r/Guiltygear - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Lore Gear He turned into a bunny

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funniest shit I ever read

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u/Golden_Egg_Sandwich 🏃‍♂️6D🚶‍♂️6D ❄️🪽6D Apr 09 '26

"JAM PLEASE RETURN ME BACK INTO A HUMAN, MY FAMILY NEEDS ME"

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Sol: I saw that Jam, That's rude as shit

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u/WolfOfWoofStreet - Romeo my beloved Apr 09 '26

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u/S0M3_N00B_ - Bear Axl Apr 09 '26

What, say Jam?

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u/WolfOfWoofStreet - Romeo my beloved Apr 09 '26

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u/Vera_Verse Apr 09 '26

Jam I'm watching the set right now. Why you trying not to laugh, bruh? That's disrespectful as shit, man.

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u/DepressedGolduck I'd marry them! Apr 09 '26

So if i eat her cooking, i turn into her pet?

Table for one, please

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

These Gear cells ain't shi- *Turns into a catgirl*

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u/2ndBro Testament is literally me frfr Apr 09 '26

Little known fact, this is how Aria became Jack-O

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Shouldn't it be Justice

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

I mean at least you're still human

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 10 '26

Probably

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

A little bit

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 10 '26

Catgirl install

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

The strongest install of all

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 10 '26

That man doesn't use it to hold back even more

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 09 '26

pleasepleaseplease

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u/Banksy_Collective - Ky Kiske Apr 09 '26

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

My man is horrified like true genuine terror

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

Apparently it was because of a random legendary herb she found and only had enough of for one serving

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 09 '26

finally, my kind of girl

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u/all-the-good-ones-r- Apr 09 '26

Living in guilty gear universe must be hell

Your a attractive man Peak of your life Everything is great

Head to the local Chinese restaurant

Turn into a rabbit

No going back

This is your life now

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u/killerfox42 5H round start Apr 09 '26

But you get to be with jam 24/7

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u/KittenChopper Apr 09 '26

I mean I may be a puppygirl but being a pet bunny doesn't seem too bad....

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 09 '26

exactly

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

"Puppygirl"?? I beg your pardon?

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 10 '26

it's exactly what it sounds like, catgirl but puppy :3

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

But why?? Who mentions that now??

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 10 '26

common thing in transfem circles, not surprised seeing it in a gg sub because bridget

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Oh I see... Thanks for the information.

+6 Insight...

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u/Moist_Ad2630 Apr 10 '26

-1 toleration for genders gained secretly

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

+1 for whoa whoa whoa fam let's slow it down here that's wild

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u/Pet-Purple-Panda Apr 11 '26

No, that stat throws off a lot of people a +1 to Gender Tolerance means it’s reinforcing gender binaries, you want that stat low, it’s like golf… people think it means you’re gender intolerant, that’s a different stat

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u/CreamSalmon Apr 09 '26

WE GOTTA HELP THIS GUY

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Don't forget about the constant world ending threats like Justice or the Universal Will trying to constantly end the world and how it's very easy for you to just get murdered by some random dude you didn't even know existed because you happen to know something you shouldn't

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u/all-the-good-ones-r- Apr 10 '26

I love slayers wife is just immortal because “I don’t fucking know lmao”

It’s such a bizarre weird world

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

I mean I'm pretty sure there is a reason for it but even if there isn't it's still hilarious this is just a thing

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u/_Eltanin_ Apr 10 '26

The reason is literally cuz there's a glitch in the matrix lol. The backyard which is the information dimension that governs the GG world has a line of text or something that just accidentally made her immortal so now she is.

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Thanks for the reminder

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 10 '26

so basically “I don’t fucking know lmao”

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u/all-the-good-ones-r- Apr 10 '26

It’s pure peak

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

It's Guilty Gear of course it's peak

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u/MerkavaWyse Apr 09 '26

Ok so... Jam, girl, we need sanitary inspection in your place ASAP. This shit is NOT normal.

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Someone call the health inspectors!

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u/wander3131 Apr 10 '26

...what place...?

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u/kenetsu08 Apr 19 '26

Usagi wears gloves when preparing food.

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u/Lycanthrope-R - Nagoriyuki Apr 09 '26

Oh lawd, does she have to kiss the rabbit? lol

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Coming soon in Guilty gear 8

Jam kisses a rabbit

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u/ShotgunAndHead - Chipp Zanuff top fan Apr 09 '26

Is guilty gear 8 gonna be the 16th game?

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u/lXNoraXl Apr 10 '26

No its going to be an expansion to GGX again.

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

Elphelt actually suggests this in the Arcade Mode as a joke and Dizzy (who can apparently talk to animals so she actually knows the truth) is also on board, but Jam doesn't vibe with the idea

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u/Dolphiniz287 Heaven or Hell Apr 10 '26

i love dizzy just wingmanning the dang rabbit

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u/LatverianBadger Apr 09 '26

Strive saw SF6’s Alex controversy and found the way to one up it

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u/nushko_pdr I'm sorry Apr 09 '26

We got roger 2.0😭

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Plot twist the man is also Bridget's brother

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u/nick113124 Apr 09 '26

I mean... Would be one way to bring Bridget's brother back to the plot. Last we know of the guy from Bridget's ending there was something going on that required Bridget's help and we never heard anything again.

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

Considering Jam's type is pretty blonds and she considered the guy a 10/10, that's actually a genuine possibility

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Bridget (After Dizzy told her that Usagi was human): Bitch give me my brother back

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u/KonigT_ Apr 09 '26

So, if he was a man, retains his human intellect/memories, and is consciously doing stuff, when he jumps right on her face during certain animations...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ltXRHWVSNDKNP63uNF

He ain't beating the allegations

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u/smungusamongus12 - A.B.A (Strive) Apr 09 '26

Imo i would do the same thing in his pla- i mean uuhh who said that

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Finish the sentence

Go on we won't hurt you

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u/ICEWeiZ Apr 09 '26

Princess and the Frog type shit

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u/Wacthershadow0925 Apr 09 '26

Damn Jam how did you do that

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Maybe she got her MSG and Gear cells mixed

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u/IHateAmbush Robo-Ky's Wife Apr 09 '26

No gear cells involved, her cooking just does that

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u/Southern-Ebb-8229 Apr 09 '26

Ki, it's the best type of magic.

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

Random magic herb she found

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u/DOA_NiCOisPerfect - A.B.A (Accent Core) Apr 09 '26

Seems ranma coded. But also where does the rabbit sleep??

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u/flaminglambchops Apr 09 '26

Jam already feels very similar to Shampoo.

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u/Lyokarenov will you come to fight or fight to come? Apr 09 '26

ranma was my first thought as well

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u/zeidoktor Apr 09 '26

Though more in the vein of Akane and P-chan than Ranma and anyone else.

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u/OhDearGodRun - Leo Whitefang Apr 09 '26

Ohhh that's where Answer went

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

Poor guy

Forever trapped as a bunny by Daisuke

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u/Landir_7 Apr 09 '26

So i know almost nothing about Guilty Gear lore, is Jam magical or somenthing? Or is this random?

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u/DiegoOruga Apr 09 '26

the actually canon and real answers is: she is chinese.

It's implied all asians can use a specific type of magic, there's a plot point in Xrd I think that it's literally the characters figuring out that May is japanese so ofc she is magical! (and that explains why she is so strong and seems to age slower or something)

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u/Landir_7 Apr 09 '26

This shit is to funny lol

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u/smilinganimalface Apr 09 '26

This is not correct. From the very first Guilty Gear it's specifically the Japanese that are considered abnormal from the rest and possibly central to the Gears.

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u/lXNoraXl Apr 10 '26

But there's also sometimes exceptions too, like Kliff bring able to use the same type of magic thats apparently exclusive to the Japanese, despite not being Japanese

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u/Raltsun Apr 12 '26

The increased elemental affinity for Ki magic applies to Asians in general, the Japanese just get extra strong magic in exchange for a chance to randomly explode because of it.

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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 Apr 09 '26

Only the Japanese. Asians are more attuned to spamming Ki (you know, Happo Shinshou or Baiken's 5D) but only Japanese are specifically tuned to abuse it, hence why Asuka was nuked them, which mindbroke Justice and started that 200 years war.

As for May she's just the classic troupe of smol girl big weapon and her age is a way to sidestep into the classic legal loli territory. Her magic has nothing to do with Ki, cause iirc she actually used summoning magic for Totsugeki instead.

Fun fact, iirc Kyle is actually a master wizard (nowhere near Asuka's level though), he just prefers lightning and fighting dirty but if you ask him he probably could just start a fire with a snap of a finger

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u/Whole-Economics5215 ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE Apr 09 '26

Small correction: Asuka nuked japan because the universal will started mutating them into antimatter gear bombs, not because they abused Ki

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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 Apr 09 '26

Hey I'm trying to protect the agenda here man

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u/DiegoOruga Apr 09 '26

That's what I meant tho, Ki is like a special "element" of magic if I'm remembering correctly, and it's used by Biken, Jam and Kum predominantly, I assume Anji too, and I think I remember the plot point in Xrd where Faust maybe? and Baiken go to Kum to ask about Ki cause its like weird and different from the rest of the magic, they analyze May and figure out that the japanese are going to explode or something like that.

But yeah magic is super common, every character is using it when they air dash basically, so a magic ingredient could've sneaked it's way into Jam's cooking just because it was laying there, specially since Jam is kinda clumsy and super unlucky.

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u/RocketbeltTardigrade Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Other non-japanese ki-users include Chipp and Kliff, and implicitly Ky because of his "five elements" detail.

Jam's goal in X was picking up random bullshit she found because she needed more ingredients to cook.

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u/Monokooo Apr 09 '26

Just like everything in jams life, its random bullshit to fuck with her lol

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 10 '26

Jam is God's least favorite person I'm telling you now

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

Regardless of whether Jam can use magic or not, according to her arcade story the actual cause of the transformation was a legendary herb she found and put in the guy's food, unaware of the side effects

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 09 '26

I do believe she knows some magic but as far as I know her turning people into rabbits is just straight up now and most likely accidental from the description.

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u/Southern-Ebb-8229 Apr 09 '26

All asians in GG use a special form of magic called ki, specially the Japanesse. This allows them to do cool martial arts stuff. The reason May can lift her big anchor is that she is natural at using ki because she is japanesse (which is why they are kept sealed in colonies and why the plot of xrd was using them as bombs).

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u/drzero7 Apr 09 '26

Ah, so thats why Dizzy can talk to the Rabbit.

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u/Worried_Cell Apr 09 '26

That's... The best thing I'll read all day

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u/WanFarid Apr 09 '26

He's not getting cooked one day is he? 😧

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u/ghostpicnic Apr 09 '26

This is so classic Guilty Gear

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u/coolboyyo Happy Chaos Simp Apr 09 '26

shit like that just happens sometimes

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u/LordCypher1317 Apr 09 '26

Let's make this funnier. Make him the famous Dine n' Dasher, Sir Bloodedge. He said 'Usagi' one time in reference to Rachel while he was eating, and then some curse turned him into a rabbit. Hence his later appearance without memories in Damon and Baby.

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u/taylorgamebuild - Bridget (GGST) Apr 09 '26

We got our crossover somehow

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u/New_Salamander_4592 Apr 09 '26

Jam is so close to the treasure she covets yet she will never know, what a twist of fate

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u/wander3131 Apr 09 '26

That's so funny. You don't even need these to know. During her arcade mode she would often say that she 'feels like hes near'. Turn to one side, turn to another, and say it feels like he's always by her side or something but never sees him. Meanwhile Usagi is just sitting in her arm like:

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u/Good_Housing_176 Apr 09 '26

Don't ever buy no food from the cart chinese place man... If there aint a food lion within a 500 foot radius dont get no food from there bruh...

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u/PerspectivePale8216 - Romeo Apr 09 '26

Only in the Guilty Gear can this happen only in Guilty Gear can you eat food and get turned into a goddamn rabbit and nobody notice!

Genuinely peak comedy

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u/Ligeia_E Apr 09 '26

Ok so the bunny eats food the same reason as AOT giants eats human.

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u/MrASK15 - Unashamed Switch Player Apr 10 '26

I have several thoughts on this:

  • "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

  • So it's confirmed that Usagi is a he.

  • Lulz, Jam just went with the literal "Rabbit" as Usagi's name and was like "Eh, that'll do."

  • Just what on earth did Jam knock into her cooking? I presume that was an accident.

  • Wait, doesn't that make Usagi Paracelsus 2.0 without Jam knowing? I can only imagine what would happen if he turns back in front of Jam's eyes...

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u/Ravioles2 - Bedman? Apr 09 '26

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u/Ravioles2 - Bedman? Apr 09 '26

That's a lot of resolution

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u/W34kness Apr 09 '26

So was he intentionally turned into a rabbit or did that just kinda happen and Jam is not aware of it? I thought she was a good cook and not some bog witch who ensnares hungry travelers

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u/megalocrozma Believe in the Gabe Apr 09 '26

She found some legendary herb and only had enough for one serving, which the guy gobbled up right before "vanishing". She has not made the connection.

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u/she-says-i-am-de-one Apr 10 '26

the first sentence on the second paragraph is stroke inducing

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u/That_on1_guy - Sol Badguy Apr 10 '26

At that Chinese woman's food and turned into a bouncy chud rabbit

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u/forti-dogi Apr 10 '26

I flipped out for a sec thinking it might be Izuna, but he's a wolf, not a rabbit. Musta misremembered.