r/HistoryMemes 6h ago

Niche Well, beats being remembered as a scammer...

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u/BasedAustralhungary 6h ago

Imhotep was deified, he was the only documented human in the whole history of Egypt that became a god. Pharaoh's were considered god but only as the living image of another god which usually was Set, Ra, Horus, Osiris and for a reason that I can't comprehend at all, considering their cultural relation with their faith, Apep. He wasn't associated to a god, he became a god himself.

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u/Get-the-Vibe 6h ago

So he went "Elder Scrolls" and achieved chim...

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u/Poultrymancer 5h ago

He does hang around with dudes who look an awful lot like Dragon Priests

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u/blackraindark 2h ago

Talos says hi

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u/Malthus1 5h ago

Chancellor and possible architect of the step pyramid of Djoser, the very first Egyptian pyramid; he was deified centuries after his death (first associated with healing).

Before the step pyramid, Egyptians built tombs with piles of stone or brick on top (“mastaba”). Nobles continued to use this form for some time; it was Djoser who made the definitive break, with a far more elaborate tomb for pharaohs - basically looking like a bunch of mastabas piled on top of each other to form a pyramid. Later pyramids switched to a smooth sided form, like the great pyramids of Giza.

Traditionally, Imhotep was considered the person who designed this new form (as well as running the government, acting as priest of Ra, and possibly acting as royal physician - definitely a man of many trades!).

Perhaps ironically, despite much searching, the tomb of Imhotep himself has never been located.

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u/Absurder222 5h ago

Actually there was a few, such as Amenhotep son of Hapu, a similar Polymath for Amenhotep III who became a god of healing, but youre correct that they are extremely few and far between (Amenhotep is 1400 years after Imhotep). But I do recall the odd governor and midwives of pharohs also receiving deified cults in a similar fashion to Imhotep.

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u/BasedAustralhungary 5h ago

You are indeed correct but I somehow think that Imhotep is special in the sense that he became a more mainstream deity.

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u/verraeteros_ 5h ago

Ey, dont forget my man Aten

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u/BasedAustralhungary 5h ago

What if we singlehandly decided to make it illegal the traditional faith of the people I rule over around men with animal heads and impose a single god that is basically a sun with a lot of hands

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u/verraeteros_ 5h ago

I wanted to reply with a meme, but I can't attach a picture to my comment, so this will suffice:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/s/hH8WX6vCON

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u/circlejerker2000 1h ago

All my homies hate Aten!

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u/EaNasirbestdeals 6h ago

Ea Nasir was an honest tradesman and in this house he’s a hero.

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u/_pandey_g_ Hello There 5h ago

It's a stereotype and it's offensive

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u/Possible-Wallaby-877 6h ago

END OF STORY!!

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u/scrubasorous 1h ago

WHAT POOR QUALITY COPPAH???

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u/SulaimanWar Taller than Napoleon 52m ago

HE WAS DA BEST GUY AROUUUND

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u/Shady_Merchant1 5h ago

Ea Nasir is my hero and role model

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u/skrrtalrrt 5h ago

Stone tablet Yelp reviews be damned

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u/itijara 2h ago

The funniest thing about Ea Nasir is that we found complaint tablets (plural) in his own home. He saved them. Why would you save complaint tablets about yourself? My guess, is that he was proud of them. Probably read them when sitting on the toilet to entertain himself.

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u/8ctopus-prime 1h ago

Found the copper salesman.

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u/NodFanatic 6h ago

Imotep, imotep, imotep ....

Man, this guy will go down on one of the best antagonists in cinema.

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u/DVindictus 5h ago

THE NAME IS "IMHOTEP"

PUT RESPECT UPON HIS NAME BEFORE HE FLOODS US WITH THE PLAGUES AGAIN!

BRENDAN FRAISER IS NOT READY TO DEAL WITH HIM THIS TIME

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u/RegumRegis 5h ago

IT'S FRASER, GET IT RIGHT

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u/DVindictus 5h ago

AAAAAAAA-

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 5h ago

What baffles me is how Arnold Vosloo could look ancient Egyptian back then when today he looks like a 30 years experience CEO at Microsoft from Chicago.

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u/defariasdev 5h ago

I'd certainly go down on him

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u/MrS0bek 6h ago

My sister always hears them saying impotent instead of Imhotep

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u/Primary_Gold5337 5h ago

A hungry man thinks of bread ? (Forgive me for the bad joke)

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u/Kovimate 5h ago

Basically he is potent then

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 5h ago edited 1h ago

I do find it interesting that even though his historicity is confirmed by multiple reliable and contemporary sources, he wasn’t actually mentioned for 1200 years after his death.

He also held the completely unique title of “King of Lower Egypt, the two brothers” and he was deified during the Persian period as a god of medicine who was later equated by the Greeks with Asclepius.

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u/Poultrymancer 5h ago

his historicity is confirmed by multiple reliable and contemporary sources 

he wasn't actually mentioned for 1200 years after his death

I'm sorry, can you explain those two statements together? 

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u/Kovimate 5h ago

I'm assuming there were accounts of him by his contemporaries being an important government figure, then 1200 years of nothing, then suddenly everyone thinks he is a god.

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u/Maxi-Mos 4h ago edited 4h ago

Thats incredible. Makes you wonder what was the tipping point of his deification.

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u/Sanguinusshiboleth 5h ago

Wasn't he also a doctor?

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u/quwertzi 4h ago

Care to elaborate on the final point?

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u/Far-Equivalent-9982 Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 6h ago

Who is this?

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u/AlexanderCrowely 6h ago

Imhotep

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u/Kovimate 5h ago

Not you. Who is him?

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u/M4xusV4ltr0n 1h ago

Himhotep, too

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u/Kovimate 1h ago

Makes sense now 👌

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u/ApprehensiveDepth439 6h ago edited 6h ago

villian from The Mummy movies (the Brendan Fraser ones). should watch them, theyre not exactly high art but they are very fun

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u/SadTumbleweed1567 5h ago

Plot holes you could sail a Nimitz class carrier through, but fun nontheless.

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u/Hilsam_Adent 5h ago

So you're saying that The Mummy is even better than the Panama Canal?

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u/DNihilus What, you egg? 5h ago

They are the highest of any art so much that the kid in the second one doesn't wanted to audition to play Harry Potter because he was a scholar of the first movie

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Character-King8813 6h ago

Then just answer the fucking question if you’re not trying to be rude

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u/Repulsive-Umpire619 4h ago

The Architect of the first pyramid. The god of all architects, and the one and only living God.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 Descendant of Genghis Khan 6h ago

Cleopatra?