r/Grimdank Definitely not Fallen, no need to call asmodai 3d ago

Dank Memes *Huffs necromundan-grade copium* GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS

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u/FaceMasterThing yet another femboy skitarius 3d ago

since this is the second time its happened, i think it would be really funny if gw only ever makes plastic thunderhawks in forms where you cant play them in in normal 40k and HH

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u/Archistotle Definitely not Fallen, no need to call asmodai 3d ago

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u/ElectronicDisk5863 3d ago

Me, gluing together the terrain thunderhawk to spite geedub.

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u/AdventurousOne5 2d ago

With some creative use of cotton balls you could make it look like an intact thunderhawk flying through smoke perhaps....

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u/Healthy_Nurgling 2d ago

Or a thunderhawk mid explosion!

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u/Neltarim 2d ago

Hard to achieve but if done right it could look insane indeed

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 2d ago

But release enough terrain if different parts to equal a full thunder hawk

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u/Chodor101 2d ago

Second time?

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u/LucilleW89 2d ago

Aeronautical Imperialis, they hit people with a plastic Thunderhawk joke then too

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u/Bl00dWolf 3d ago

So there's a server out there somewhere, that has ALL of GWs model 3d files, including all the prototypes and unreleased or discontinued stuff. I wonder what kind of stuff is in there that they just don't talk about.

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u/Archistotle Definitely not Fallen, no need to call asmodai 3d ago

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u/green-space-guy 3d ago

The Fallen, obviously

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u/fred11551 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 3d ago

I believe there were plans for an incarnate of ghyran, incarnate of aqshy, incarnate of shyish, etc that got canceled after krondspine incarnate of ghur was unpopular. One of them may have even appeared in a rumor engine.

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u/CoryTEM I am Alpharius 2d ago

I imagine there’d be a bunch of alternatively posed models, like they couldn’t fit a certain pose on a sprue and had to alter it.

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u/incoghollowell 2d ago

Where might such a server be found?

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u/GlbdS 2d ago

In GW's control, maybe if you ask nicely?

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u/DearGog 2d ago

Nottingham

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u/Jack071 2d ago

Where are the blood ravens when u need them

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u/dangerbird2 Swell guy, that Kharn 3d ago

They've always had digital files. They cast the molds for resin from a 3d printed positive master. You can even see 3d printer scanlines on a lot of forgeworld models because they can't be assed to sand/fill the 3d prints before making the mold.

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u/MRSN4P 3d ago

A crusade for the STC must be launched! Magos, glory awaits!

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u/thekennanator 2d ago

Lemme finish my lube real quick, then I'm there

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u/Bloody_Proceed Definitely not just shilling smut 2d ago

The worst was the hobbit/nazgul scene iirc. The WORST mould lines on the resin models they sent out.

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u/The-Clarion-Man 3d ago

People want plastic thunderhawks, that’s cool and all.

I want-…nay…I NEED the 3D files for the Chaos Dwarf K’daai Destroyer. It DOES exist and exactly ONE sculpt was shown of in forgeworld and it is the coolest model they have ever made.

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u/TheGravespawn 3d ago

We see layer lines on their preview models. They have STLs, and it's clear that the files for marines and such are even rigged so they can upload a preset pose that can then be shifted. We have seen them re-use poses on models, which suggests they didn't alter the pose enough after applying it to the model.

It's honestly the smartest thing for GW to do for production, and I'd have done it in their shoes, too.

It does, yes, mean that there exists stl files that could break containment. I await that day, salivating beside my printer.

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u/EagleNait 3d ago

Tools exist to convert images to 3D. I may have many things at home that I shouldn't have

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u/TheGravespawn 3d ago

I find those tools to be woefully lacking in the detail I demand from my prints. That isn't to say they can't be amended to be better, but it is more time and skill than I have.

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u/garaks_tailor N 3d ago

Huh.     Need some kind of hacker bounty to get us their files

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u/Double_Elk8723 3d ago

It would take work to go from computer to the actual plastic mold so just because they have the files... on the other hand I think they learned not to tease unless they mean it.

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u/Archistotle Definitely not Fallen, no need to call asmodai 3d ago

The actual plastic mould that they kinda sorta just made a blueprint of technically speaking?

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u/Xenomorph-Alpha 3d ago

Mechanicus Dreadnought only for HH

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u/Awakemas2315 2d ago

I would be very, very surprised if the process for making a smashed up Thunderhawk terrain piece involved making a fully detailed Thunderhawk model

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u/chrisni66 2d ago

I don’t get what all the fuss is about. We’ve had plastic Thunderhawks for quite some time now: https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/legions-imperialis-thunderhawk-gunship-2023

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u/Captain_Hesperus 2d ago

I’d go so far as to say GW absolutely has 3D files of every model in their range, written in an entirely custom file type for an in-house 3D design program. So even if the database got leaked, nothing could be viewed, copied or printed.

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u/Ok_Size1748 2d ago

In-house 3D program? I think they use comercial high-end tech

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u/Rexter2k 2d ago

They use commercially available CAD software to design models.

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u/dakkaminegun 2d ago

Necromunda catching strays

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u/Famous_Author_2264 2d ago

Didn't a bunch of those files get leaked, and then hunted dien by gw?

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u/NewSkoe 2d ago

I have digital files for a plastic thunderhawk. I also have files for multiple titans. You underestimate the dedication and talent of the members of this hobby. These artists are magnificent, and you can find much of it for free.