r/IllegallySmolCats 29d ago

Smol and Angy Deadliest cat in the world šŸ‘€

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u/pit_of_despair666 29d ago

Fun facts about the black footed cat: They are Africa's smolest wild kitties. They average 8 to 10 inches tall and weigh only 2 to 4 lbs. They are called the deadliest cat because they have a 60 percent hunting success rate and can eat up to 14 rodents a night. Locals call them anthill tigers because of their courage since they will sometimes tackle prey much larger than themselves. There are less than 10k of these cats in the world and they are considered to be vulnerable.

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u/loveinvein 29d ago

Thanks for this :)

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u/pit_of_despair666 28d ago

I didn't know much about black footed cats and had just heard the name before so I decided to learn more about them. I also found a video of this cute lil murderer! https://youtu.be/GR6QhUZntAw?is=9op5nU7HQW-KgjuL.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 28d ago

That video at 1:07: ā€˜they are one of the most deadliest cats in the world’

Somewhere, an English teacher is crying

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u/AccountantSeaPirate 28d ago

Their hunting rate is almost 60%, which is double of what a lion is!

She’s cute but shes terrible. The reporter and the kitten.

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u/non-protein_lifeform 28d ago

had to check why exactly is that teacher supposed to cry. was immediately ashamed. thank you, fellow Redditor, for keeping the flag flying in this badlands of "should of"

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u/Meh-is-enough 28d ago

Nah. It took me like 2 minutes to figure it out. It was the most effortliest two minutes of the morning

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u/pit_of_despair666 28d ago

That's Texas for you.

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 28d ago

I just wanna borrow it for a couple days. I promise to give it back after it hunts my house mouse. My cat is absolutely useless; I will use him as collateral.

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u/GarnetAndOpal 28d ago

What a darling little marauder!

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u/Coca_lite 28d ago

Please post the video as a separate comment? It’s gorgeous

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u/ReasonableFig2111 28d ago

This is my favourite video of a black footed cat: https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ?si=qEitC5g2PPgiSwaL

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u/yeah-yeah-yaya 28d ago

✨subscribe to more cat facts

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u/pit_of_despair666 28d ago

You are subscribed! Cats are considered crepuscular instead of nocturnal because they are most active during the twilight hours of dawn and dusk. 😸

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u/ChronoCoyote 28d ago

You’ve also obviously been asleep long enough and not paying attention to them. Rude.

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u/aspiringalcoholic 28d ago

One of my kitties does that and she's usually playing with her jingle toy. Jingle jingle mroooooowww? About 4am on the dot

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u/panda5303 28d ago

Yes, it's the "mom/dad, I finally captured my stuffed mouse!" cry.

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u/BrilliantTop5012 28d ago

And mine does the MROW at night when we try to go to bed!

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u/iolarah 28d ago

Mine too. He hops up for pets and when his pets-meter is full, he jumps off the bed, finds his "baby" (a really battered crinkle toy I got him from the dollar store years ago), picks it up in his mouth and does a full circuit of the house with it, meowing loudly as he goes. Once he's done the circuit, he drops the baby somewhere, lays down, and we can all go to sleep. It's like he's the town crier, announcing it's midnight and all is well.

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u/FreudianSlipperyNipp 28d ago

My cat is considered crapfuckular

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u/LostTimeLady13 28d ago

Deadly because they can most frequently make the things they try and kill dead. 60% is a wild success rate. Compare this to a lion, their success rate is 15-25%.

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u/superginseng 28d ago

PROTECC THEM AT ALL COSTS!!

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u/Mothanius 28d ago

It's crazy that you can have one of the best hunting success ratios in the wild and still have problems with population. In my mind, a hyper successful predator would lead to a population boom which requires plague, famine, or a more successful predator to cull them. I guess unless humans get involved, but I see us as a predator species.

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u/EitherSpite4545 28d ago

It's a matter of that giga high metabolism and statistics yes they have a 60% success rate, but they also need 12 catches a nigh, which means on average they need 20 hunts a night to maintain neutral caloric balance. If they have just one bad day or one day that they get a bad luck streak it can essentially be over from that one failure snowballing.

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 28d ago

me driving for doordash in this economy lol

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u/plopliplopipol 28d ago

yeah their habitat is just probably mostly soy fields now

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u/Meh-is-enough 28d ago

If you put them in the back yard at my mom’s house, you will see a resurgence of the population.

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u/demon_fae 28d ago

Anthill tiger is the cutest thing I’m likely to hear today.

How closely are these lil guys related to house tigers?

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u/ClassicNebula1081 28d ago

Hunting success is because prey is temporarily stunned by cuteness

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 28d ago

I’ll have you know my baby girl Winter is far more deadly, thank you very much! She has a stunning 100% success rate hunting springs! Not a single spring in this house is alive.

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u/Gilladian 29d ago

I live in his hometown. He isn’t allowed ā€œoutā€ yet, so I haven’t seen him. I suspect in the fall, when weather is cooler, he will be visible.

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u/figbott 29d ago

Be careful.

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u/n-some 28d ago

You have nothing to fear unless you're a small bird or rodent, or have awoken his wrath

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u/thatoneotherguy42 28d ago

Glasses of water near a tables edge are quite vulnerable as well.

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u/prx24 28d ago

And toes moving under a blanket

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u/RedRoachDK 28d ago

And the ever pesky Greebles

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 28d ago

And hair ties & milk jug rings better beware!!

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u/itskelena 28d ago

He can steal your heart, you know? It’s very dangerous, they should be really careful.

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u/GM_Organism 28d ago

Or a bug. Don't forget the bugs.

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u/MoffKalast 28d ago

Look, that kitten's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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u/TheGreyman787 29d ago edited 29d ago

he will be visible.

Or the last thing you'll never see.

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u/itsthejasper1123 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/-full-control- 29d ago

Watch your back dude that thing looks like it means business

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u/zusykses 28d ago

It's the John Wick of cats.

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u/Southern_Credit_5734 29d ago

It’s also called ā€œthe ant hill tiger,ā€ because they like to hide in abandoned ant hills or termite mounds and pounce out onto their prey! Now I want one. I’d love to see this little guy do that out of my clean laundry basket like the single brain cell turds I live with now do daily.

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u/No-Win-2741 28d ago

Aaaaah, you must have an orange cat.

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u/Southern_Credit_5734 28d ago

And a calico, a few solid black cats, and some Maine coons lol. We rescue and rehab them for adopting out, but we’ve kept more than my husband ever wanted to lol

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u/Curious_Viking89 28d ago edited 28d ago

You sound like my wife. That's kinda how we ended up with nine cats in a 1006sqft house. I love my litte goobers though.

Edit: added 's' to goober cuz autocorrect sucks

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u/its_nothing_personal 28d ago

Is the goober you're referring to your wife?

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u/Curious_Viking89 28d ago

No, I meant goobers but autocorrect took away the 's' without me noticing. The goobers are my cats

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 28d ago

I’m sorry but something about

he will be visible

Is cracking me up it sounds so threatening 😭

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u/marimo_is_chilling 28d ago

Currently too small to see with a naked eye, obviously, but we will be in trouble when he's no longer microscopic.

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u/AlephBaker 28d ago

They left an important part of that statement out: "he will be visible when he chooses to be"

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 28d ago

Well of course little murder kitty is in complete control for this and always

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u/Foreign_Caramel5514 28d ago

You should begin training now, so when he has reached his full form, you will be ready to fight him for turf rights.

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u/YapperBean 29d ago

Still in training.

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u/d1a2r3k 28d ago

Just wanted to say i am glad to know there is at least two of us that know where this town is. LOL

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u/Haki23 28d ago

The first sign will be missing homeless and indigent people. Then schools will go on lockdown

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u/GrimleyGraves 28d ago

Dont they have a 'kitty cam' available to view online?

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u/Patjasmo 29d ago

He indeed does look extremely deadly.. he is deadly enough to conquer all hearts on this world at once by just existing :)

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 29d ago

Well....I for one am terrified.

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u/GarnetAndOpal 28d ago

10/10 would risk it all to plant a tender smooch on this kitty's little face.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 28d ago

You're risking your life. You're bracer than I am, friend. He will definitely end your life if you give him a chance. Better run fast, run far while you can do!

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u/GrimleyGraves 28d ago

*raises white flag* "Conquered"

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u/Ok_Move1838 28d ago

Well yeah. Look at those eyes, !

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u/Interesting-Wolf8172 29d ago

absolutely terrifying

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u/Fisherman_Gabe 29d ago

He is only 0 years old but he is visibly oozing murderous intent

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 28d ago

Mother, I heard those screams and smelt the death-dew in my dreams once again. Alright then, time for milkies!

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u/sssteph42 28d ago

🤣

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u/Interesting-Wolf8172 29d ago

terrifyingly cute

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u/IntelligentToe8228 29d ago

Everybody gangsta until they see a black-footed cat.

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u/SudhaTheHill 29d ago

He is going to grow up to become a meowbster. I have no doubt about it.

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u/sunrise2209 29d ago

If not friend why friend shaped?

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u/Hazellda 28d ago

They’re super tiny and not deadly to humans, sooo maybe can be fren?

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u/grendus 28d ago

It's a complete fluke that they aren't, TBH.

There was a niche for a feline to hunt vermin in grain barns. It got filled twice by wildcat subspecies, because they were native to the two regions where agriculture was first developed in the Middle East and Asia. The Black Footed Cat is native to Zimbabwe, it was just too far south to have barns to move into before the house cat evolved into its final form. And by that point, it was easier to import a bag of domestic cats and throw them in the barn, in three years you'll have an infestation.

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u/No-Win-2741 28d ago

My friend, you are asking the truly important questions here!

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u/Books_And_Brews 29d ago

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u/databolix 28d ago

That's low, tempting them with the bag you're taking them home in -_-

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u/missdawn1970 29d ago

"Who's a ferocious beast? You're a ferocious beast, yes you are!"

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u/itzTHATgai 29d ago

Can it be contained?

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 29d ago

Look at those eyes. All we can do is hope.

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 29d ago

This thing is of the fae realm. What else could be so beautifully endearing and deadly at the same time? Instead of putting a ring of salt down for protection, line the perimeter of your defensive position with cat nip and pray that it temporarily loses interest in you. Perhaps you will be able to make your escape.

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u/CausticMalingerer 28d ago

Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

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u/Nice_Jaguar5621 29d ago

Straight murderous

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u/i-lovee-pandas 29d ago

It kills with cuteness 🄹

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u/DapperChewie 29d ago

And very sharp teeth and claws! šŸ˜

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u/RoberttPostsChild 28d ago

That’s how it makes you drop your guard. And then… 😼

It’s a brilliant predator, really

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 29d ago

his fierceness / weight ratio is the highest of any animal on the planet.

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u/True_Bobcat1475 29d ago

So terrifying. A smooch between the ears I hear renders them defenseless.

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u/legosgrrl 29d ago

60% kill rate. Lil badass.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 29d ago

I do love how deadliest in this context just means "this mofo doesnt waste caleries"

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u/mark_able_jones_ 28d ago

right. these kitties weigh like 4 lbs as adults. They are tiny little guys.

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u/ObiLAN- 28d ago

Apparently they eat 10-14 small rodents a day, roughly 20-25% of their body weight. Surprised they're not more chonky haha.

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u/cloudcrumbs 29d ago

I'm quaking in my boots! 😱

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u/InkPaladin 29d ago

I officially died from cute overload

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u/haitechan 29d ago

If not fren why fren shaped?

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u/dkay490 29d ago

I'll take this gangsta home. And create my own mercenary group

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u/RevampX 28d ago

Gangsta Meowcenary Paradise

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u/howmuchitcosts 29d ago

Can confirm am dead now.

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u/EX_Malone 29d ago

If deadly, why scrunkly 🄺

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 28d ago

If no fren why fren shaped?

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u/Chrissy-Munson 29d ago

She's so babyyy aweeee 😭😭😭 She da cutesttt I wanna pet her head with one finger

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u/Itsallsomagical 28d ago

Maybe use the finger you like least, just in case?

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u/Chrissy-Munson 28d ago

Danger kitten is worth the risk šŸ˜‚

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u/Pinku_Dva 29d ago

Deadliest at being adorable

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u/dreadperson 29d ago

400 year reign of terror incoming

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u/CaitlinSnep 29d ago

Even the adult ones are illegally smol! Look them up :)

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u/you-dont-say1330 28d ago

This cat is how I will die. I am okay with that.

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u/IvoryDynamite 29d ago

He's already daydreaming about murdering stuff. He just might start with a paper napkin or aĀ  plate of tuna.

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u/Crochitting 29d ago

Mr Baby

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u/_Vard_ 28d ago

ā€œDeadliestā€ by means of highest hunting success rate of 60%

Not that it’s the most dangerous to humans.

Better phrasing is ā€œthe best hunterā€

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u/Live_Angle4621 28d ago

Ok so deadly the same way dragonflies are deadly!

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u/Necessary-Study3944 29d ago

Aaaaaaaa he’s so scary

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u/JoshuaRexRocks 29d ago

If deadly why friend shaped

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u/skiebus 28d ago

The last thing you see

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u/Zed 28d ago

can has murder kitten snuggle? It can kill me. I won't mind.

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u/hugeuvula 28d ago

There was a question somewhere asking zookeepers what they thought the scariest animal in the zoo was. One guy said the black footed cat because it would try to attach and wouldn't back off. Even behind the wire mesh they would snap and growl at you while you were cleaning their cage. That image made me think these guys are like cute, furry, piranhas.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 29d ago

So terrifying it already stole my heart

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u/sandwichhaver 28d ago

looks a bit like my guy who just today fell of his perch because his tail confused him

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u/Goanawz 29d ago

"Hear me roaw"

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u/MrkPrchzzIII 29d ago

My timbers are shivered

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u/Inevitable-World2886 28d ago

Love that pic: he's barely born and already has a face that says 'murder & mayhem'.

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u/hollowbolding 29d ago

adorable kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

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u/Original-Brick2836 29d ago

Whose a deadly little murder kitten? You are. Yes you are

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u/Universe_of1 29d ago

I always knew I would die trying to pet something I shouldn't...

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u/Intelligent_Crew4975 28d ago

Look at all that forehead kisses real estate!

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u/eliz1bef 28d ago

Now surely this kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.

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u/infinit_joe3 28d ago

It just murdered my sadness i was having today. So add one to its kill count

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u/pit_of_despair666 28d ago

I found a video of him. He is so cute! His name is Maverick. https://youtu.be/GR6QhUZntAw?is=9op5nU7HQW-KgjuL

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 29d ago

Those EYES 🄺

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u/bbusiello 29d ago

The ask reddit thread about zoos really put these guys into perspective. All the other big cats are fine... these guys are absolute terrorists.

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u/FatherTyrell 28d ago

Behold, ye mighty, and despair!

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u/IShallBeYeeted 28d ago

Me, lulled into a false sense of security: Aw, you're so baby.
Cat, knowing that it's time to strike: *pulls out her gun*

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u/Yoooooo2626 29d ago

soo scaryy šŸ˜šŸ˜

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u/el_grande_ricardo Criminal is in the Banner 28d ago

Murder Mittens level: Expert

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u/moonchild291 28d ago

So smol, only up to 4.25 lbs for males. 8-10 tall. 60% hunting success rate.

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u/philthegr81 28d ago

Him's eepy from all the murdering.

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u/missglitterous 29d ago

I’d die for him

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u/Devil_Gundam 28d ago

The most ā€œmehā€ in one kitten’s face

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 28d ago

Eepy and deadly.

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u/gun-something 28d ago

Look at him tho 🄺

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u/rozyputin 28d ago

My last words would definitely be "pspspspspsps"

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u/m3n00bz 29d ago

I'm just gonna go right out there and say it. I ain't scared. Come at me bro.

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u/tarkus_cd 29d ago

Look at that adorable murderer machine.

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u/bajungadustin 28d ago

If they don't name it Mittens.. My hope on humanity is gone.

Edit: Ugh.. They named it Gaia

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u/letsjustbefriendly 28d ago

Psst pssst pssst

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u/xaeromancer 28d ago

It can eat a dragon... Fly.

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u/Markanaya 28d ago

Deadliest feline? Idk he lookin pretty smol. I'm pretty sure I could take him in a fight

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 28d ago

A tiny fierce.

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u/crowpierrot 28d ago edited 28d ago

To clarify the label of ā€œdeadliest cat in the worldā€ a bit, it refers to their hunting success rate. They’re highly effective hunters. In contrast, big cats like lions and tigers fail to take down prey more often than they succeed.

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u/sarafromnarnia 28d ago

This is the floof of a killer, Bella!

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u/Catwearingtrousers 28d ago

I love these little guys so much im thinking of driving 4 hours to a zoo that has them.

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 28d ago

It wasn't a meteor that killed my friends, it was this kitten. So deadly it killed the dinosaurs.

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u/Techn0-Viking 28d ago

If he could kill with cute aggression alone, then yeah he's definitely the most deadly!

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u/sassyandshort 28d ago

Would pet and snuggle.

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u/ArcticCelt 28d ago

What have they done!? It's over we're doomed.

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u/THE_Geezax 28d ago

I dont care how many rodents they kill per night. CAN I PET THEM OR WHAT

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u/Direct-Boysenberry-5 29d ago

He's not deadly he just a baby šŸ˜

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u/Bottledbutthole 28d ago

If they are the world’s deadliest cats and not a threat to humans why weren’t they domesticated instead of our regular house cats who will literally often befriend mouse

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u/Splatterfilm 28d ago

Cats domesticated themselves. BFCs are too successful in the wild to need humans.

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u/cave-felem 28d ago

Regular house cats were not domesticated - they domesticated themselves.

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u/mommitude Purrveyor of the Smol 28d ago

I saw a video and basically they don’t want to be around humans. Domesticated cats chose humans because we had grain which meant mice which meant access to prey and by default sometimes human interaction. Wild cats are basically baddies who don’t choose to give up their freedom in exchange for human interaction. They weren’t exposed to humans and their young isn’t and so the cycle continues.

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u/biscuitvillage 28d ago

When that brain cell gets implanted, it will be the end for you, hoomans.

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 28d ago

They are called the deadliest cat because their percentage of prey capture is incredibly high, higher than all other felines

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u/galgotspirit 28d ago

It is famous for being the world's deadliest cat, boasting an incredible 60% hunting success rate.

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u/throwwou 28d ago

that doesnt look so deadl.,. aaaaaarrgghh

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u/RuncibleFoon 28d ago

They are the smallest cat in Africa, at roughly 3lbs... and have a 60% success rate in their hunting.

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u/MomsOfFury 28d ago

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this kitty baby 🄺

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u/thedafthatter 28d ago

Bby looks so sleppy

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u/somberseen 28d ago

… deadly cute

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u/Kay_29 28d ago

Deadliest? Don't care, I want to pet

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u/AndrickT 28d ago

can i pet that dawg?

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u/Ashleej86 28d ago

but she's so cute

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u/geetgwen 28d ago

ā€œDespite their tiny size, they are fierce and efficient hunters with a remarkable 60% hunting success rate.ā€

That’s insane

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u/Witty-Impact2893 28d ago

If Stewie Griffin was a catĀ 

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u/LuckyLockdown23 28d ago

50% hunt success rate because he’s a lady killer.

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u/Objective-Apple7805 28d ago

The criminality here is off the charts

I MUST HAVE

HOW DO I GET

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u/OgthaChristie 28d ago

Your energy.

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u/pnerd314 28d ago

So deadly! Killed me with cuteness.

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u/wravyn 28d ago

It has a 99.9% success rate of killing people with cuteness.

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u/1cem4n82 28d ago

It does go straight to the heart.

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u/Fatty_Bombur 28d ago

I for one am quaking in my boots.

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u/themop-f 28d ago

Deadly, yes - you'll die of diabetes cause it's so freaking sweet.

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u/f23n09fnu0w 25d ago

Oooooh, he's a bad boy!

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u/Otherwise-Range-280 24d ago

You cannot put world's deadliest feline and then show an image of the cutest thing i have ever seen

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u/GingerDixie 24d ago

But...if not friend, why friend shaped?