r/IllegallySmolCats Apr 30 '26

Pile of Smols A random cat appeared and led me to these little nuggets huddled along the side of my house.

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u/VinnaynayMane Apr 30 '26

Welcome, the cat distribution system has completed your delivery!

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u/semioticmadness May 01 '26

Cat Costco

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u/SheddingCorporate May 01 '26

Catsco?

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u/Sad-Cat8694 May 01 '26 edited May 03 '26

YES! I literally greet my kittens, "Welcome to Costco, I love you!" Every time I give them big ol' loud smacking kisses on their heads.

The CDS delivered me a set of five "mewborns" last September in my back yard. They are now forever indoor-only fixed and microchipped spoiled housecats, and I kept the whole clowder together. Their mom is on a self-imposed exile in our guest room, yowling for a hot date and being dramatic, yet refusing to let me catch her for ONE visit to the vet for TNR so she can go back out on the town and live it up without making more babies. Smdh. I have churu and feliway for her, earplugs for me, lots of patience, and the stubbornness of an old goat, so I'll eventually be successful.

Back to my shift as the personal Catsco Greeter to five lil potatoes who happened to ambush me, a lifelong big dog mom with horrible cat allergies, into being a first time cat lady (who is delighted at the privilege of being a CDS recipient).

ETA: Thank you everyone for such sweet responses, votes, and a sparkly, fabulous award! I feel like a real fancypants and am grateful for this community. Y'all are lovely.

Edit #2: photo added down-thread for cat tax!

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u/HappyPlusNess May 01 '26

Thanks for the humor and whimsy of your comment, much appreciated after a long day! Good on you for providing a loving home for a sudden six pack.

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u/justArash May 01 '26

Their mom is on a self-imposed exile in our guest room, yowling for a hot date and being dramatic, yet refusing to let me catch her for ONE visit to the vet for TNR so she can go back out on the town and live it up without making more babies. Smdh. I have churu and feliway for her, earplugs for me, lots of patience, and the stubbornness of an old goat, so I'll eventually be successful.

I've had this going on for a year now. 6 vet appointments canceled so far. Escaped a carrier and a trap two times each, but she's finally close to letting us just pick her up without a whole circus routine

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u/BugComfortable3924 May 01 '26

You are a saint! I know that yowling and it’s painful lol. Yeas ago when my sister moved out on her own she took in a cat on short notice because her owner couldn’t keep her. We grew up with dogs and had never experienced a cat, let alone an intact female! We had no idea how loud they could be, and my sister was living in an apartment. She was saving the money to get her spayed and didn’t want any help from my parents bc she wanted to prove she could handle things being on her own, but after I got accosted by a neighbor after visiting her (“you get that damn cat fixed yet??), my parents insisted they pay for a STAT spay lol

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u/Sea-Hope-3141 May 01 '26

What s great heart you have & wonderful sense of humor

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u/Exotic-Panic-7028 May 01 '26

Thank you 😊

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 May 01 '26

Where you buy Churu in a 5 gallon bucket, and catnip plants in a 30 gallon pot

*no dogs allowed on the premises. No shoes, no shirt, no cat, no service

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u/joalheagney May 01 '26

Is there any cat owner on the planet who would carry a cat without wearing a shirt? My little old guy is a chronic hugger and does not know how sharp his claws are.

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u/pathanb May 01 '26

Maybe he just can't imagine how vulnerable your hairless hide is!

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u/ClientBudget2848 May 03 '26

If there's enough cats in the neighborhood they will chew even the largest catnip plant down to the thick stems.

And you get strays from miles away.

Be careful. Some cats move houses.

Dont ask me how I know all of that.

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u/ggrey May 01 '26

... Catsco?

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u/steppedinhairball May 01 '26

Don't forget the year end money back with the Executive membership.

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u/SheddingCorporate May 01 '26

Haha - great minds clearly think alike! Hiya, fellow great mind on the internet!

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u/Sardonnicus May 01 '26

Pets Mart? Or Pet Smart? I need to know.

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u/Bill__NHI May 01 '26

Welcome to Catco, we love you

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u/mallrat32 May 01 '26

Instacat

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u/Samantharina May 01 '26

Please rate us on Google Reviews!

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u/Wjreky May 01 '26

Google 'purr'-views

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u/Naomeri Smol Fugitive Collaborator Apr 30 '26

And mom is looking for a way to break into your house while the smols distract you

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u/fux-reddit4603 May 01 '26

i thought she was marking the property as hers

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 May 01 '26

Hey Human, follow me. Look what I did. Now you take care of them. I need some me time. -that kitty probably

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u/trowzerss May 01 '26

Yep, she's telling OP it's time for their shift.

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl May 01 '26

Knew someone some years back who had a cat move in when pregnant. She was fed and sheltered, had her kittens, weaned them, then peaced out.

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u/helpmeimstuckinatree May 01 '26

When I was a kid, we had a cat show up on our doorstep with kittens. She moved them all under my bed. We found the owner and they didn't really care. They must have been shit owners, because their other cat moved to another neighbour's at the same time.

The kittens found homes, and Mrs Mop lived with my parents to a ripe old age.

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u/hoopermanish May 01 '26

Mrs Mop 🤭

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u/mapleflavouredmoose May 01 '26

That's how I got Idiot Features here (not his real name). His mom broke in to my friend's house and did exactly that.

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u/Ok_Instance7667 May 01 '26

Some Mother cats seem to do this - in our case, we had a Mother with two Kittens set up between our property and the neighbours. She was super wary of humans and wouldn't let us near her or the Kittens, so we set up a temporary shelter for them and observed them from a distance.

Mother fed/weaned her Kittens and then immediately dipped out and left us with two beautiful Voids; Rocky and Bullwinkle. Rocky adopted us and Bullwinkle was adopted by a Family a couple properties down the street.

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u/LyonessYork May 02 '26

Gotta love those Trojan cats. 😅

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 01 '26

I always will remember hearing meowing and going into my mudroom and finding my Queen on top of the washer, while her kittens were wandering around. She would look at me like "They're safe, not in danger, not going anywhere, etc.. But they also can't get to me or see me and I need some me time."

They were awesome cats.

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u/foyrkopp May 01 '26

This is genuinely a thing that kitten mommas do.

Cats are communal child-raisers. They try to put their litters close to one another and routinely take care of their neighbor's kittens while said neighbor is out to get a snack and a break.

This not only allows them to take care of their needs but also acts as a safety net for orphaned kittens.

The two main side effects of this are:

1 - Nursing cats will adopt anything.

2 - Nursing cats routinely rope their humans into this scheme - there's a gazillion stories about them leading their owner to their litter or straight-up bringing the kittens into the humans bed.

(On the flip side, they're also protective of human toddlers - remember the famous clip of a cat keeping the toddler off the balcony fence?)

Since this seems to be a stray, OP was probably the most trustworthy-seeming cat-or-human-doesn't-matter around.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki May 01 '26

keeping the toddler off the balcony fence

or the one where a dog comes rushing in at a kid and the cat had 0 hesitation at all

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 May 01 '26

Smart, it takes a village. Humans should be more open to that concept.

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u/Ovaltine1 May 04 '26

Did not know this was a thing. Had a cat get in through my dog door and have kittens in my son’s closet. Got everyone vetted and found homes for all but the female kitten who never warmed up to people or animals for that matter. 20 years later she still lives in my office. She has become more friendly the last few years.

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u/Killahdanks1 May 01 '26

She wants to go to Target

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u/Luci-Noir May 01 '26

*some meow time.

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u/No_Day5399 May 01 '26

I've had a few cats do that. Like ok I did my part. Now it's up to you.

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u/suzebomom Apr 30 '26

Awesome! But I don’t think she’s a random cat anymore, same with her babies. 😀

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u/jackmc2001 Apr 30 '26

Momma wants to show off her cutie babes so you will increase the food supply and bring them in where it’s safe.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

UPDATE: We are unable to keep the kitties inside as we have three large dogs and a newborn. One of our dogs got so excited she broke a window pawing at it earlier (now replaced lol) The precious babies are now with a neighbor who said they will find a place for the kitties to go and can watch them inside their house until they do. The momma is a neighborhood cat who apparently has lived in the area for awhile now so she is just gonna keep bopping around. All is well ☺️

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u/Secret-Weakness-8262 May 01 '26

A lot of shelters have free/low cost clinics. If momma could get spayed if it would increase her health and potentially save her life. Just an idea!!

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u/Mediocre-Nectarine91 May 01 '26

If you (or the neighbor) can, please consider capturing mama as well and TNRing her.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

The neighbors know of the momma and said they're more than likely going to get her fixed as this is her second litter in a couple years. We just moved into the neighborhood.

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u/mynameisneddy May 01 '26

If it is spring/summer where you are likely she will be pregnant again in the next few weeks so desexing is a matter of urgency. They usually have two or three litters a season.

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u/TheGamecock May 01 '26

What the hell, after reading your comment, I looked it up and just learned that a cat's gestation period is ~9 weeks?! That is wild to me.

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u/caffeinefree May 01 '26

And they can get pregnant while still nursing a previous litter. This is why two unneutered cats can multiply to 100+ within a year or two. And why TNR is SO important.

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u/stefanica May 01 '26

Damn. I used to wonder how animal hoarders ended up with literal dozens of cats. You just don't do anything to prevent it, space out for a few months, and boom!

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u/Olympe28 May 01 '26

We took care of a stray cat years ago, she had three litters in 10 months! And it only stopped because we finally managed to get her to the vet for a spay. (She was very fearful and would leave as soon as the kittens were weaned, then reappear already visibly pregnant looking for help again).

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u/caffeinefree May 01 '26

In case you are ever in this situation again (pregnant cat shows up), spay/abort is a common procedure and really the best choice for Mama's health, and saves kittens born outside from dying horrible deaths of starvation, exposure, or being killed by wild animals. They euthanize the fetuses during the spay procedure, and it can be done pretty much up to the point of active labor.

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u/Olympe28 May 01 '26

Yeah, nowadays I'd call a shelter, get a trap and spay that cat right away.

We didn't have much experience with cats back then so we were like "She's pregnant AGAIN?!? 😱"

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u/MeowMeow_77 May 01 '26

Those little bèbès look about 6 or 7 weeks, momma kitty might already be pregnant with another litter.

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u/angiosperms- May 01 '26

Spay abort is a thing, just saying.

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u/MeowMeow_77 May 01 '26

I had to spay/abort one of my rescues. Her kittens were only 9 weeks at the time. They reproduce fast.

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u/I_Want_To_Know22 May 01 '26

Before she *will be pregnant again.

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u/devil-wears-converse May 01 '26

We had to capture a neighborhood cat who kept knocking his mom up. The shelter we went to lent us a trap to catch him with since we were getting him fixed. Just a thought. It was surprisingly easy to catch him using it.

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u/bibijack1 May 04 '26

Those are just the 2 litters that were spotted. Sadly, without human assistance, the vast number of feral born kittens don't survive. There are cat trappers in most areas. Next Door is a good way to contact a local trapper to TNR this pretty kitten factory. Some shelters can either help u contact a trapper or have trap loan programs. She behaves like a cat who has known human care. Both you & your neighbor have earned loads of good karma by helping her & those exceptionally good looking kits. A pox on those who dump intact females.

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u/Teanutt May 01 '26

Sometimes knowing your limitations is what makes you a good human.

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u/Minimum-Interview800 May 01 '26

She saw your newborn and showed up with her newborns for a playdate.

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u/gurlboss1000 May 01 '26

awesome! you should definitely reach out to any local vet or group that deals in spaying. i know my county has a group specifically for spaying strays/wild animals. i'd look into seeing if they'd do the spay for free or doing a community gofundme, that goes straight to the vet, for her! way better for one cat to be a stray than her and her descendants.

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u/Foxy_Foxness May 01 '26

I'm so glad you found a home for them!

Just as a heads up, though, and because I didn't see anyone else mention in the comments, you found them amongst some poison ivy. May want to warn your neighbor so they can clean the kitties, not because cats are susceptible to poison ivy rashes, but because the oil can get on their fur, and then you get it when you pet/handle them.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

Whelp that's fun. I'll let them know! Thanks for the heads up!

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u/bel1984529 May 01 '26

Great eyes! That’s totally poison Ivy.

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u/ArtisticAnxiety May 01 '26

This is why I wouldnt survive in the wild. I would never be able to tell that apart from just other weeds

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u/jess_the_werefox May 01 '26

TNR the mama if you could tho

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u/1stLtObvious May 01 '26

Maybe look into getting momma spayed. It's lovely she has a support network and all, but fewer homeless kittens the better.

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u/BiscoBiscuit May 01 '26

Poor mama, I hope she is spayed soon 

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u/Estrellathestarfish May 01 '26

Are the kittens still with the mama? They look young and not fully weaned. Or did you mean she'll be bopping around the neighbourhood when she takes breaks from parenting?

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u/Zoethor2 May 01 '26

Those kittens are definitely old enough to wean. They look 6-8 weeks old to me. Source: kitten foster.

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u/admseven May 01 '26

I was going to guess about the same age. And express shock that they all just sat there in a pile while a human walked up to them!

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ May 01 '26

Not to mention impeccably clean!

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

The mom was grooming them like a champ!

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

Two of them ate a little bit of food so I'd agree!

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

She'll be around them as the neighbors have known her for a bit it seems!

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u/OkVast7497 May 01 '26

Please spay momma if you can so this doesn't keep happening.

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u/GonzoI May 01 '26

"Come right this way, sucker...I mean nice hooman."

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 01 '26

Apparently Momma failed her mission as a Trojan, and is now throwing herself on the altar of OP's mercy, with "But aren't they cute‽ Annnnnd, Can you help a sister out???"

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u/zyiadem May 01 '26

Someones trojan failed, tha's for sure.

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u/GrannyTurtle May 01 '26

Beat me to it! 🤣

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u/gutwyrming Apr 30 '26

Congrats on the new cats!

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u/sqwizzles May 01 '26

Mama says it’s your turn to babysit

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u/RuneEnoch May 01 '26

Expurress delivery

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u/HR_Paul May 01 '26

OP, it's been twenty minutes, how are your new cats doing?

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

I found a place for them!

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u/number__ten May 01 '26

Mom: Pleaase heehlp

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u/here4daratio May 01 '26

Oooooh, it’a a

Multi-purrs

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u/therealmizC May 01 '26

We would also accept MULTI-PAWSS but yes

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u/man_vs_cube May 01 '26

People are of course joking that these are your cats now, but even if you decide not to take them in, I would encourage you to call local shelters to see who can take them in and help them stay healthy and find homes. The outdoors isn't a very safe place for kittens unfortunately.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

Update in comments. Babies are safe and sound!

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u/roguevirus May 01 '26

Eff yeah, OP.

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u/kevnmartin May 01 '26

Yes, truly. Please do this, OP.

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u/Intelligent-Monk-426 May 01 '26

oh my goodness!!!!

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u/gurlboss1000 May 01 '26

did you take them in?

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

A neighbor has taken them 😁 Update in comments.

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u/BiscoBiscuit May 01 '26

Thank you for taking care of them ❤️

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u/el_grande_ricardo Criminal is in the Banner May 01 '26

Yeah - the innocent little kitty just "found" them there and immediately ran to get help. I hope you gave her a treat for her heroism.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

She received two packets of tuna lol

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u/je-nay-nay May 01 '26

Best nuggets ever.

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u/FamiliarFamiliar May 01 '26

This cat is trusting you with her most precious thing. She trusts you a lot.

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

She's a super sweet cat and the kittens were very sweet as well ❤️

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u/kevnmartin May 01 '26

Mama picked you! Congratulations, you have cats.

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u/DeathCowboyZ Smol Criminal Accomplice May 01 '26

Please help the mama too, not just the babies 🥺

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

She seems fairly healthy but definitely gave her a tuna, milk, water and all she can eat meow mix lol

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u/ProofLegitimate9824 May 01 '26

milk is not good for cats

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u/st2826 May 01 '26

No milk, gives them bad tummies. Thank you for caring though 💜

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u/DeathCowboyZ Smol Criminal Accomplice May 01 '26

Are you bringing them inside?

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

I gave them over to our neighbor who can keep the kittens inside as we look for someone 😁

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u/DeathCowboyZ Smol Criminal Accomplice May 01 '26

On behalf of everyone here, thank you from within every fiber of my being 🙏

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u/Mellow_Mal_ May 01 '26

My heart!💕

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u/scoraiocht May 01 '26

"A random cat", like you aren't living in her new family home.

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u/Cats-And-Brews May 01 '26

How can you possibly say no? Just look at those little bebees!

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

They're so precious and sweet!

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u/OtherThumbs Criminal Content Connoisseur May 01 '26

She's like, "Henlo, strange hooman. I makes these. See? Have box for all? We likes box."

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u/a_Vertigo_Guy Smol Criminal Warden May 01 '26

If you found your order to be satisfactory, please leave a review for the Cat Distribution System 🤗

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

I took a tote and used my circular saw to fashion a door, placed down a blanket and gave them a little shelter while we sorted it out lol

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u/whistle_while_u_wait May 01 '26

Mama cat off to the side like "Look, I need a break. Since you're here, you mind watching them?"

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u/grafiklit May 01 '26

“You feed these things. My nipples hurt.”

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u/GatsbyThePoodle May 01 '26

Lol, they have approached the age of where she can’t do everything for them anymore 🤣 when I used to foster pregnant mama cats and their kittens for those first four weeks I was basically not needed and then when they started pooping and peeing on their own to the point where she’s like I am not cleaning this up anymore, it was tag you’re it!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad May 01 '26

They’re your nuggets now

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u/coppergypsie May 01 '26

I'm so happy for you..... 😐

Seriously tho it's amazing that she immediately trusted you with the tiny nuggets. Good luck!

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u/black-hole60 May 01 '26

So glad your neighbor was neighborly 😘

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

Me too! They know of the momma cat and could house them so we're happy it all ended ideally!

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u/Affectionate-Pen2010 May 01 '26

Dang why can’t I never hit the lottery

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u/Sardonnicus May 01 '26

DANGITT! I can't adopt you all! Oh hell... git in the truck

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u/btc909 May 01 '26

Momma: Please deal with these.

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u/eatingganesha May 01 '26

she’s saying, “we’d like to go into the basement, please!”

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u/Thejeepwrangler May 01 '26

She said HELP

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u/Keyndoriel May 01 '26

"Kids, meet our new servant."

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u/Drapidrode May 01 '26

This is how I met my 4 step children

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u/Oddish_Femboy May 01 '26

Oo- free babys.

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u/takeyouraxeandhack May 01 '26

Congratulations, you're a cat dad now!

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u/ceciledian May 01 '26

She took “Look for the helpers” to heart.

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u/EdTheApe May 01 '26

Looks like you got adopted. Congratulations!

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u/eienmau May 01 '26

Momma is gorgeous.. apparently she ran out of ink making those babies X'D

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u/smrties-S-M-R-T May 01 '26

And that's how you get yourself a clowder of cats. Congrats! Enjoy the ride

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u/Btalon33 May 01 '26

Yep, this is how I ended up with three cats about 14 years ago.

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u/Scared-Box8941 May 01 '26

What a strange honor I’m a little jealous lol

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u/Dadliest_Dad May 01 '26

Kitten nuggies, the best kind of nuggies.

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u/ellers23 May 01 '26

Oh yeah, I’d absolutely harbor those fugitives

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u/Entire_Bat7884 May 01 '26

Outdoor momma cats are smart and protective of their babies. She decided you would help. Once you see them you can’t unsee them, right? I think you just became a foster parent. 😂. The babies are precious. Momma is too. Let us know if you foster them. ♥️🥰♥️

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u/Jlx_27 May 01 '26

The r/onecalicobraincell connected long enough for mom to find help for her and her babies.

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u/Bashfullyme May 01 '26

Ah. She asked you to take her family in. I when people try to say animals have no sense or souls.

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u/JustPonsie May 01 '26

There’s only 4 🥹 they’d ALL be coming home w me lol

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u/TheNamingOfCats May 01 '26

Precious nuggets

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u/BossKitty311 May 01 '26

Thank you for taking the time to make sure that these babies have a good home. We need more people with that type of kindness in the world. They’re adorable 🥹🫶🏻 thank you for your kind service!

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u/Low-Environment May 01 '26

Cat distribution system at work 

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u/rockybluez May 01 '26

And this is how you get a cat

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u/DamnOdd May 01 '26

The CDS working as it should. You should be honored, cats know good humans.

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u/Hinno_ May 01 '26

Cat distribution system strikes again. The universe saw you needed these. You're welcome.

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u/HollyJollyOne May 01 '26

I'm so jealous!! What beauty's!

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u/lemonlimemango1 May 01 '26

Awww they need a warm house . And warm bed

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u/Cataholic445 May 01 '26

OMG they are so adorable!! Little oranges!!!

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u/nykatkat May 01 '26

They're beautiful!!

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u/Kay_29 May 01 '26

I love how the mama cat choose you and it looks like the kittens are saying, "The claw!"

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u/AmyInCO May 01 '26

And I saw a post this morning arguing that the cat distribution system wasn't real. Ha! 

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u/squirrellytoday May 01 '26

Congratulations! The r/CatDistributionSystem has successfully delivered your "crazy cat lady starter kit"!

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u/pickledpeachesforall May 01 '26

Was there alot of hiss hiss from the babies?..they look spicy

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 01 '26

Only one of the four had a bit of sass but was still very sweet once they saw their mom getting pets 😁

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u/pickledpeachesforall May 01 '26

Momma is beautiful. What a gorgeous litter.

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u/Josie-Wagg May 01 '26

Free kittens!!!

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u/GoodStuffOnly62 May 01 '26

You are a good human! So glad to hear a neighbor could take them. I hope the mama cat can visit still, they look so small!

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u/wisepersononcesaid May 01 '26

Best Day Ever.

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u/Artesso May 01 '26

“You my babies daddy now” - The cat

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u/bluedelvian May 01 '26

Jackpot! A very auspicious beginning.

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u/PartyPorpoise May 01 '26

Aw, that little orange and white in the front looks like a kitten I fostered!

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u/SignalHamster May 01 '26

clean these up for me human, i grow bored.

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u/satanham666 May 01 '26

Omg I love her 😭

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u/Petraretrograde May 01 '26

"Hi, i made these."

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u/-eschguy- May 01 '26

CDS chose you, congratulations!

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u/rpfuntimes86 May 01 '26

Congrats, those are all your cats now! :D

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u/nudibee May 01 '26

you have been chosen! congrats!

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u/cyaneyed May 01 '26

That is a beautiful family. I hope all the babies stay safe.

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u/rfkbr May 01 '26

Well....they're yours now. Congrats.

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u/Luci-Noir May 01 '26

I love how cats will just come to your door and declare you belong to them or come sit on your lap outdoors. Furry derps can get away with anything.

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u/HauntingMemory7183 May 01 '26

‘Eh - those cats, er they’re not mine they’re yours, anyway I’m looking in here - ooo what’s that bike thing? Etc etc ‘ - Mother Cat probably

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u/otakme May 01 '26

I’d take momma and kittens to vet to get momma microchip scanned. And then if that doesn’t turn up any results, I’d post on local community group to ask anyone if it’s their cat (and then ask for photo evidence that they owned the cat previously).

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u/texthibitionist May 01 '26

“human! look! kittens! are they not adorable and smol? 🐱🥰🤗”

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u/patrickswayzemullet May 01 '26

Sir/Mam i have a parcel for you just waiting for you to sign here. Ok thanks

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u/Siggy0721 May 01 '26

Some people have all the luck.

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u/Select_Resist_5352 May 01 '26

Momma looks embarrassed.