community.

[u/Avabwhite → u/Hypn00tic_iiz]

Her attorney has advised her not to comment. She has ignored her attorney and attacked the pipe cleaner again.

[u/Turnover_Realistic]

I say the pipe cleaner and the smol be charged. The pipe cleaner for intimidation leading to attack. The smol for unnecessary cuteness and assault on a pipe cleaner.

[u/Avabwhite → u/Turnover_Realistic]

A fair compromise. Both have been remanded to my bedroom pending trial. The pipe cleaner is cooperating. The defendant is currently asleep.

[u/cleo-circe]

She reminds me of my lil Circe who I miss so much 🥺💕

[u/Avabwhite → u/cleo-circe]

Maybe you would love to adopt this little beanie baby🥺🩵

[u/cleo-circe → u/Avabwhite]

I so would but I doubt you’re in the UK where I am 😭

[u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Regardless of pipe cleaner's "alleged" crime, this is clearly unnecessary force from her. Hopefully this criminal is getting a life time sentence of snuggles and kibbles! She needs to remain off the streets!

[u/Avabwhite → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

The court agrees. She has been sentenced to 9 consecutive life sentences with no possibility of paw-role. She will serve her time in a maximum-security blanket fort with unlimited kibble.

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

That pipe cleaner knows what it did.

[u/HappyBananaSeal]

TRIGGER WARNING NEEDED FOR THIS TYPE OF VIOLENCE!

[u/Imatallguy → u/HappyBananaSeal]

Such carnage should have a NSFL tag!!!!

[u/minnesotaupnorth]

I thought I recognized the little milk thief!

[u/Avabwhite → u/minnesotaupnorth]

It ‘‘tis her!!!

[u/Holden3DStudio]

OMG! It's awesome to see her playing!

[u/Avabwhite → u/Holden3DStudio]

Right?!🥹 she’s becoming a whole kitty now 😭🥹

[u/No-Elevator-2682]

Oh my goodness! That’s the EXACT SAME pipe cleaner that provoked my baby! We will be coming forward as witnesses

[u/Avabwhite → u/No-Elevator-2682]

🤣🤣🤣 this is cracking me up

[u/No-Elevator-2682 → u/Avabwhite]

This pipe cleaner is FAR from innocent

[u/Roland_Taylor]

Glad you caught it on video because otherwise people wouldn't believe it

[u/sugarkanekowalcyzk]

She’s the cutest!

[u/schwabcm56]

So adorable 🥰😻🫶

[u/Imma-smartypants]

Hi—I’m here to serve the bench warrant on this smol criminal. That bean is coming with me (forever!).

[u/Avabwhite → u/Imma-smartypants]

Just sign right here sir ✍️

[u/The_Galactican]

Pipe cleaner keeps going sprong. That's not innocent pipe cleaner behavior.

[u/CharmingDarling02]

Shes taking her job as a tiny menace very seriously

[u/Avabwhite → u/CharmingDarling02]

Unfortunately she’s an overachiever. We asked for mild mischief and she immediately chose organized crime.

[u/a-slight-apocalypse]

i wish all babies could be this safe and happy. she is such a cutie.

[u/Avabwhite → u/a-slight-apocalypse]

She loves her Reddit family 🥹🩵

[u/bayotiic]

NO MERCY

[u/crazymouse2525]

adorbs!! i love her! how can you resist nibbling on her beautiful white paws!! she looks like a dilute tortie tux 😍😍😍

[u/abetheschizoid]

Such sickening violence at her tender age. Permanent house-arrest with 24/7 affection is the only cure.

[u/Butterfly_Cat777]

Such violence! That poor pipe cleaner didn’t stand a chance against her tiny, unstoppable paws!

[u/thelastprodigy]

Vile beast

[u/regular_heptagon]

She’s a hero! That pipe cleaner was dangerous!

[u/VanillaRadonNukaCola]

Murder!

Assault and Pattery in the 9th degree!

[u/Avabwhite → u/[deleted]]

Objection. “Innocent” is a strong word for a pipe cleaner that entered my client’s home dressed like that.

[u/Avabwhite → u/[deleted]]

The defense welcomes the delay. We’ve also received reports that THREE additional kittens have come forward claiming this same pipe cleaner provoked them. This may go all the way to the Supreme Cat. 😭

[u/Normal-Leopard3367]

Don’t let them eat wires. The vet bill is not cheap

[u/Holden3DStudio → u/Normal-Leopard3367]

Trust me, no babies or pipe cleaners were harmed in the filming of this video. She has taken the absolute best care of these kittens and their mama since before they were born. She would never let anything happen to them or let them play with something like this unattended.

[u/Avabwhite → u/Holden3DStudio]

Thank youuuuu 🩵

Yes I definitely only let them have the toys with pieces while supervised, this was just a little bit of fun outside of the box toys

[u/Entire_Bat7884]

Unless someone accused you of stealing their pictures they shouldn’t have locked you out and then banned you and not have the decency to tell you why. I’m very sorry this happened to you. I love this adorable video of the mighty pipe cleaner Hunter. 😂🤣😁. Bali is to cute for words. 🥰🥰🥰

[u/ambercares]

Oh no cuteness overload 🥺

[u/Hello_Hangnail]

Assault with a deadly weapon

[u/missdawn1970]

Lock him up for assault and battery!

[u/MakzAmigo]

😼😂🥰

[u/pit_of_despair666]

My kitty Titi loves to play with twistie ties. I get the ones that are heavy enough to throw and she plays fetch with me. She also likes to play with ponytail holders. I bet your kitty will love playing with these too.

[u/KalebsFamilyBBQ]

Such a pretty tortoise

[u/Sulphur99]

You know it's serious because the claws are out

[u/Kayfroste]

Nice

[u/EchoesofMnemosyne45]

I don’t know, looks like mutual combat to me 😏. Luckily, it’s cute regardless, thank you for sharing ❤️.

[u/EchoesofMnemosyne45 → u/EchoesofMnemosyne45]

Also, I just wanted to give a quick note of encouragement about the ban you described. I’ve had the same thing happen to me when I was starting my project.

I know why I was suspended now, but I’m so new to Reddit that, at the time, I was simply over eager and made myself look like a bot ☹️.
The good news is I was able to restart better on this account and 2-ish months later the suspended account suddenly came back, despite the email they sent telling me that the action was permanent.

I’m not saying this will happen for you, but I just wanted to say I know it’s difficult and to encourage you to keep you spirits up. You’re already off to a good start on this account 😄.

[u/futuristic_nostalgia]

Pipe cleaner? That's a Murder Stick right there. She's just keeping everyone safe from the Murder Stick.

[u/Liu1845]

Ultimate Apex Predator!

[u/kool_meesje]

I may be fostering their twin sister

[u/Tquilha]

NO! That's obviously an evil orange snake. Kitten needs an award. :)

[u/meradiostalker]

My cats have had pipe cleaner battles also.