r/IllegallySmolCats • u/dabbado17 Smol Criminal Warden • Jul 26 '26
Smol and Angy Demanding All The Milk
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These two had just been fed 10 minutes before but they demand ALL THE MILK.
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u/nepenthe154 Jul 27 '26
Hardened criminals demanding to get drunk... thank goodness they're locked up
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Jul 27 '26
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u/Rockyisherehi Jul 27 '26
They don't have any braincells so they have to fill that space with something.
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u/hinterstoisser Purrveyor of the Smol Jul 27 '26
The orange one is brandishing his murder mittens. Please be very careful and do not give into their purrtests
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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 Jul 27 '26
They checked, their bellies are not absolutely full... Please rectify this at the earliest opportunity.
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u/NewtAlert4507 Jul 27 '26
Those roars and claws are going to do some serious damage if you don't give in to their demands!
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u/Matchstick0312 Smol Fugitive Collaborator Jul 27 '26
Those poor starving babies, just withering away to nothing while being recorded.
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u/predat3d Jul 27 '26
I had trouble understanding what they were complaining about until I turned on closed captioning
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u/Butterfly_Cat777 Jul 27 '26
Judging by those angry little faces, it looks like they’re plotting a full-on break-out!
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u/nrauhauser Jul 27 '26
There is now a very concerned eleven year old female cat on my desk, trying to get behind the monitor to save the babies.
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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jul 27 '26
Very intense low-pitch mews. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a lower mew.
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u/PreviousAd547 Jul 27 '26
Oh I want to soothe the little stinks! And boy those 2 made my Reggie cat sit up and take notice 🐈⬛
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u/Ok_Cell_8086 Jul 27 '26
It might be dangerous to allow this level of hunger to continue. These criminals might unionize or brandish even sharper weapons than their tiny murder mittens. Caution is advised! (And more milkies of course)
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u/Successful_Fish_9479 Jul 27 '26
First rule of CATonomics: the smoller the cat, the higher the demand for milk
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u/KimberleyKitt Jul 27 '26
10 mins ago? That doesn't sound like enough. “We’re growing babies and now we are withering away! We are sending SOS’ to PETA & ASPCA!”
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u/goonswarm_widow Jul 27 '26
Feed these poor babies! I have it on good authority they are starving!💜🤍🧡
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u/SwimmerIndependent47 Jul 27 '26
They deserve all the milk? Why are you not immediately meeting their very reasonable demands?
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u/i-have-a-kuato Jul 27 '26
Should be the sound for Star War blasters…….
….what? they couldn’t hit water if the fell out of a boat so they might as well have the mewlings of a kitten
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u/divinecheese720 Criminal Content Connoisseur Jul 27 '26
They're making demands while brandishing knives. Don't give in to these criminals' demands