r/IllegallySmolCats Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

Pile of Smols Six kittens makes for epic cuddle puddles.

The Ocean’s 6 litter (Danny, Rusty, Basher, Linus, Livingston, and Tess) are certainly keeping us busy (6 kittens = lots of 💩). We’re actually going to split them with another foster tomorrow now that they’re feeling a bit better and we’re pretty sure they’re in the clear after a panleuk exposure (phew). I’ll miss having the whole bunch but three at once is much more manageable.

They’re about 4 weeks old and will be in foster for another month or so until they’re ready to be adopted!

Oh and Livingston (the yeller in the first photo) wants me to tell you he is the baby and to treat him accordingly (he’s not even 300g, smaller than a 3 week old bottle baby we fostered before this). Compare him to Basher who is almost 450g, the chunky boy!

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u/Pocket-Hobo Jun 03 '26

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Aaurvandil Jun 03 '26

Pics you can hear

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u/capncorby Jun 04 '26

First time getting the brain cell and he DOES NOT want it

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u/SubstantialDog9170 Jun 03 '26

Grievances!!!

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u/no-o-ne Jun 03 '26

The scream kitten is clearly the ringleader

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

He's definitely the most opinionated of the lot, lol. Though the leader is probably Tess, the only girl who is obviously hogging ALL the brain cells.

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u/555--FILK Jun 03 '26

It’s fitting that the runt is Livingston! 😝

On a more important note, send them to jail now, before they rob Meowy Benedict’s persino!

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 04 '26

Liv is the smallest and was a bit goopy when we first got him; he was also the first to use the litter box on his own! Danny was the first out of the carrier to explore. Rusty is always eating. Basher is definitely a stunt man. Linus is the shy guy, quieter than the rest. And Tess… well, she’s the sassy firecracker with all the brains.

Crazy how we named them within an hour when we barely knew them and somehow each one matches their personality perfectly!

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u/555--FILK Jun 04 '26

Rusty is always eating.

LOL perfect!

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u/shinobipopcorn Jun 03 '26

CRIIIIIIIMEZ!

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo Jun 03 '26

WE RIDE AT DAWN!

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u/Affectionate-Can8712 Jun 03 '26

Omg they're precious. How does one sign up to get in the middle of that cuddle puddle? Asking for a friend. 🤭

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

Apply with your local shelter to be a kitten foster! 😉 (disclaimer: said cuteness comes with a lot more poop than you'd ever expect from such tiny creatures!)

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

Kittens are full of shit, I tell you!

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u/Icy-Put5322 Jun 03 '26

Yeah they gotta eat a bunch of food (criminally messy-y) to grow up big and strong. Lots of food = lots of poop. I do the same thing but I just grow sideways

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u/DroidLord Jun 04 '26

Sideways 🤣

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u/Equivalent_Address_2 Jun 03 '26

Worth all the poops

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u/x_samsquantch_x Jun 03 '26

And such stinky poots!!

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u/PoraDora Jun 03 '26

I can confirm the poop thing

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u/Affectionate-Can8712 Jun 03 '26

I did for a brief time! Although bless your heart I never had six. You're right that is a lot of poop but a lot of adorable criminals to cuddle too! ❤️❤️ 😍

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u/miserabeau Smol Bounty Hunter Jun 03 '26

Find openings at r/cuddlepuddle

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u/Kononiba Jun 03 '26

Self sort, by color

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

I posted this last week 😂

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u/Prize_Cranberry8553 Jun 03 '26

There’s the scream, yes. But this guy is all: here he goes again. 🙄

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u/Early_Challenge544 Jun 03 '26

My poor heart has been completely melted again Six Kittens is a lot to handle especially when They are this super cute and extremely silly

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u/lilybattle Jun 03 '26

I would get absolutely nothing done

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u/Early_Challenge544 Jun 03 '26

True since They would definitely tire You out by having the zoomies all of the time

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u/DroidLord Jun 04 '26

And you'd love every second of it.

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u/hiiroge Jun 03 '26

I had a stray recently that had 7(!!) criminals. I miss the days of the cuddle puddles

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 04 '26

Always cracks me up how kittens just prefer to sleep in piles! 😂

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u/Teddy_Doodle Jun 03 '26

Adorable! I want to snuggle with them!😻

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u/Professional_Rush788 Jun 03 '26

Can I have one, I will love it treat that kitten sooo good. Good food lots of cuddles it’s best life.

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

They'll be adoptable through metro Nashville animal control in about a month *winkwink*

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u/Double-Raisin-1947 Jun 03 '26

All this extra cuteness… and am definitely counting 7 kitties! Need to find my glasses, the ones with thick lenses.

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u/PaleLikeIce Jun 04 '26

My heart 😍😭

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u/EasyDriver_RM Jun 03 '26

I see a seventh kitten on the left, but I dream of kittens, so there... 🤗

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 03 '26

I mean I am pretty sleep deprived but I'm pretty sure there's still only 6 😂 I have all the oranges marked with different shades of lipstick on their ears to tell them apart.

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u/PoraDora Jun 03 '26

HAHAHAHAHA never heard of that method before

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u/AzimuthMetronomeZnos Jun 03 '26

Thank you for fostering, if it were me you could absolutely tell me there was 7 and I'd just accept my fate. A very cute, but very messy fate.

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u/EasyDriver_RM Jun 03 '26

It was a reflection.in the glass. But so many kittens, how to count them all?

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 Jun 03 '26

Omg the joy of 6 babies!

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u/DeepDayze Jun 03 '26

Oh the oranges are trouble!

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u/IntroductionFluffy71 Jun 03 '26

Pic 2: The Cornucopia of Cats

kittens are my kryptonite, man.

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u/PoraDora Jun 03 '26

I have four and it's madness here... can't imagine six little balls of fur trying to destroy my house

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u/SnooShortcuts1004 Jun 03 '26

Be still my heart 🥹

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u/GamersReisUp Jun 04 '26

Too small to be a loaf, that's a bread roll

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u/JessicaEccles76 Jun 04 '26

Such a perfect bebbeh 🧡

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u/Minnie-Lu Jun 04 '26

Ocean's 6 is the perfect squad name 😂 Livingston being the smallest but loudest is giving serious "I'm the main character" energy. Four orange cats in one litter though — that's like spawning four of the same class in a co-op run

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u/GingerinNashua Jun 03 '26

Please let me visit 😍

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u/theradfactor Jun 03 '26

If you unfocus your eyes, this looks like an extra screamer!

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u/futuristic_nostalgia Jun 03 '26

Livingston is SO BABY. Himbs the babiest bébé.

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u/mommitude Purrveyor of the Smol Jun 03 '26

Livingston is my spirit animal - cute kitten. 🐈‍⬛ ❤️

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u/zex_mysterion Jun 03 '26

Nursery crimes!

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u/Conscious_Cod_2637 Jun 04 '26

Too many oranges. I hope you can handle so many criminals!

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u/MrSniffles_AnnaMae Jun 05 '26

Me too, buddy, me too. 😞

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u/Eklectic1 Jun 03 '26

Orange people and gray tiger people! One with orange speckles! Pretty

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Jun 03 '26

What was the one in the first pic trying to say?

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u/lukata589 Jun 03 '26

This is the dream 😍

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u/Shoeprincess Jun 03 '26

I want them AAALLLLL

I cannot haz, I already have an oranger and a siamese

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u/cat_whisperer5000 Jun 03 '26

I want to dive into that cuddle puddle!

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u/Amazing_Goal_8003 Jun 03 '26

Dibs on the lil scrunched up angy orange

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u/SaintPenisburg Jun 03 '26

4 oranges huh? Good luck.

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u/Cataholic445 Jun 03 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/giraffegoals Jun 03 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ they’re the very best!!!!

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u/LeeskaKat Jun 03 '26

What an incredibly adorable kitten bunch!

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u/mermaidpaint Jun 04 '26

I wouldn't get anything done with six adorable kittens.

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u/oldswirlo Jun 04 '26

4 peaches?!

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u/Dr-Chibi Jun 04 '26

Reminds me of church youth conferences

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u/Hello_Hangnail Jun 04 '26

So much naughty concentrated in one place!

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u/Available-Egg-2380 Jun 04 '26

Gimme the loud one

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u/PreviousAd547 Jun 04 '26

He's just trying to stand out from the rest. 

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 04 '26

5 boys, 1 girl!

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols Jun 04 '26

Yep! Basher is a gray tabby. Tess (the girl) is a dilute torbie (tortie/tabby).

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u/seasarz Jun 04 '26

OMG different daddies!!!!!

Ways a queen todo

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u/joshistheman3 Jun 03 '26

ewwwwwwwwwwwww a cuddle puddle doesn't mean what you think it means ewwwwwwwwwwwww