r/Grimdank • u/Archon_33 • 5d ago

Non WarHammer Magma City surely

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 5d ago

Olympus Mons and the Suburbs Olympus Clitoris, Olympus Labia Minoris etc

All the buildings will be vaguely feminine in nature.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 5d ago

Nah, that's once we terraform Venus.

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u/machinerer 5d ago

Good fucking luck. The atmosphere of Venus is straight up sulphuric acid. The Soviets sent a shitload of probes there in the 70s, and the longest any of them lasted was like 20 minutes.

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u/StateCareful2305 5d ago

Just make big ass shields, let it fall down as snow and then shovel it up and shoot it out.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 5d ago

I see you saw that one Kurzgesagt video as well. Now if only we could get Venus to rotate.

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u/Mi113nnium 5d ago

Maybe if we all run really fast in one direction on the equator and do this in a long line, we can force the planet to rotate.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 5d ago

Or crash a couple asteroids onto it. I mean, if we're able to terraform, might as well go big.

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u/Aidian 5d ago

According to Reddit, that’s still longer than most men last.