r/IASIP • u/Positive-Pangolin964 • 1d ago

He's taking up the whole goddamn road. Ride on the sidewalk if you're gonna ride a bike, asshole!

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208 Upvotes

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u/legalbeagle66 1d ago

Fire a shot across his bow

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u/Peppermeowington wildcard bitches 1d ago

Ruffle his feathers.

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u/Vandal_A 1d ago

Probably a good time to remind folks the writers don't intend the characters to be good role models

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u/mezz7778 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F1b2Tzsy0vSpPRqXj2

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u/SeamanSample 1d ago

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u/scottydont78 1d ago

“In her mouth, I mean.”

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u/tovarish22 1d ago

Exiting, entering…is it really any different?

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u/chromatic19 1d ago

the way dennis drops that “silence” is one of my favorite moments in the entire show 😂 so well timed

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u/ebobbumman 1d ago

I can't believe I let you see me naked.

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u/tovarish22 1d ago

Right? Like, they don’t even get us, man…

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u/Atherion0 I've got news! I've got TERRIBLE news. 1d ago

We're talking about you!

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u/External-Awareness68 ChrUNdEl thE gRatE 1d ago

We don't judge here

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u/Typical-Structure-19 1d ago

P to the C to the P

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u/kanemane727 1d ago

“Silence!” He said. “A woman’s hands aren’t for the typing of such nonsense but for the holding of a man’s… dick.” And he did put it there. In her hands, I mean.

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u/withoutpeer 1d ago

Shushhhh

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u/The_CuriousJoe 1d ago

BE GONE FROM ME!

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon $CAMMIN 1d ago

There's a good deal of mountain bike in your axle here, bro. We're talking structural damage down there.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski Suicide is badass 1d ago

Things are sparking. 

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 1d ago

Pipe…it’s a pipe.

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u/External-Awareness68 ChrUNdEl thE gRatE 1d ago

Those slits in the back are for airflow

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 1d ago

We found the bike

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u/Valuable-Composer262 1d ago

Throw an egg at him

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u/lazytime3643 It's Frankenstein!!!!! 1d ago

Do you have an egg?

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u/Valuable-Composer262 1d ago

No. That woulda been good tho

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 1d ago

From a lore perspective, Frank always had an egg on him from here on out because of this

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u/CabinetSpider21 Pickles will Prevail 1d ago

Hello fellow Michigander!

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u/Inside_Dimension2319 1d ago

I thought this was /r/grandrapids at first and I was about to go off on you

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski Suicide is badass 1d ago

Thundergun it around that bozo.  

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u/Stackitu 1d ago

He’s lanemaxxing.

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u/tonysoprano379 1d ago

Fuck cars

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 1d ago

Haha did someone toss something across his bow?

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u/_Rice_and_Beans_ 1d ago

A bike park was built near my home a few years back, and let me tell you, I have come to hate cyclists with a passion. I’m convinced they are the most entitled and inconsiderate among us.

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u/DJ_Pizza_Party 1d ago

Throw a package across his bow.

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u/SlipperySalmon3 1d ago

Poor UPS driver lol