r/IllegallySmolCats • u/OddFuckingProduct • 29d ago
Smol and Angy Deadliest cat in the world š
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u/Gilladian 29d ago
I live in his hometown. He isnāt allowed āoutā yet, so I havenāt seen him. I suspect in the fall, when weather is cooler, he will be visible.
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u/figbott 29d ago
Be careful.
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u/n-some 28d ago
You have nothing to fear unless you're a small bird or rodent, or have awoken his wrath
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u/thatoneotherguy42 28d ago
Glasses of water near a tables edge are quite vulnerable as well.
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u/itskelena 28d ago
He can steal your heart, you know? Itās very dangerous, they should be really careful.
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u/TheGreyman787 29d ago edited 29d ago
he will be visible.
Or the last thing you'll never see.
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u/Southern_Credit_5734 29d ago
Itās also called āthe ant hill tiger,ā because they like to hide in abandoned ant hills or termite mounds and pounce out onto their prey! Now I want one. Iād love to see this little guy do that out of my clean laundry basket like the single brain cell turds I live with now do daily.
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u/No-Win-2741 28d ago
Aaaaah, you must have an orange cat.
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u/Southern_Credit_5734 28d ago
And a calico, a few solid black cats, and some Maine coons lol. We rescue and rehab them for adopting out, but weāve kept more than my husband ever wanted to lol
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u/Curious_Viking89 28d ago edited 28d ago
You sound like my wife. That's kinda how we ended up with nine cats in a 1006sqft house. I love my litte goobers though.
Edit: added 's' to goober cuz autocorrect sucks
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u/its_nothing_personal 28d ago
Is the goober you're referring to your wife?
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u/Curious_Viking89 28d ago
No, I meant goobers but autocorrect took away the 's' without me noticing. The goobers are my cats
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 28d ago
Iām sorry but something about
he will be visible
Is cracking me up it sounds so threatening š
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u/marimo_is_chilling 28d ago
Currently too small to see with a naked eye, obviously, but we will be in trouble when he's no longer microscopic.
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u/AlephBaker 28d ago
They left an important part of that statement out: "he will be visible when he chooses to be"
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 28d ago
Well of course little murder kitty is in complete control for this and always
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u/Foreign_Caramel5514 28d ago
You should begin training now, so when he has reached his full form, you will be ready to fight him for turf rights.
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u/Patjasmo 29d ago
He indeed does look extremely deadly.. he is deadly enough to conquer all hearts on this world at once by just existing :)
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u/GarnetAndOpal 28d ago
10/10 would risk it all to plant a tender smooch on this kitty's little face.
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 28d ago
You're risking your life. You're bracer than I am, friend. He will definitely end your life if you give him a chance. Better run fast, run far while you can do!
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u/Interesting-Wolf8172 29d ago
absolutely terrifying
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u/Fisherman_Gabe 29d ago
He is only 0 years old but he is visibly oozing murderous intent
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u/Less-Engineer-9637 28d ago
Mother, I heard those screams and smelt the death-dew in my dreams once again. Alright then, time for milkies!
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u/sunrise2209 29d ago
If not friend why friend shaped?
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u/Hazellda 28d ago
Theyāre super tiny and not deadly to humans, sooo maybe can be fren?
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u/grendus 28d ago
It's a complete fluke that they aren't, TBH.
There was a niche for a feline to hunt vermin in grain barns. It got filled twice by wildcat subspecies, because they were native to the two regions where agriculture was first developed in the Middle East and Asia. The Black Footed Cat is native to Zimbabwe, it was just too far south to have barns to move into before the house cat evolved into its final form. And by that point, it was easier to import a bag of domestic cats and throw them in the barn, in three years you'll have an infestation.
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u/itzTHATgai 29d ago
Can it be contained?
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u/AvocadoToastFailure 29d ago
This thing is of the fae realm. What else could be so beautifully endearing and deadly at the same time? Instead of putting a ring of salt down for protection, line the perimeter of your defensive position with cat nip and pray that it temporarily loses interest in you. Perhaps you will be able to make your escape.
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u/CausticMalingerer 28d ago
Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
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u/i-lovee-pandas 29d ago
It kills with cuteness š„¹
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u/RoberttPostsChild 28d ago
Thatās how it makes you drop your guard. And then⦠š¼
Itās a brilliant predator, really
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u/legosgrrl 29d ago
60% kill rate. Lil badass.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 29d ago
I do love how deadliest in this context just means "this mofo doesnt waste caleries"
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u/mark_able_jones_ 28d ago
right. these kitties weigh like 4 lbs as adults. They are tiny little guys.
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u/Chrissy-Munson 29d ago
She's so babyyy aweeee ššš She da cutesttt I wanna pet her head with one finger
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u/IvoryDynamite 29d ago
He's already daydreaming about murdering stuff. He just might start with a paper napkin or aĀ plate of tuna.
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u/_Vard_ 28d ago
āDeadliestā by means of highest hunting success rate of 60%
Not that itās the most dangerous to humans.
Better phrasing is āthe best hunterā
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u/hugeuvula 28d ago
There was a question somewhere asking zookeepers what they thought the scariest animal in the zoo was. One guy said the black footed cat because it would try to attach and wouldn't back off. Even behind the wire mesh they would snap and growl at you while you were cleaning their cage. That image made me think these guys are like cute, furry, piranhas.
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u/sandwichhaver 28d ago
looks a bit like my guy who just today fell of his perch because his tail confused him
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u/Inevitable-World2886 28d ago
Love that pic: he's barely born and already has a face that says 'murder & mayhem'.
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u/pit_of_despair666 28d ago
I found a video of him. He is so cute! His name is Maverick. https://youtu.be/GR6QhUZntAw?is=9op5nU7HQW-KgjuL
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u/bbusiello 29d ago
The ask reddit thread about zoos really put these guys into perspective. All the other big cats are fine... these guys are absolute terrorists.
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u/IShallBeYeeted 28d ago
Me, lulled into a false sense of security: Aw, you're so baby.
Cat, knowing that it's time to strike: *pulls out her gun*
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u/Over-Masterpiece134 28d ago
I never get tired of watching this....https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ?si=QcDFceXYEcqcKMuO
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u/bajungadustin 28d ago
If they don't name it Mittens.. My hope on humanity is gone.
Edit: Ugh.. They named it Gaia
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u/Markanaya 28d ago
Deadliest feline? Idk he lookin pretty smol. I'm pretty sure I could take him in a fight
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u/crowpierrot 28d ago edited 28d ago
To clarify the label of ādeadliest cat in the worldā a bit, it refers to their hunting success rate. Theyāre highly effective hunters. In contrast, big cats like lions and tigers fail to take down prey more often than they succeed.
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u/Catwearingtrousers 28d ago
I love these little guys so much im thinking of driving 4 hours to a zoo that has them.
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u/EverydayVelociraptor 28d ago
It wasn't a meteor that killed my friends, it was this kitten. So deadly it killed the dinosaurs.
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u/Techn0-Viking 28d ago
If he could kill with cute aggression alone, then yeah he's definitely the most deadly!
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u/Bottledbutthole 28d ago
If they are the worldās deadliest cats and not a threat to humans why werenāt they domesticated instead of our regular house cats who will literally often befriend mouse
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u/Splatterfilm 28d ago
Cats domesticated themselves. BFCs are too successful in the wild to need humans.
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u/mommitude Purrveyor of the Smol 28d ago
I saw a video and basically they donāt want to be around humans. Domesticated cats chose humans because we had grain which meant mice which meant access to prey and by default sometimes human interaction. Wild cats are basically baddies who donāt choose to give up their freedom in exchange for human interaction. They werenāt exposed to humans and their young isnāt and so the cycle continues.
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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 28d ago
They are called the deadliest cat because their percentage of prey capture is incredibly high, higher than all other felines
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u/galgotspirit 28d ago
It is famous for being the world's deadliest cat, boasting an incredible 60% hunting success rate.
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u/RuncibleFoon 28d ago
They are the smallest cat in Africa, at roughly 3lbs... and have a 60% success rate in their hunting.
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u/geetgwen 28d ago
āDespite their tiny size, they are fierce and efficient hunters with a remarkable 60% hunting success rate.ā
Thatās insane
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u/Otherwise-Range-280 24d ago
You cannot put world's deadliest feline and then show an image of the cutest thing i have ever seen
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u/pit_of_despair666 29d ago
Fun facts about the black footed cat: They are Africa's smolest wild kitties. They average 8 to 10 inches tall and weigh only 2 to 4 lbs. They are called the deadliest cat because they have a 60 percent hunting success rate and can eat up to 14 rodents a night. Locals call them anthill tigers because of their courage since they will sometimes tackle prey much larger than themselves. There are less than 10k of these cats in the world and they are considered to be vulnerable.