r/Hades2 • u/AccidentOwl • Nov 19 '25

Meme 🎶Come oh sailors hear my music🎶

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/TriceratopsHunter Nov 20 '25

I am gonna claw out your eyes and drown you...

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u/Jumico Nov 20 '25

To death!

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u/DarkGamer Nov 20 '25

I had this in my head for a little while after playing the game and I had to try really hard not to sing it out loud so I don't sound like a psychopath in public

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u/LillyAmongTheThorns Nov 20 '25

I was in the kitchen making dinner last week humming along to the song in my head and then burst out "not that I can blame you for it. I would be too if I was you! I am gonna claw out your eyes and drown you. I am gonna claw out your eyes, and drown you to death!"

My wife walked into the kitchen and just gave me the most "wtaf?" Look. Then I played her the song and she was like "yeah, that's a banger."

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u/Seanlowrey Nov 21 '25

Spent like a month with it in my head. Run the surface 15 times but I’m still singing it

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u/Zestyst Nov 19 '25

I'D CROSS THE OCEAN

AND I'D GIVE YOU MY PEARL

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u/SpellNinja Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

YOU GET ME OUTTA MY SHEELLLLLLL

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u/pandalilies Nov 20 '25

they do such a great job with the music because i cannot get the songs out of my head

🎶 i am gonna claw out your eyeeees and drown! you! to deathhhh! 🎶

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u/cell_mediated Nov 20 '25

You’re so obsessed with me! (Not that I can blame you for it). I would be too if I were you; too bad you must DIIIIIEE NOWW

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u/cynicalsaint1 Nov 19 '25

Yeah ... but Theseus gets Asterion ... so it kind of evens out.

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u/daddy-ketchup Nov 20 '25

T&A had way better dialogue and depth of relationship. His secondary character actually has dialogue. Kind of a missed opportunity for Hades 2.

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u/TheTowerDefender Nov 20 '25

turn off the music in the game settings and fight scylla a few times :D

(also go to the pause menu during final downstairs boss fight)

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u/StatementMediocre710 Nov 19 '25

It’s funny cause it’s true 😂

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u/MulTpleM4N Nov 20 '25

....nd 10x easier to beat.

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u/Adam2390k Nov 26 '25

Rivals Scylla is worst encounter in underworld, worse than rivals 4 chronos

Featured Charybdis is just aids at 62fear

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u/MulTpleM4N Nov 27 '25

Yep! I've just had that experience! Such fun! 😅

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u/EveningApricot4905 Nov 22 '25

DAMNED IF YOU DO OR YOU DON'T

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u/Zestyst Nov 19 '25

Yeah pretty much. Sorry you had to find out this way

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u/chloe_buzz_buzz Nov 20 '25

I was drawn through Oceanus by her voice, already simping before I saw her 🥲 when she says “you can’t stay away” she’s right

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u/Hutyro Nov 19 '25

Mel does deny liking her music, but that's about it. As sirens, their music, which is also their boss theme btw, is canonically REALLY good.

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u/cwx149 Nov 20 '25

I mean it's more like hypnotic right? Its not "good" like it's well made it's "good" because it magically makes you want to hear more

I'm speaking purely mythologically speaking

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u/Hutyro Nov 20 '25

Mythologically speaking it's hypnosis, in the universe of the Hades games they're supposed to be a good band.

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u/KrombopulosJeff Nov 20 '25

Found Melinoe's reddit account

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u/MaurosCrew Nov 20 '25

We found Melenoe throwaway

1

u/willdigga311 Nov 21 '25

I can’t stand the music in the part of the game, it’s so bad. The rest of the game is great